What should I do if I suddenly become a fairy?

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"There are so many bamboo houses appearing so quickly?"

"Immortal cultivators still have this method? Then if I go to have this method, I will definitely resign and become a construction worker! Don't you still make a lot of money?"

"What kind of construction worker? Loans, land acquisition, local developers!!! Are you stupid?"

"..."

"I'm going? Is it glowing?!"

"Oh, it really shines!"

"Mom, a cultivator is a cultivator..."

"Then what, brothers, we are also immortal cultivators now."

"Come on, we are both immortal cultivators, they are the real immortals, and we are at most rookies just getting started..."

"No, after I go back, I have to practice hard!"

"Actually, I have a gossip that Zizhu Island is about to be transformed into a pure cultivating school. Tell me, can we...have a chance to sign up?"

"But our age, to enter school?"

"What's wrong with our age? Although we are 40 years old, what is 40 years old to a cultivator?"

"..."

……

After the house was ready, Qi Zixiao began to think about other issues.

For example, security and anti-peeping issues.

"Science and technology are indeed extraordinary."

She looked up at the sky and said to herself: "If you are a monk, you can set up an ecstasy formation, even if you fly over it, you won't be able to see it, but satellites, machines, etc., have no emotions at all, but they won't be blocked by the ecstasy formation."

"I forgot to bring old Chentou with me, let's go back."

"Bring Xiaoran and Sister Na here to get acquainted. At the same time, I need to put up the signboard of the school and select a few more teachers."

How to set up the signboard?

Make the stele fast, put some formations on it, engrave words on it, and just stand it in the right place.

The right candidate for the teacher is not so easy to find.

The path of cultivating immortals is to walk against the sky, so be careful and take one step at a time.

It's fine if it's someone with little relationship. Since you want to open the door to accept students, just like opening a sect, you must always be responsible for your own disciples!

Practice, formation, alchemy, refining, Taoism (state of mind)...

These fields must be dabbled in, and at the same time, they must have sufficient skills.

Moreover, Lin Zixiao felt that it was necessary to find a few modern experts with real skills to cooperate...

For example, using electromagnetic fields to form arrays, this is the old Chen's idea.

This also proves that modern technology also has merit.

Then, can fields such as alchemy, refining equipment, and even spiritual practice be streamlined and coordinated through some modern scientific thinking to make them easier and more effective?

Probably!

At least in Lin Zixiao's opinion.

So it is necessary to find someone who has a deep enough understanding of technology to come over.

But the problem is also obvious.

Most of these people are people or forces who have their own merits. In simple terms, they are "their flowers have their masters".

For example, the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life must have a large number of relevant scientific and technological talents.

But their allegiance to the Ministry of Resident Wellbeing, with their people?Isn't this equivalent to 'resource and information sharing? '

There was no such clause in the terms of the original cooperation.

"what?"

Lin Zixiao suddenly had an idea: "Why do you need a teacher?"

"It should be okay to find some students over here, right?"

"They also have modern ideas!"

Chapter 562 it's so big

What Lin Zixiao wants is not that those people can cooperate with science and immortal cultivation in a short period of time to push the cultivation of immortality to another level, or at the same height, the difficulty will be reduced linearly...

Instead, I want to use their modern thinking to think and understand some things about cultivating immortals, so as to propose new ideas and plans, etc.

Therefore, it is not necessary for those top experts in various fields to be teachers.

Similarly, you can also find some talented college students and graduate students. They may not have the skills of experts, but they must have heard some things that should be heard.

Even if I haven't practiced it, I have heard those views and theories more or less.

This is enough!

What you need is theory and way of thinking, isn't it?

"Yes, just do it!"

Lin Zixiao nodded slightly, having an idea.

Will the student give away the secret? !

Is it really so easy to enter the Xiuxian sect?

On the first day of entering the sect, one must make an oath of heaven, not to betray the sect, and not to disclose the sect's exercises and secrets without permission.

So I am really not afraid of students leaking secrets.

Teachers are different.

You invite people to be teachers and force them to swear?

You can do this even if you are overbearing, but our holy lady Qi has never owed favors in her life, how could she do such a thing?

What's more, the opposite or the partner? !

"The problem is almost figured out, so let's go."

"Finish the next thing one by one."

She soared into the air, and as soon as she rushed out of the formation of Zizhu Island itself, her spiritual sense discovered something unusual in the sea. Thinking of the words of the seventh deputy minister, she chuckled and fell from the sky to the shore.

"Mr. Lin."

The people from the Residents' Happy Life Department immediately gathered around and greeted them respectfully.

"Our plane will be here soon."

"Won't be here long."

"Ah."

Lin Zixiao nodded lightly, and then said lightly: "You wait, I will catch a big fish and bring it back to you as a gift."

After speaking, she vacated again and flew towards the southeast.

"Big fish?"

A group of residents from the Happy Life Department got together and looked at each other.

"Is it a ferocious beast? I don't know how big it is!"

"I heard from the brothers who participated in the Battle of the Coastline before that they saw an octopus that was as big as a hill and the meat tasted very good."

"Mr. Lin is so polite, he even gave us a big fish..."

"But having said that, I'm really looking forward to it, it must be delicious, right?"

"Chiliu... Oh, ashamed, ashamed, I'm actually drooling."

"..."

Each of them was looking forward to it, looking at the back of 'Lin Fan' flying out, wondering what kind of fish he would catch.

"Hope it's not too much."

"Yes, yes, it's too big, we can't take it away."

"No, you can take it away."

At this moment, Lin Zixiao was floating in the air about two nautical miles away, and he spoke softly, and the sound was transmitted far.

"Can you hear us so far away?!"

"Did we hear him too?"

"Nonsense, can we be the same as Mr. Lin!?"

"But he said we can take it away, so it shouldn't be too big, right?"

A group of people got together, murmured, and guessed at the same time how big the big fish Lin Zixiao was talking about was.

……

Meanwhile, deep under the sea.

A huge monster approached quietly.

Pop, pop, bang! ! !

Many ferocious beasts were attacking and biting, but they were unable to destroy them. The thick and hard armor allowed it to ignore the attacks of most of the ferocious beasts.

"Fake!"

"What the hell is this?! Why do so many horrible creatures appear as soon as they enter the South China Sea?"

"And are these creatures brainless? Dare to attack us?"

Inside the submarine, a blond man cursed loudly.

"Don't worry, your superiors have already said before you come that this trip is dangerous, you must be careful, right?"

"Let them hit, anyway, they will definitely not be able to break through our defenses, it's important to complete the mission..."

The officer was relatively calm, apparently mentally prepared.

"It's true to say so, but these things are too frighteningly scary! Crabs that are more than ten meters long, lobsters that are more than three meters long...and what is this? Oysters? Oysters are not attached to anything Did it grow on it? The diameter is more than one meter?!"

Looking out of the window and the various objects detected, the blond man couldn't help cursing.

"Have I arrived on an alien planet?!"

"Don't be surprised, the Chinese call these things fierce beasts, which means very powerful and powerful beasts!"

"And, don't you think it's cool? It's like coming to an alien battlefield and encountering aliens, super cool!"

"Is this... cool?"

"Well, if you want to use Hua Guo dialect, it's 'niubi~~'"

"niu~~bi~~~?"

"Yes, niu~~bi~~~"

The two chatted, and the blond man also had the idea of ​​diverting his attention and removing his fear, so he continued to chat along the way.

"Why niu~~bi~~~? It doesn't feel very smooth."

"nonono, in fact, if you can speak Chinese, you will find these two words very easy to pronounce."

"Is that right?"

"Yes, and what is the most interesting thing, do you know?"

"what?"

"The meaning of niu~~bi~~~, if translated, is... cows the vagina!"

"watt!?"