0p0 Chapter 9 9st Resignation Report:
Chapter 9 9st Resignation Report:
The ninth resignation report: I can't get down from the tree. The author said that I really can't blame someone for this!
The mainland's attention to the Eastern Elven World has always been high, and the main reason is the well-known one-looking at the face.The western elves and the mermaids of the sea followed closely behind, and many people were diehard fans of the heavenly clan in the heavenly realm and the demon clan in the underworld. Although these two legendary races have long since passed away, and historical documents have disappeared, they Countless writers and painters rely on their rich brains to create stories that are more magnificent than history.
And since the Eastern Elven World was defined as the most beautiful race by the largest statistics company on the mainland, in this information age—except for the government, technology, and military power—the Eastern Elf World is really being picked up. I don't even have any panties left.
For example, Haijiao, the largest social forum on Tianwang, once had such an idle post about phantom limb pain: [[Discussion and exchange] The elves in the Eastern Elf World will be hung on the tree of life version 2.0 as soon as they are born, and the short period is one week , there are too many to count, so how do these elf babies solve their eating, drinking, and lazards? ] 0L: RT (as in the title), LZ is really scratching his head curiously. Could it be that this group of elves have invented some magic spell beyond imagination?Unlimited diapers?
1L: I don't know if the eastern elves have a big brain, but I can be sure that LZ has a big brain.
2L: The Eastern Elven World is just a bunch of little whores!
3L: LS (upstairs) must be an elf beauty in the western elf world for being so cute.
4L: girls fight! girls fight! girls fight! girls fight! girls fight! (...continuous screen)
5L: It's shameful to swipe the screen.But I really want to see beauties fight.
6L: Hehe, LSs, at first glance, it seems that you have never really seen the loser of the fighting power of the elves in the two worlds. Just pulling out a child can scare you all, okay?Also girlsfight?Can courting death be changed in a way that doesn't harm the fish in the pond?
7L: 6L kneeling and licking your face is too ugly, no matter how much you kneel and lick, you will never become a fighting race like elves.
8L: Mustache, the fighting race is obviously the dragon race.And, why is Brother 7 so sure that Brother 6 is not an elf?Just kneeling and licking?
9L: This is 7L, answer 8L, how could the elves say such low words as 6L!They usually choose to directly use magic power to check the IP address on the other side of Skynet, and then kill them, okay?
10L: Can Skynet check IP at will?Think carefully.
11L: This is LZ, can you still have fun?Does anyone remember the problem with this building? /(ㄒoㄒ)/～～12L: I don’t know.
13L: I don’t know +1
14L: Don't know + citizen ID number.
...After the water flooded many, many buildings...
888L: Are you really ashamed to say that you are a fan of the Eastern Fairy World, and you don't know such a simple thing?The elves in the Eastern Elf World don't need to eat.Although most of the elves will eat it when they grow up, it's just for the sake of delicious food. When they were young, they definitely didn't eat food, which is the legendary natural magic body, which is the closest to the existence of ancient gods.I had the honor to go to the front with the allied forces of the elves. Our leader said that the elves from the east and the west are definitely the most food-efficient comrades in arms, because they don’t eat during the war, they only absorb magic power and they’re done.
889L: I'm waiting for ordinary people to kneel down, but wouldn't it really starve the child to death?
890L: Surely your child will starve to death, not the elf.
Conte also saw this post on the tree of life.He used to love doing this when he was still in the tower, using his divine power to invade the invisible Skynet magic signal in the sky, he can see anything he wants to see, that is the biggest information acquisition after he wakes up Channels, it can also be said that Conte is basically a senior otaku who has been diving on the Internet for more than 200 years.
After becoming a demon, Conte originally thought that he would leave the Internet for a short period of time, but after hanging on the tree of life, he found that the energy of the tree of life was one of the original divine powers he left to the demons. There is no way to make those divine powers his own again, but as long as he is still hanging on the tree for a day, he can continue to use the tree of life to invade Skynet and extract the information he wants to read. I hurriedly read the novel on modern electric power that I had finished.
It has to be said that using electricity as the main energy source of society is really a story with a lot of brain holes. Conte said that they have no magic, so how can they complete the capture of electricity?That was incredible.
In the interval of surfing the Internet, Conte also decided to treat Bai Erpang better in the future.
Conte emphasized in his heart that the reason why he changed his attitude so quickly was because he was a very realistic big devil (he used to be a big devil). Since the other party can bring him benefits, he naturally has to make good use of it.It's definitely not because the other party is small and soft, but he has no resistance to this kind of creature. When he finally found a step to like the other party, he stepped down the step without hesitation.Absolutely!right!No!yes!
After thinking about this, Conte started playing bumper ball games with his twin brother with peace of mind, holding a scale so as not to hurt the other party with too much force, but also allowing both parties to experience the kind of left-handed right-handedness Swing is similar to rocking chair fun.
"Oh, as expected of my son, he's so smart, he found a game suitable for playing on the tree so quickly." Kong Lingxuan would spend a large part of her time under the tree every day to be crazy about her son.
"...Is this really not an omen for a brat?" Li Huaite continued.As the consul, he always seemed very idle, especially when the governing hall was only a few hundred meters away from the tree of life. He would come to Kong Lingxuan to report almost every day, and he conscientiously complained about her and her sons.
The Kong family's twins are not the only ones on the Tree of Life 2.0. After all, hanging on the Tree of Life is a grand event for the entire Eastern Elf world.As the twins' movements became bigger and bigger, it had already affected the elf babies on other treetops. Some of them were bold enough to follow the example of the brothers of the Kong family, but most of the babies were still normal. When shaking violently, they will be afraid and cry.So, ever since the Kong family brothers climbed the tree of life, the crying has never stopped, which is the first time since the tree of life was built.
"Bear children? My son? Don't make trouble. They are the most well-behaved and cutest children in the entire continent." The silly mother Kong Lingxuan was immersed in the compliments from fans and subordinates, refusing to face reality.In her opinion, her children are good everywhere, "It's okay to vote if you don't believe it."
"Your gentlemen are smart!" The guard girl A who was accompanying her immediately said, and stood firmly by Kong Lingxuan's side.
"Seconded."
"Second proposal +1"
"Second proposal + citizen ID number."
Needless to say, this group of people on the side was taking pictures and videotaping, and screaming excitedly, "Master/Master, I want to give birth to monkeys for you." The elf girls who didn't forget to hold their stinky feet must all be from Kong Lingxuan's guards camp.The members of the guard battalion of the two young masters have not been finalized yet, and they are in fierce competition, and they will definitely not let go of any opportunity to perform.
They let Li White, who was fighting alone, understand that there are always too many people in this world who refuse to face reality, and don't be too fluent in telling nonsense with your eyes open.
"If you think it's unfair, then let's let the elders of the elders group vote." Kong Lingxuan re-proposed, she is not afraid of this at all, because her babies are the cutest!
The elders are also very easy to find, because the elders will send an elder and a team of elves from the Temple Knights to guard under the tree of life every day to protect the future and hope of the entire eastern elf world.The elder on duty today is surnamed Li, who is also the elder of Li Huaite, and she clearly stands by Kong Lingxuan's side: "This is called cute, not a bear, lively and healthy, you think everyone is as rotten as you were when you were young Is it rotten?"
The members of the Knights of the Temple also nodded in unison to express their agreement with Elder Li, but they didn't know whether they agreed with the theory that the child was cute, or that Li Wright was bad.
Before the Lapax barrier was established, the Eastern Elf World, as the easternmost point of the continent, has always been one of the races that suffered the most sacrifices. Generations of outstanding magical talents have fallen one after another, and the barrier was established more than 200 years ago. The last generation who died in large-scale battles were the parents of Kong Lingxuan and Li Huaite. The children were basically handed over to the elders of the imperial capital. The classmates who grew up, who don't know who's black history.
"Broken, rotten" Mr. Consul said that the pressure was so great, dare you to think about such a small thing as your toys in kindergarten when you are so big? !Destined Singles Series!
"I'm also single and I'm not qualified to complain about others." The elder of the Li family said mercilessly. The marriage rate of the juniors has always been a heavy burden on the hearts of the elders.In particular, Li Huaite, the consul, and Kong Lingxuan and other army chiefs took the lead in being single, with no sense of social responsibility at all. Contributing to the reproduction of the race is considered a contribution, okay? !
"Can we talk about the children on the tree?" Li Huaite, who was hit by the truth with a blow from his parents, decided to change the subject silently.
"Don't worry, elf babies are very adaptable. Even if they are born in modern society, they can't obliterate the instinct of being close to nature deep in their souls. Or do you think what's the point of hanging them on the tree? ? Just to get angry with those stingy ghosts in the West Elf Realm?!"
"Yes." Li Huaite, Kong Lingxuan and other elves answered sincerely and quickly.
"..." What they said made sense, but I was speechless.
In the end, the baby elves on the tree relieved Elder Li. After crying continuously, more and more baby elves got used to the shaking of the branches, and began to think that this is actually a very fun game. Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. They joined in one after another, and the laughter gradually replaced the crying. They told Li White with the facts that your worries are really unnecessary.
Li Huaite, who can't take care of children at all and doesn't plan to take care of children in the future, finally gave up his plan to develop in the parenting industry.