0p0 #214 - Chapter 214: Elves, Mia
#214 - Chapter 214: Elves, Mia
"I guarantee it, little sister!"
While coaxing her, Jiang Han couldn't help but marvel at the elf's naivety. A few words were all it took to pique her curiosity.
"Think about it. If the outside world was really that dangerous, why are there so many races living out there?"
"Uh..."
The elven girl bit her finger, looking adorably blank, as if that made a lot of sense!
But she quickly remembered the elders' earnest teachings and retorted righteously, "That's not right! The elders clearly said that the outside is very dangerous!"
"Don't try to trick me! I'm very clever!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Jiang Han nodded, "Since you're so clever, can you tell me, what exactly is so dangerous out there?"
"It's humans, of course!"
The elven girl put her hands on her hips, "The elders said that humans are two-faced beasts. They seem kind, but they're full of bad intentions! Very, very bad! If we associate with humans, we're sure to be deceived."
"And! Greedy! Selfish and self-serving!"
"In short, there are so many dangers. Once we encounter humans, we elves are doomed!"
Hmm...
Jiang Han pondered for a moment. What she said was quite on point, a rather objective assessment.
But naturally, he couldn't say that out loud.
"So, here's the question. Do you think I'm human?" Jiang Han asked.
"Of course!"
The elven girl nodded, "What else could you be if not human?"
Jiang Han said, "You said that elves are doomed when they encounter humans? Then since I'm so dangerous, why haven't you died after meeting me?"
"Uh..."
Hearing this, the elven girl couldn't help but be stunned again.
That's right! Humans are so dangerous, so why haven't I died?
"Then... then maybe, possibly... perhaps I'll die in a little while."
She stared blankly at Jiang Han and asked in an uncertain tone, "...right?"
Jiang Han was amused by her silly and cute appearance and said in a low voice, "Do you want to die that much?"
"No, no, no! Of course, I don't want to die! I'm only one hundred and five years old, still a child! Of course, I don't want to die!"
The elven girl, well... accurately speaking, she should be called a young great-grandma, clearly panicked and waved her hands repeatedly.
Jiang Han: "..."
He thought she was a cute and innocent loli, but it turned out she was an old-timer.
Her age is even greater than his great-grandmother!
This, this, this...
Jiang Han was speechless for a moment, but he also knew that elves had a very weak ability to reproduce, but their lifespans were extremely long, with many living for thousands of years, and they matured very late.
One hundred years old was indeed considered a child.
This longevity was also exchanged for intelligence, which was very reasonable.
"Since you don't want to die, tell me your name, and perhaps I can consider sparing your life," Jiang Han said fiercely, looking like he was about to devour someone.
"Ah, ah, ah... I'm Mia! Don't kill me, Mia doesn't want to die yet!"
Mia was about to cry and confessed everything.
"Hmm... very obedient, then I won't kill you." Jiang Han changed to a smiling face again, looking like a strange uncle who abducts lolis.
"Really? Thank you so much!"
Mia blinked her big eyes, full of gratitude.
"Just kidding!"
Jiang Han changed his face again, looking ferocious, "I must tear you to pieces, then make you into minced meat and eat you!"
"Ah, ah, ah... don't kill me, you're too scary, the elders are right, humans are all bad guys, please don't turn Mia into minced meat, okay?"
Mia was so scared that she burst into tears, "Mia... Mia hasn't taken a bath in a day, the meat is very smelly and not tasty, and Mia is so small, there's not much meat either, if you want to eat... go eat that big fatty Cyrus, he's chubby, the meat must be very delicious, one bite and the oil will flow."
"Then where is Cyrus?" Jiang Han still looked ferocious.
"He's over there, just keep walking and you'll reach the village, Cyrus's house is the biggest, on the mushroom tree, you can see him in the bedroom, he must still be sleeping, easy to catch!"
Mia was so scared that she was muddled, and she said whatever came to her mind.
This girl...
Jiang Han was also convinced, she really didn't hesitate to sell out her teammates.
No wonder the elves wanted to live in seclusion, with this kind of scheming, if they were in human society, they would indeed be the type who would be sold and still happily count the money.
Of course, this was just a "child."
But with this Crouching Dragon, it was estimated that those adult elves were not much better.
"Okay, I'm kidding, humans don't eat elves."
Mia cried loudly, so miserably, Jiang Han couldn't bear to tease her anymore and softened his tone, "Think about it, if I wanted to eat you, I would have eaten you already, why would I wait until now?"
"That's probably because you weren't hungry just now, and now you're hungry and want to eat me!" Mia sobbed pitifully, "But Mia is really not tasty, please don't eat me."
"Of course, I know you're not tasty, and I don't eat elves."
Jiang Han couldn't help but have a headache, she was too dull, and it was not easy to coax her.
"And think about it, if I were really a bad person, why would I destroy those two strange creatures? Was it fun?"
"That's because you wanted to eat Mia all by yourself, to enjoy the prey alone, so you could eat your fill, boo... boo hoo hoo..." Mia cried.
Jiang Han: "..."
I'm really convinced!
She looks cute and innocent, but when it comes to the logic of eating people, she has a complete set of arguments, simply impeccable!
This is not something your intelligence can come up with.
"Forget it."
Jiang Han only felt extremely tired and didn't bother to explain anymore, turning around and walking in the direction Mia had just pointed, "Anyway, I'm going to your village, do you want to come along?"
Mia looked up pitifully, "If you find Cyrus, you won't eat Mia, right?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Jiang Han walked while saying helplessly, "You don't have much meat anyway, not enough to fill my stomach."
"Oh, oh, then I understand, I'll walk with you." Mia wiped her tears and cautiously followed beside Jiang Han.
The two walked forward in silence.
After a while.
Mia still asked worriedly, "You really won't eat Mia?"
"No, I won't." Jiang Han shook his head.
"Oh."
Mia nodded, relieved, and continued to follow him.
Another while.
"Really won't eat me?"
"Really won't eat you!" Jiang Han felt like he couldn't suppress the prehistoric power in his body anymore, "This is the last time I'll answer you, if you ask again, I'll roast you!"
"Oh, oh, I won't ask, Mia won't ask." Mia waved her hands in fright.
There was a brief silence, but it didn't last long.
"Can you not roast Mia? Mia's meat will burn."
"..."
Jiang Han didn't say a word, walking forward silently with a dark face.
He was just being a cheapskate!
Why did he have to tease others for no reason?
Now it's good, he teased out a chatterbox.
A sin!