Chapter 179: Mother's Adult and Petty Words
Chapter 179: Mother's Adult and Petty Words
"Then you must save it well, don't waste any of it, give it all to me~"
Lin Yaoyao is a real dog.
After saying those words that made Li Nanxun's heart flutter, he hung up the phone.
When Li Nanxun excitedly sent her a WeChat message asking her when she would receive the goods, she didn't reply.
He was anxious and was about to call her when Li Qingcheng arrived.
Upon entering, Li Qingcheng saw Li Nanxun, who was lying on the sofa with a smile on his face, holding his phone. She narrowed her eyes dangerously, "Are you on drugs? What's your condition?"
Li Nanxun raised an eyebrow and looked at Li Qingcheng with disdain. "Miss Li, what's with that look in your eyes? Doing drugs, how can you even talk about me with that? I, Li Nanxun, am such a brilliant and illustrious person. Taking drugs, wouldn't that be beneath my dignity?"
What Li Nanxun said really seemed to be the case.
Li Qingcheng's mouth twitched slightly when he heard this. He stared at his nephew whom he hadn't seen for many days for a long time as if he had seen a ghost. Then he said "Oh" meaningfully and said seriously: "The big fool is real, but I really didn't see the bright and clear moon."
"You're just blind!" Li Qingcheng was rude. Li Nanxun didn't bother pretending to be a loving aunt and a filial nephew, so he directly said, "If your eyes are useless, donate them to people in need instead of wasting them on you."
Li Qingcheng probably didn't expect that Li Nanxun would actually confront her directly. Her expression changed again and again. After a long while, she made a few "tsk tsk tsk" sounds, with a look of sadness on her face. She beat her chest and stamped her feet, looking like she was extremely heartbroken.
Li Nanxun: “…”
Say something.
I really don't like watching this kind of awkward acting.
"Ahem~" After coughing twice, Li Nanxun stretched out his hand towards the door and said, "This temple is too small to accommodate a statue as big as Miss Li. Goodbye, I won't see you off."
Li Qingcheng: "???"
Really, kids become less and less cute as they grow up.
So annoying.
Although a long time has passed, Li Qingcheng can still clearly recall the time when Li Nanxun was still a child.
At that time, he always followed her around like a younger brother, calling her "little aunt".
The Li family's genes are really good.
Anyway, from childhood to adulthood, Li Nanxun has always been a very handsome boy in Li Qingcheng's eyes.
It is no exaggeration to say that compared to many female dolls, she is even better.
Remember the past.
It's a bit sentimental after all.
Li Qingcheng sighed, her disgust becoming more obvious, and her eyes looking at Li Nanxun were full of regret.
Fortunately, her mouth, which had been silent for a while, finally spoke again.
"You little bastard, I'm your aunt. You're being unfilial to me. If my elder brother and his wife knew about this, they'd be really afraid..."
As Li Qingcheng spoke, she began to cover her face and cry.
Of course I wasn’t really crying, I was just pretending.
It’s just that the acting is really not that good, and it’s a bit too much. Anyone who hears or sees it will have to say: embarrassing! !
Li Qingcheng raised her hand and rubbed her brows, feeling helpless. She called out respectfully, "Aunt, what on earth are you doing here?"
"If you have something to say, just tell me. If you don't, please leave. I'm busy too, okay?"
Li Qingcheng ignored Li Nanxun.
She cried even harder.
Li Qingcheng: "..."
I have a real headache.
Please, your acting is so bad, can you please stop using it so often? ? ?
It's really embarrassing and annoying.
It must be said that if Li Qingcheng was not Li Nanxun's blood-related aunt, he would have called people in without hesitation and thrown them out eight hundred times.
Unfortunately... there is no such possibility.
What can I do if I can’t stand my aunt who I love so much?
Remember it in one word: forbearance.
Inside the huge house, the scene was extremely "hard to describe".
hmm~
Li Nanxun rubbed his eyebrows, looking painful.
Li Qingcheng pretended to cry too much, her cries were like those of a ghost or a wolf.
Chen Yi, who was waiting by the door, said: Master, I am lighting a candle for you in my heart, and I wish you the best...
Servants: We always thought the young master was a troublemaker, untouchable. We never imagined that the young master's nemesis would be his aunt... Come to think of it, Miss Lin has never seen the young master like this.
Li Nanxun, who didn't realize that he had become a "poor little thing" in the eyes of Chen Yi and the servants, finally compromised.
He pulled Li Qingcheng closer to him, lowered his voice and almost squeezed out a question from between his teeth.
"Tell me, what do you want to do? I'll do whatever you want, okay?"
"Please, ancestor, stop crying."
"If my deceased parents knew that I made you cry, their coffins wouldn't be able to cover you."
"Ancestors, my dear ancestors..."
"..."
"........."
Li Nanxun is really willing to take risks.
He kept calling Li Qingcheng "ancestor" and spoke nice words to her for three or four minutes, coaxing and begging her, in return for her good look.
She smiled with a look of triumph, and facing Li Nanxun's unpleasant expression, she parted her red lips and said, "I have many goals."
Li Nanxun raised his eyebrows, feeling slightly uneasy, but his Adam's apple still rolled, "For example..."
"I want to know about you and Lin Yaoyao. I also want to know..."
"I still want to know, you..."
"I'd like to know more..."
"..."
Li Qingcheng said no less than ten in one breath.
Li Nanxun's expression almost broke.
Oh my god.
Grandpa, you have really done a lot of harm to people.
Why did you give birth to a youngest daughter when you are so old? Is it just to torture me?
Mask of Pain!!!
"Can I refuse? Can I have some privacy? I..."
"No, you can't." Li Qingcheng said directly and straightforwardly, with an expression that said 'just accept your fate', not trying to hide it. "You don't have the right to refuse."
"Come on, little brat, tell me everything!"
Li Nanxun: “…”
...
Lin Yaoyao had no idea about the dire situation that Li Nanxun was in.
Of course, even if she knew, she wouldn't want to care.
After all... the best way is to stay out of things that don't concern you.
...
Lin Yaoyao didn't return home until it was almost dark.
As soon as he entered the door, before he had time to change his shoes, he was grabbed by Xu Xiaofang and forcibly taken into her bedroom.
"..." Lin Yaoyao was confused and looked at Xu Xiaofang in bewilderment. "Mom, my shoes are dirty. It will be so hard for Auntie to mop the floor like this."
Xu Xiaofang rolled her eyes. "We pay them to come here to work, right? What's the point of asking them to work hard?"
Xu Xiaofang glanced at the shoes on Lin Yaoyao's feet and said nonchalantly, "I don't think your shoes are that dirty."
Lin Yaoyao: “…”
Okay, okay, whatever my mother says makes sense. I was wrong. I shouldn’t have tried to reason with her.
Muttering in her heart, Lin Yaoyao asked directly, "My dear mother, you are so mysterious, is there something you want to tell me?"
"You are not too stupid. You are worthy of being my daughter." Xu Xiaofang paused, then opened the door and looked around for a long time. After making sure that there was no trace of Grandma Lin, she closed the door and breathed a sigh of relief.
Lin Yaoyao: “???”
Uh, what's going on?
"Mom, this is our own home, are you a thief?"
Xu Xiaofang glared at Lin Yaoyao with an expression that said, "How come you don't understand anything at your age?" and asked her, "Did your grandma see you when you came back?"
Lin Yaoyao shook her head. "No, you pulled me here as soon as I walked in. Grandma didn't have time to see me."
Xu Xiaofang heaved a sigh of relief when she heard this, "That's good."
Lin Yaoyao: “…”
Not right.
Ms. Xu in their family must have some unspeakable secret!
Lin Yaoyao narrowed her eyes, walked back a few steps and sat down on the sofa. Then, she propped her chin with one hand, looking extremely lazy.
"Mom, if you have anything to say, just say it directly. There's no need for so many twists and turns between us mother and daughter."
Xu Xiaofang twisted her hands in circles.
After a long while, she finally spoke with a fearless attitude: "If you want me to tell you, then I will tell you, but Yaoyao, you must not be angry."
Lin Yaoyao: “!!!”
Damn it.
Is it an illusion?
Why do I feel like Ms. Xu has found me a stepfather?
Tsk tsk.
Didn't see it.
Ms. Xu used to be such an introverted person. How long has it been since she came to Qingcheng, and she has already ushered in the second spring of her life?
This is really true: you can’t judge a book by its cover, and you can’t measure the depth of the ocean by its depth! !
"Ahem~" The more Lin Yaoyao thought about it, the more she felt that she was right. She coughed lightly several times before nodding seriously, "Mom, don't worry. I'm such an open-minded person. How could I be angry with you?"
Xu Xiaofang heaved a sigh of relief after receiving a positive response. "I'm glad you're not angry. I'll tell you then."
Lin Yaoyao nodded vigorously, "Go ahead and tell me."
"Yaoyao, it's like this." Xu Xiaofang pursed her lips, paused for a moment, and then finished her words. "You brought that handsome boy home to spend the night. I saw it. You made him cry and sent him away, then left home with another handsome boy. I also saw it. Oh, yes, I saw you kiss him."
"Yaoyao, Mom admits that both boys are very handsome, and it's hard to choose. You're still young, and you lack determination, so I understand why you're wavering. But..."
Xu Xiaofang held Lin Yaoyao's shoulders with both hands and said, "Yaoyao, we women are different from men. Our body structure means we can't change grooms every night as unscrupulously as men can."
"Yaoyao, that's a disease. Some diseases are passed down to girls but not boys."
"Mom is doing this for your own good."
"Yaoyao, you..."
"..."
"........."
When Xu Xiaofang spoke the latter part, Lin Yaoyao felt like she was listening to a foreign language.
Her expression changed strangely again and again, and the look in her eyes when she looked at Xu Xiaofang was extremely unfamiliar.
Oh my god.
My mother has such a rich imagination, and she has so many little words to come up with.
Changing grooms every night.
It is passed down to daughters, not sons.
Listen, this is what a woman who has lived in the countryside for decades and just moved to the city can say? If she tells this to others, who will believe it?
Oh my god...it's unbelievable.
Lin Yaoyao felt that she had underestimated Ms. Xu after all.
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