My Little Pony: Changelings

Chapter 302: Complaints are Magic (3)

Dear Diary,

Princess Luna is crazy, the legendary Sun of Destruction is coming back, and she wants me to go to Ponyville to make some friends? Friends are useless! I need an army, where is your Royal Airship? Is it just sitting there collecting dust?

Finally I went, and as expected, after the Moon Princess disappeared because of her arrogance, the white villain horse was spewing out her plans and conspiracies.

Let us only eat sweets for the rest of our lives? Let's not talk about why she was on fire, just this thousand-year revenge plan is so childish and ridiculous! I decided to pack up my things to avoid being affected, and prepare to move back home.

The Sun of Destruction finally found me. She was exhausted from working 24 hours a day. Her knowledge was still stuck in the past thousand years. She didn't know anything. She said she might as well stare at the sun. So I was forced to open a cram school for her... What a cram school! This guy snores so loudly in class!

Finally, all the princess's tasks became mine. I was working non-stop! I couldn't stand it anymore! And the complaint letters from this horse were almost piled up on the table, all harassment letters. I suspected that the Moon Princess did it on purpose, so I decided to find her...】

Twilight Sparkle didn't understand what Trixie meant at all, but she knew that all this was the fault of Starlight, after all, he was the one who teleported her here. Just then, the door was suddenly pushed open, and Starlight poked his head out and said.

"Do you want to see..."

"Oh my god! Get out of here!"

Trixie kicked Starlight out again. While getting dressed, Twilight Sparkle and Trixie chatted with each other, and then Twilight Sparkle found something different. Based on years of experience, Twilight Sparkle could conclude that she had been transported to another world.

"So...in your world...ponies don't wear clothes?"

“That seems to be true.”

"Oh my god, it's a disaster."

Trixie had already imagined that scene in her mind, and it was simply too much to complain about, while Twilight Sparkle asked Trixie while sitting on the bed.

"So...you and your friends..."

"They are not friends, they are just a bunch of psychopaths."

"Uh... okay, your teacher is Princess Luna. She used a special method to help you and a group of psychopaths defeat the Broken Sun and successfully save Equestria?"

"Yes, she let us young ponies fight against a fool who has lived for a thousand years. My God, where are her army? Where are her servants? Where is she? My teacher is also a psychopath."

"..."

Hearing this, Twilight Sparkle smiled awkwardly. It seemed that Trixie in this world had replaced her. But the strange thing was, why did she look so neurotic?

"What's your partner's name?"

"Poor, fastidious, menopausal, troublemaker, pink-cut black, coward."

"?"

After hearing this, Twilight Sparkle became even more confused. What was going on? But looking at Trixie's disgusted expression, she reorganized her words and spoke.

"It's not a nickname, it's a name."

"I don't know. I wanted to stay away from them at first. I didn't even remember their names. But to be honest, I hope I don't see them again."

"what?"

Twilight Sparkle was even more confused. According to Trixie, her friends should be Applejack and the others. She felt that the time she spent there was not enough and asked to stay there, but Trixie was the exact opposite.

"They are a bunch of psychopaths. I don't want to get involved in anything. I just want to live my life in peace and not cause any trouble. Anyway, if the sky falls, there are still horses to hold it up. What does it have to do with me?"

"You...never mind. Every horse has his own aspirations and every pony has his own way of life."

After hearing what Twilight Sparkle said, Trixie was stunned for a moment. She didn't expect that there was a pony who could distinguish right from wrong so well. It was really rare. After getting ready, Trixie led them out of the castle, and Starlight followed behind them, thinking about the spell to get back.

In the hallway, Trixie runs into an anxious Princess Cadence, who cheers when she sees Trixie, and Trixie rolls her eyes, thinking trouble is coming again.

"Trixie, I finally found you. Wait, Twilight Sparkle? Why are you here?"

"Uh...I came to..."

"Whatever, Trixie, Princess Moon wants to see you, it's urgent, let's go to the market!"

Without waiting for Trixie to say anything, Princess Cadence picked up Trixie and ran straight to the third floor, while Twilight Sparkle and Starlight looked at each other and hurried over.

Pushing open the door, Trixie saw Princess Cosmos standing by the bed, and Princess Moon lying on the bed, dying. Her eyes were dark, her face was thin, and she looked like she was about to die.

When Trixie saw this, her face was filled with black lines. She walked forward, ignoring Princess Celestia who was wiping her tears beside her, and wiped Princess Moon's face directly with her hoof. After looking at the hoof, she said.

"What did you paint?"

"Ahem, my lovely student, what are you talking about... I... ahem..."

"What a pretense! Your whole horse has turned yellow! I scraped out two ounces of powder in one go, how much powder did you apply?"

"Chocolate, how can you say that about your teacher? She keeps repeating your name."

"...My name is Trixie, not Chocolate. Also, even if you don't tell me where your tears come from, at least wipe the chocolate off your mouth!"

Trixie kept complaining about the two princesses, who tortured themselves in different ways every day. A few days ago, they heard from somewhere that there was a mysterious donut in the far south that tasted delicious, so they asked Trixie to go out and look for it in the name of exercise all day, and Trixie was almost crazy.

Twilight Sparkle and her friends followed closely behind. As soon as they came in, they saw Trixie complaining about the two princesses and accusing them of all kinds of stupid behaviors. After hearing this, Twilight Sparkle always felt that some of these things were something she had... done before?

After Trixie left, Twilight Sparkle looked at Moony who was washing her face, and Celestia who was reading the latest version of Equestria's "The Greatest Show" next to her. Just as she was about to say hello, she was horrified to find that Starry Night was digging for something under the bed.

"I found it!"

I saw Qunxing Huanghuang holding up a green cucumber, then sat down on the bed and started eating it. Then he felt something was wrong, so he said.

“Why does it taste so bitter?”

Princess Moon also finished washing up. Her cheeks were red because she rubbed them hard because she had applied too much powder. She said to the stars.

“That’s bitter melon.”