0p0 Chapter 157: Butt Surgery
Chapter 157: Butt Surgery
"Okay, now the anesthetic is done, get ready." The doctor said after injecting anesthetic into Guangzhi's buttocks.
At this time, Guangzhi looked at the sharp scalpel in the doctor's hand and began to brainstorm.
I usually drink too much, eat too many spicy foods, and don't take care of myself or pay attention to my health. Now I have an anal disease called hemorrhoids. I'm facing this situation now, and I can't help but cry when I think about it. If I could do it again, I would never do this again.
As the doctor's knife fell, a familiar scream was heard again from outside the door.
"what!!!"
"You need to relax a little. It's hard to cut because it's so stiff." The doctor's voice came afterwards.
"Ah, I feel like I'm about to die." Guangzhi's voice came again.
"I told you to relax, why don't you understand?"
"I try my best."
"..." Mingxu felt pain when he heard the voice inside. It was so terrible. He absolutely did not want to be like this!
"He seems very happy." Xiaoxin said suddenly while looking at the ward.
"...Pah." Mingxu and Meiya fell to the ground. They looked at Xiaoxin in silence. Mingxu asked: "How can you tell that he looks happy?"
"Xiao Xin. Dad had hemorrhoids and had surgery. It was very painful." Mei Ya also said.
"Ah!!!" Guangzhi's screams continued to be heard.
"Look. We all have to wait here obediently until this signal light goes out." Meiya pointed at the signal light on the door and said to the two of them.
"Oh." Xiao Xin nodded, not quite understanding.
"Come, let's pray for Dad together. Hopefully his operation will be successful." As Meisai spoke, Hiroshi's voice continued in the room, accompanied by the doctor's complaints: This guy is really tight.
"..Let's take a bath together?" As expected, Shin-chan misheard.
"Bang!" Mingxu knocked Xiaoxin down with a punch when he made a move: "Stupid, it's a prayer! Listen carefully!"
While Mingxu was teaching Xiaoxin a lesson, the lights in the operating room went out and Guangzhi followed the nurse out.
"Honey, are you okay?" Mei Ya asked worriedly.
"It's okay. The doctor's technique is quite powerful." When Guangzhi saw Mingxu teaching Xiaoxin a lesson, he knew that Xiaoxin was being naughty again.
"Yes, the operation went smoothly." The nurse smiled as she watched the scene.
"Don't worry, the operation was successful. Please be quiet when you rest in the ward later. Okay, please take care of yourself." The doctor also came out of the operating room and said to the few people.
"That's all? You mean I still want to walk back by myself? Don't you want to use the platform to send me back to the ward?" Guang Zhisan asked.
"Really? Please stop being unreasonable, okay? It's just a minor operation for hemorrhoids." The doctor said as he slapped Guangzhi on the butt.
"Ah!" Guangzhi cried because of the pain and he fell to the ground, covering his butt.
"Okay, take care of yourself, we're leaving first." After saying that, the doctor left with the nurse.
"So cool, I like it so much." Shin-chan shouted excitedly as he looked at them.
"..I don't appreciate this! It hurts!" Guangzhi said, covering his butt.
"Fortunately, the operation was successful and everything is fine, husband." Meiya helped Guangzhi up.
"It's just a hemorrhoid surgery, no big deal." Guangzhi complained continuously because of the pain in his butt.
"Hey, Xiaoxu and Xiaoxin, your dad has just finished the operation, please comfort him." Meiya said to the two children upon seeing this.
"Dad, you have to be strong." Mingxu thought about it and decided that this sentence was the most useful.
"Well, Dad, let's play the butt wrestling game." Xiaoxin said, showing his butt.
"...You kid just want to murder your own dad, right? Ouch. It hurts." While Guangzhi was shouting, he felt his butt hurt even more.
"Look at you, your butt must be hurt from making so much noise."
"Stop talking so much. By the way, where is my ward?" Guangzhi asked, suddenly remembering something.
"Oh, it's in room four on the fifth floor of the old ward." Mingxu said casually, then looked at Guangzhi with pitiful eyes.
"Ah! The fifth floor! It's still a long way to go." Guangzhi felt like he was going to be screwed.
He walked towards the ward in small steps. Mingxu and the others couldn't help him. The doctor said it would be better for him to walk by himself at this time.
Seeing Guangzhi walking forward like a robot, Mingxu and the others couldn't help themselves.
Shin-chan laughed out loud: "Hahaha! Dad walks like a robot."
"I think it looks like a penguin." Meiya also laughed.
"Puchi. Sorry, I couldn't help it." Mingxu also laughed out loud, and Guangzhi continued to walk forward in silence.
Shin-chan began to imitate Hiroshi's way of walking, and even circled around him.
"Hahaha, okay, Shin-chan, stop messing around." Meiya said as she raised her camera to take a picture.
"...When I get better, I will make sure you guys pay!" Guangzhi rolled his eyes at them and walked towards the stairs.
Looking at the long staircase, Guangzhi swallowed and looked around, but there was no elevator!
"Ah, there's no elevator!"
"It's an old ward. Just bear with it and it will be over." Mingxu looked at Guangzhi's butt, then at the stairs, and looked at Guangzhi pitifully.
"If I climb to the fifth floor, I'll be exhausted..." Guangzhi wailed.
"Walking is very good for your health." Xiaoxin added at the right time.
"Stop talking nonsense!" Guangzhi shouted, and moved slowly with helplessness, holding the handrail and walking upstairs step by step, complaining about this hospital with every step.
"...Husband, how about I carry you on my back?" Meiya asked with some concern.
"Forget it. If you carry me, you might hurt your back again." Guangzhi shook his head: "I'll climb slowly, I can get up."
Mingxu looked at his body shape. Although he was strong enough, it would be even more painful for him to carry Guangzhi upstairs with his body shape.
"Honey, you are so brave. You are so manly." Misaya looked at Guangzhi's back. At that moment, she felt that his back was so tall.
“My feet just stink.” Shin-chan complained, and then followed Misae in hugging Hiroshi, but this time he hugged Hiroshi’s butt…
"Ah, don't touch me, it hurts!!!" Guangzhi screamed in pain.
Mingxu hurriedly pulled Xiaoxin down. Then the three of them accompanied Guangzhi to slowly climb the stairs. In this way, after more than 30 minutes, Guangzhi finally climbed to the third floor, close to the fourth floor.
"It looks like it will take quite some time." Guangzhi felt a little uncomfortable as he looked at the seemingly endless staircase.
"Hey, here I come~" Shin-chan said suddenly as he slid down the handrail.
"Ahhh~" Guangzhi was startled and almost lost his grip. He was about to fall down. Mingxu hurriedly grabbed the handrail and held Guangzhi's back with one hand, so he didn't fall.
"Oh, that was almost it. Brat! I'm holding a bomb right now, and you dare to touch me!" Guangzhi recovered and started yelling at Xiaoxin.
"You little rascal." Mingxu caressed Xiaoxin lovingly.
Then the three of them continued to follow Guangzhi to climb the stairs. After climbing for more than 30 minutes, they finally reached the fifth floor.
"Come on, Dad, we're almost there." Mingxu and the others shouted as they stood at the stairs on the fifth floor.
"come on!"
"I didn't expect the fifth floor was so far away..." Guangzhi burst into tears as he looked at the ward he was about to arrive at.
"Okay, husband, don't be so stubborn. Just hold on to my shoulders and walk the rest of the way." Meiya advised Guangzhi who was holding on to the wall.
"It's okay. I've come this far already. I will hold on to the end. I must hold on to the end and won't admit defeat!" Guangzhi gritted his teeth.
"Come on, Dad!" Mingxu and Xiaoxin cheered from the side.
"Okay, the last meter, I'm here~" Guangzhi looked at the ward which was so close and was about to reach out to open the door when a voice came.
"Hey, Mr. Nohara, your ward has been changed. It's moved to Room 42 on the fourth floor of the new ward. Please go there as soon as possible." The nurse appeared at the stairs and left after saying this. She felt a little sorry for the other party.
"...Poor dad." Mingxu glanced at Guangzhi who had turned into a stone.
"Really? You're saying it now! That's too much!" Meiya also complained.
So Guangzhi once again spent a lot of time to get to the new ward. However, the corridor here was much newer than the paint in the old ward, and it was more slippery to walk on.
Guangzhi walked more carefully.
"Have you reached my ward yet?"
"Here we are." Mingxu opened the door next to him and let Guangzhi walk in.
"excuse me."
"Starting today, I will live in this ward with you. Please give me your guidance." Guangzhi said politely as he walked into the ward.
Suddenly a gorilla turned his head and Guangzhi was startled.
Mingxu walked up speechlessly and pulled off the other person's hood. It turned out that the dean was also in the hospital.
"No wonder someone else was asked to perform your surgery, Dad." Mingxu looked at the dean and understood.
"I see." After hearing what Mingxu said, Guangzhi also understood.
"Well, it's embarrassing to say this, but I also had surgery for hemorrhoids, so I'm recuperating here now." The dean said embarrassedly.
"Ah, operating on yourself?" Xiao Xinyu broke out in a cold sweat.
"No, there is no way I could do such a thing. I asked my daughter to help me." The dean retorted hastily.
"Your daughter? So the doctor today is your daughter." Guangzhi reacted.
"Yeah, how's my daughter's surgery skills? Isn't it amazing?"
"Honestly, I should say it's bold, the action is a bit rough!"
"Indeed. Because I am the first patient and you are the second." The dean said with a smile.
"I see..." (／_＼) Big Resentful
"It's very successful anyway. Let's get along well with each other, newcomer." The dean laughed.
"Dad, then you should have a good rest. We'll get you dinner and then go back." After Mingxu and the others brought dinner to Guangzhi, they left and went home.