What should I do if I suddenly become a fairy?

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Is that your tone when your mother has good news?

"On the contrary, Mr. Bob, I have to remind you that instead of good news, we have a very, very, very bad news!"

"Oh, what a shit!"

Bob curses.

"what news?"

The other party is even more depressed, don't you interrupt me, haven't I finished talking a long time ago?There's no need for you to ask a second time, making it seem like I won't say anything?

"...our submarine, lost contact with us."

"What is losing contact?!"

Bob frowned: "What's going on?!"

"Before that, nothing happened. Although we were attacked by a large number of beasts after entering the South China Sea area of ​​Huaguo, our armor is hard enough, so nothing happened."

"But, they suddenly said that they flew up, and then... they saw the immortal cultivators from Huaguo."

"And then, we lost contact."

"Fake!"

Bob couldn't bear it anymore, and yelled angrily, "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!"

"Why are you an immortal cultivator again?!"

"Contact the Residents' Happy Life Department immediately, I want an explanation!"

"But... we drove there secretly, this..."

"I don't care. In short, I want to make a statement. I am such a big submarine, how can it still disappear? They must have hidden it!"

"And our soldiers!"

other side:"……"

"Immediately, immediately, contact them!"

The other party: "..., yes."

……

The "Resident Evil" in Los Angeles is even more terrifying.

According to preliminary estimates, at least 2 people were eaten.

Many people who escaped are calling the police and posting related videos, photos, etc. on the Internet.

In the beginning, it only caused waves in their country.

At the same time, many people expressed disbelief.

But as more and more people said that this is their own personal experience, there are even deadly video hosts who went to shoot live videos, but after being gnawed...

People believed it.

The entire Eagle Country fell into panic.

Everywhere people are running for their lives.

But at the same time, more people are frantically hoarding guns and ammunition...

Of course, there are not a few people who hoard grain.

At the same time, huge problems broke out in their public security in a short period of time, such as some low-level personnel...

No money, no way to store food and weapons, but the biochemical crisis is coming, if you don't prepare, you can only die, what should you do? !

……,Rob!

Although the current Resident Evil is only raging in one block of Los Angeles, the entire Eagle Country has already 'actively responded'.

A biochemical crisis has caused many families who are not wealthy...a lot of color TVs, game consoles, mobile phones, luxury clothing, bags...

……

At the same time, other forces and countries are also actively responding and assessing the state of affairs.

imperial capital.

Ten ministers of the Department of Residents' Happy Life gathered together. A tablet computer was placed in the seat of the seventh deputy minister. With the video turned on, his 'head' would 'emerge' on the tablet computer.

At first glance...

puff.

The minister suddenly burst out laughing.

The originally serious and dignified atmosphere suddenly became a little...funny.

"why are you laughing?"

The Seventh Deputy Minister was puzzled.

Because the minister glanced at him just now, and then... laughed out loud.

"It's nothing, that's right, it was too serious just now. From our point of view... If you don't look at it seriously, you don't seem to be playing a video, but it's more like a photo placed there."

The Seventh Deputy Minister was taken aback: "????"

then……

He reacted with black lines all over his head: "You mean to say, that is my posthumous photo?!"

"...Ahem, you said it yourself, I didn't say it."

Seventh Deputy Minister: "..."

……

"OK OK."

The second deputy minister hadn't noticed this problem before, but when he was reminded by the minister at this moment, he looked at it a few more times, but couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, but he still jumped out to smooth things over.

"The matter is urgent now. It's really not the time to joke. Just talk about it."

"Let's discuss first, how to deal with the biochemical crisis in the Eagle Country. Our people there have also sent back news that the Amway Biochemical Crisis really broke out, and its strength is much stronger than the zombies in the film and television works."

"It's just strange that these zombies don't seem to like meat?"

"But no matter what, we always have to deal with it. We must not take it lightly, and there must be no problems..."

"It's natural."

The minister nodded, but he still couldn't help turning his eyes to the seventh deputy minister: "Ahem..., reduce the number of international flights. Everyone who comes back from abroad must undergo a comprehensive physical examination to ensure nothing goes wrong!"

"Strengthen border patrols to prevent smuggling."

"Let Liu Gang and the others work harder..."

Normally, a show of hands is required to issue an order, but now, it is really unnecessary.

Things were almost arranged, and suddenly a call came, and it was directly directed to the second deputy minister's cell phone.

"Hey?"

Hey, the second deputy minister listened for a while, and then smiled lightly: "No hurry, no hurry, General Smith."

"We didn't see any submarines, wait!"

Then, he suddenly changed his face and said angrily: "You have sneaked a nuclear submarine into our territory? It is simply unreasonable! Protest!"

"Seriously protest!"

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over the phone.

Smithers are stupid!

"Fake! I called my mother to trouble you, but in the blink of an eye, it turned into your protest. Are you trouble me?"

"are you crazy!"

He scolded his mother in his heart, but said coldly: "Second Deputy Minister, we are not strangers, and we all know each other's behavior style very well."

"Do you think I will believe it?!"

"Our submarine was just passing by on a mission, but it was attacked by immortal cultivators from your country, and it has lost contact with us at present."

"As for the immortal cultivators, you are from the Residents' Happy Life Department. Now, you should give us an explanation, not me to give you an explanation, and it's not the time for you to protest!"

Smith is not stupid.

What's more, how many times has he dealt with the Residents' Happy Life Department?We all know their 'honesty' style of conduct, how could it be possible to be so foolish and lose money?

"It doesn't matter what mission you perform? The South China Sea has been our country's inherent territory since ancient times and is an inseparable part of us!"

"What's more, the cultivator is not one of us. How would we know what he did?"

"You should explain clearly why your country's submarine sneaked into our South China Sea! We need an answer~!"

The second deputy minister immediately started to argue.

submarine?

What submarine?Did not see wow!

What?Your fighters?

What fighter?We didn't see each other either!Um, the cultivators caught them?fart!Our immortal cultivators went to the South China Sea just to catch fish.

What?Our warship?

Don't be funny, where do we have any warships?That's a fishing boat, a fishing boat!

Trick or treat truck?

Hey!

This is even more nonsense, what kind of missile carrier?We are civilian trucks, log transporters, big logs, you know that?

Anyway...

No matter what Smith said, the second deputy minister only said one thing, what the hell?I don't know wow?Inherent territory since ancient times, undisputed sovereignty~ Solemnly protest, you have to give us an explanation~!

After a lot of wrangling, Smith can't fix it directly.

He could only put down his harsh words in depression: "If you continue to fool around and talk like this, don't blame us for being rude!"

"Protest, protest!"

"..."

pat!

The phone hung up, and Smith was almost pissed off.

The Second Deputy Minister was not very happy. On the contrary, he was very calm, and then looked at the Seventh Deputy Minister: "Old Qi, Lin Fan, can you inform me?"

"Not afraid of ten thousand, just in case, in case they have follow-up actions..."

"Besides, such a big guy has surfaced on the surface of the sea. Although we can talk about it, we can't talk about it for too long."

"it is good!"

……

Lin Zixiao happened to go back to Qingshan Town again. This time, he came back to think about how to select the first batch of students and the remaining teachers.

As a result, he just received a call from the Seventh Deputy Minister and learned about these problems.

Will the people of Eagle Country do anything else?

Lin Zixiao ignored it after listening.

Soldiers come to block, water comes to cover it!

However, she is very interested in Resident Evil.

"Resident Evil really happened? Is it Raccoon City? Is it Umbrella Corporation? Is there a tyrant? Where is Alice?"

The Seventh Deputy Minister was stunned: "..., what?"