0p0 #287 - Suspected harem
#287 - Suspected harem
“Zun Zun, Zun Zun…!”
“Hmm?”
“Zun Zun, it's morning already. Isn't it about time to get up?”
“Ah, it's Hui Hui, good morning. And you too, Shiro. Also, I love you, Kuro.”
Waking up, Zun Zun groggily climbed out of bed. A white and a black ball of light danced in the air, greeting him, before disappearing into the red jewel on his forehead.
The time had already come to morning.
Zun Zun stretched languidly, yawning widely at the same time.
So tired, I haven't recovered at all.
It seems like things got too rowdy last night. So many things happened, and the commotion wouldn't stop. If it weren't for the fact that the affected area was getting too wide and the rumors of me starting a harem were becoming increasingly exaggerated, I wouldn't have been able to bear it and jumped out to stop them. I estimate those people could have argued until the next day.
“Honestly, how long do you plan to sleep?”
Hui Hui puffed out her cheeks, complaining slightly, seemingly prejudiced against Zun Zun's laziness, but then her voice softened.
“Zun Zun is still the same, always sleeping in.”
“…Hmm?”
“What's wrong with you now? I come to wake you up every morning, don't I? Honestly, it's all Zun Zun's fault for sleeping in. It's hard work waking you up every morning, you know. But… being able to monopolize your sleeping face, I'm also very happy.”
The girl then smiled shyly.
Hui Hui said something that sounded like a main heroine's line!?
How strange!
What's wrong with her? She doesn't seem like the explosion-loving girl I know at all!
Perhaps Zun Zun's gaze was too strange, causing Hui Hui to become very shy. She used a very loud voice to cover up her shyness, “O-Okay, stop spacing out, and hurry up and get ready! If we don't leave soon, the time will be wasted!”
She forcefully pushed Zun Zun's back, urging him out of the room, not giving him a chance to refuse, not even letting him change his clothes.
“W-Wait! Where are we going?”
“Isn't it obvious? Because, we agreed to go on a date together today, didn't we?”
“A date…?”
No, no, no, Zun Zun doesn't remember agreeing to go on a date with Hui Hui. Besides, he would never forget something so important…
Now I remember.
It's about going to gather materials to make skill point potions.
They had taken down a Joyful Maiden on the way here, and Zun Zun thought that since there were materials around the Crimson Demon Village, they could make them before continuing on their way.
He did mention this to Hui Hui last night, but he remembers that his original intention was to ask Kazuma Sato and Aqua to go with them… Could it be that Hui Hui misunderstood it as a date?
Forget it, it doesn't matter.
With the existence of the fairy, as long as they are careful, they can walk around the Crimson Demon Village at will. A date isn't bad either.
But after he made up his mind—
“Alright, alright, hurry up and change, Zun Zun. Time is limited!”
Hui Hui kept urging him.
The girl seemed to be looking forward to the date.
“Zun Zun, Hui Hui, good morning. I just finished making breakfast.”
She appeared.
The date destroyer!
Zun Zun looked at the G-cup girl in front of him and asked, twitching his lips, “Yuigokkai, what are you doing here?”
“Why, of course it's because of that thing, isn't it? In order to allow me and you to reach the most perfect state, I must be prepared at all times, mustn't I?”
She dragged her chest, full of expectation.
Yuigokkai, who was strongly condemned by Hui Hui, didn't seem to give up. No, she should be said to be even more energetic.
“Okay, the food is going to get cold.”
She grabbed Zun Zun's hand and walked towards the dining table.
And there, two other familiar girls were already waiting.
“Zun Zun is sleeping in again? To prevent you from staying up late, I'll coax you to sleep, okay?”
“But sleeping enough is also quite comfortable. Say, can we sleep together today?”
Fuwa Fuwa and Don Donko.
The two of them were also here, even boldly teasing him.
Is this… a dream?
Zun Zun pinched his cheek. The pain was very real, indicating that this was not a dream.
Could it be that the harem dream he didn't realize in the succubus shop is about to be achieved in the real world!?
Unbelievable!
“Why is everyone confessing their love!?” Hui Hui glared at the three foreign cats unhappily and shouted, “Zun Zun promised to go on a date with me today!”
“It should be to collect materials, right? I heard your conversation yesterday very clearly.”
“That's right, that's right. The outskirts of the Crimson Demon Village are very dangerous. Let's go together.”
“What are you talking about? Today Zun Zun will be with me to complete the last bit of the biography. There's no time to accompany you.”
The few of them suddenly started fighting.
Zun Zun was like a delicious and tempting treat, and everyone wanted to possess him and put all their efforts into it.
Fuwa Fuwa took the lead.
“Speaking of which, Hui Hui, you woke people up so early in the morning, aren't you being a little too ingratiating?”
“I'm not being ingratiating at all. This is just a delusion caused by your jealousy. Rather, I know that you crave men, but please don't go too far. You should know that Zun Zun and I have taken baths together, adventured together, and even slept in the same bed a long time ago.”
Hui Hui retorted decisively.
Don Donko pouted unhappily, “That won't do. Zun Zun belongs to everyone. Hui Hui, you can't run away secretly.”
“You say that, but you actually want to sneak away first, right?”
“Σ(っ °Д °;)っ” X2
The two of them were too easy to understand.
Moreover, even though there were two of them, their combined attack power was not as strong as Hui Hui's. This little loli seemed to be a bit too strong.
—Isn't she too OP to play with!?
Fuwa Fuwa and Don Donko were probably stimulated by Yuigokkai, or they simply found it fun, which is why they joined in.
However, it's quite nice that the few of them are arguing because of me.
Suddenly, a fragrant breeze swept over.
“Y-Yuigokkai… Um… Isn't your face too close?”
“I'm just observing you carefully. Look… if I don't get this close, I won't be able to see your face properly, right?”
Yuigokkai leaned in, her warm breath lingering in his ear.
Zun Zun subconsciously shuddered.
If those two were just caught up in the atmosphere and thought it was fun, then Yuigokkai was serious. She boldly and passionately made a move on Zun Zun. If it weren't for the fact that now wasn't her so-called best time, she might have been the first to knock him down.
“Hehe, your face is so red, can I look forward to it?”
She took Zun Zun's hand and pretended to put it on her chest.
“—Wait, Yuigokkai!”
After seeing this scene, Hui Hui quickly abandoned Fuwa Fuwa and Don Donko, who were still entangled with her, and ran over to slap their hands away. Her eyes were red as she stared at Yuigokkai.
“What are you trying to do by taking the lead!?”
“Oh, my, has it been exposed?”
Yuigokkai, who was stopped and reprimanded, was not angry, but smiled lightly indifferently, seemingly not caring about this failure.
“You really can't be careless. Zun Zun, you might be deceived by bad girls, okay? Be good.”
“That's right, that's right. As expected, let me do it. I'll protect you every step of the way.”
Fuwa Fuwa and Don Donko pushed the two of them away, squeezed in from the left and right, and touched his head and face.
What's going on?
I always feel like they're not treating me as a target, but as a younger brother.
“Aren't you guys too close?”
“Eh? Isn't this normal between friends? Zun Zun, you're too stiff!”
“Yeah, yeah. Ah, but if Zun Zun wants to do things beyond friends, we're very welcome here, okay?”
The two of them puffed out their chests.
Although they couldn't compare to the first-rate development of Yuigokkai, they were very objective, at least able to leave Hui Hui far behind.
Beyond friends…
The shy appearance of the two made people's hearts itch.
“Zun Zun like this, I really can't leave him alone! Should I say I want to take care of you…?”
“That's right, that's right. He's so cute that I want to use him as a body pillow.”
As expected, they were treating me as a younger brother, right?
Although Zun Zun ate a lot and developed well, he was still far behind the girls who developed earlier, coupled with his appearance that easily made others want to protect him…
“Zun Zun, let's go on a date, okay? Look, whether it's a lap pillow or anything, I'll do it for you, okay?”
“No matter how you look at it, Zun Zun will go on a date with me, right? I have to take care of him!”
“No, no, you'll choose me, right, Zun Zun?”
“You guys… I was first, I was clearly… Zun Zun, you choose me, okay!?”
It's a pity that Yunyun isn't here, otherwise, she would have to perform The Quintessential Quintuplets! Speaking of which, it's precisely because Yunyun, the rightful fiancée, isn't here that the few of them dare to be so bold.
The four of them looked at him with expectant eyes.
He fell into doubt for a moment.
This isn't a succubus's dream, is it? I've definitely returned to the Crimson Demon Village and defeated Sylvia, the cadre of the Demon King's army, right?
But what's going on with the harem development?
I can't handle it a bit!
If I say "You are my wings" here, Hui Hui will definitely tear me apart. The big reason why she hasn't gotten angry until now is that she, to some extent, is the same as Yuigokkai and the others, all third parties who sneaked in. But that's not to say she would agree to an unlimited increase in the harem.
It's the same now. It's probably already at the breaking point. If I don't give a definite answer, the explosion magic is about to come.
But looking at the four hands stretched out towards him, Zun Zun couldn't choose any one of them or all of them, and sighed helplessly.
“Since things have come to this, let's eat first.”
Although Hui Hui had some complaints about Zun Zun's evasive statement, she ultimately didn't lose her temper on the spot, but reluctantly enjoyed breakfast together with the prodding of Fuwa Fuwa and Don Donko.
The stalling tactic was shameful, but unexpectedly useful.
Not long after eating breakfast, Kazuma Sato and Aqua met up with Zun Zun and the others, after all, yesterday they said everyone would go together to collect the materials for making.
Zun Zun successfully resolved this crisis with his super high IQ.
When Yuigokkai and the others saw Kazuma Sato and the others arrive, they knew they had no more chances and could only leave unwillingly.
And when Yunyun learned about Hui Hui's actions, she was immediately furious.
“Hui Hui, you came so early in the morning? Could it be that you were thinking of sneaking away? You… you thieving cat!!!”
“Tch.”
Hui Hui clicked her tongue unwillingly.
As Yunyun said, she ran over early in the morning and urged Zun Zun to leave quickly in order to stagger the time with her companions. It's a pity that the plan had just begun when it was destroyed by Yuigokkai and the others.
As expected, that guy is a formidable enemy!