#272 - One harp, one harp, one generation of harps!
#272 - One harp, one harp, one generation of harps!
"Ah, ah, ah! That's too much! Zun Zun, you're not human! How could you attack such a cute girl! Even if she's a monster, she hasn't hurt anyone, has she!? Demonic heretic! Compared to you, even Vanir looks cuter!"
Aqua was wailing and shouting.
That guy really curses fiercely.
Megumin also looked at him in disbelief, trembling her fingers as she groaned: "So, so this is why Zun Zun's level is so high, he even lets those harmless monsters go… It's all my fault, it's all me… If I hadn't been so carried away wanting to compete… Ah, it's me! I'm the culprit!"
Darkness, on the other hand, was filled with grief. She didn't blame Zun Zun, but instead said that Zun Zun was only fulfilling the duties of an adventurer, while also apologizing for making Zun Zun take action.
Those two are also quite problematic.
"Zun Zun, you… could it be that you have the extreme idea that those who are not of our race must have different hearts, and that all aliens must be eliminated?"
"What do you take me for?"
Zun Zun rolled his eyes unhappily.
Doesn't he think before he speaks?
If that were the case, Wiz and Vanir would have been sent away by him long ago.
"That's too much… Zun Zun, didn't you let the Succubus go the last time you met her?" Yunyun wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, looking at him with extreme disappointment, "But now, you don't even give her a chance to speak, it's too disappointing."
Forgot about that.
Although Zun Zun also killed that nun-type Succubus last time, he did it secretly from behind, unlike now where he attacks directly.
"What are you talking about? I didn't do anything wrong. As the saying goes, once an Orc, always an Orc, an Orc for life, there's absolutely no chance to change!"
"What?"
"…Although I'd like to say that, I didn't take action for that kind of extreme reason. Look."
Under the puzzled gazes of the others, Zun Zun came to the rock where the Succubus had just been sitting.
Beneath the already charred rock, a slightly thick tree root appeared, and Zun Zun grabbed the root and pulled it out of the soil. The long tree root was exposed to the sunlight, and at the end of the root were two male corpses that had already turned into skeletons.
"Look at this."
"How could this be…!?"
Darkness and the others' expressions changed.
Kazuma Sato also took the opportunity to popularize information about the Succubus for them. After learning that the Succubus used the sympathy of passersby to kill them and extract nutrients, they no longer had any objections to Zun Zun's actions.
The facts were before their eyes, and they had to admit it.
Having sympathy is a good thing, but having sympathy being used is a bad thing, not to mention that they had just been used.
Most importantly…
"Speaking of which, the root of the Succubus is the main ingredient for making skill point potions. This long root can make at least 6 bottles of skill point potion. Ah, since we encountered it together, then after I make the skill point potion and sell it, let's split the money evenly."
Zun Zun said this.
Then they saw Aqua and Kazuma Sato, the two of them coming to Zun Zun's side without saying a word, and then bending down to skillfully dig at the Succubus's roots.
"Hey, Kazuma, Aqua…!"
Darkness couldn't stand these two scumbags.
Regarding Zun Zun blasting the Succubus into渣, they quickly let it go.
After all, besides causing harm here, the Succubus had just wanted to kill a few people to extract nutrients. In that case, wouldn't it be okay for them to kill the Succubus?
He who kills shall be killed.
Carrying the Succubus's roots slowed their progress a little.
Night had already fallen.
In order to sleep more comfortably, the group cleared the large stones on the ground beside the road and spread a mat.
During this time, Kazuma Sato also asked expectantly if there were magical items like Dragon Ball's portable capsule house.
This guy really takes him for Dora A Zun. But although there isn't one, it's also a research direction. In the future, there may be a chance to try to make one.
Sprinkling potion to drive away undead monsters, and then putting everyone's luggage together.
As agreed, Zun Zun began his night watch.
Although he wasn't alone with the fairies, Yunyun said that in case enemies appeared and it was difficult to deal with, she insisted on keeping watch with him, using this clumsy reason.
Because today was a cloudy day.
Even the starlight couldn't be seen.
Although Zun Zun didn't think there would be any monster stronger than him, for the sake of insurance, Zun Zun still only called out Little Black, who glowed not so brightly. As a quasi-fairy, it had the ability to sense at night and was an excellent night watchman.
Zun Zun and Yunyun leaned back to back, supporting each other's bodies.
Perhaps it was a little boring.
Yunyun spoke first: "We're going back to the village again."
Probably afraid of disturbing her companions, her voice was very soft, but enough to be heard by Zun Zun.
"That's right."
Zun Zun nodded, and said with a sigh: "I already miss Arue a little, and Yuguwai…"
"Why is Yuguwai's name here? As expected, Zun Zun, you…!"
"Huh? Wait a minute, not only Yuguwai, but also Fuwafuwa, Dongdonggu, Umemoshi, Ichiichi, Kurukuru…"
Probably because of going to the Succubus shop yesterday, Yunyun had a strange misunderstanding. Zun Zun quickly explained, but the names that came out like beans made Yunyun pout aggrievedly.
"They're all girls' names."
"What are you talking about, Yunyun? These are all classmates."
"But you can't say a single boy's name."
"How is that possible! For example… um."
Not good.
He really couldn't say it.
Zun Zun was too lazy to get to know characters with only strange names, but he was still making a final struggle.
"I know boys, for example, our good neighbor Midorihanayasai, Megumin's father, Uncle Hyosaburo, Yunyun's father, the village chief, my father… etc., ah, I know so many men!"
However, Yunyun just looked at him resentfully.
Damn it, it's really annoying that the Crimson Demons' eyes emit a red glow!
"…Sorry."
This sense of guilt made Zun Zun involuntarily lower his head.
"It's okay." Yunyun rested her head on his back, seemingly listening to his heartbeat, "I know Zun Zun isn't that kind of person."
Phew, escaped a disaster.
"But Yuguwai is really too much."
"Why do you say that?"
"Look, she deliberately wrote that kind of letter that makes people misunderstand, and, and said… said I… and you… that, that…!"
Yunyun's voice became more and more faint, and her shyness almost overflowed. When her emotions stabilized, she seemed to be shy and at a loss. Zun Zun could feel her accelerated heartbeat and gradually rising body temperature.
Said nothing.
He gently hugged her in his arms.
"I love you."
"Mm."
Yunyun whimpered and buried her head in Zun Zun's chest, not resisting and letting him do as he pleased.
Zun Zun's mind became active.
I don't know if it was because he went to the Succubus shop that made his shy fiancée have ideas. The previously shy intimate contact was not so resistant anymore.
That's what I'm saying.
Yunyun is his fiancée, she should take responsibility!
Zun Zun doesn't have the old-fashioned idea of having to remain chaste before marriage. You know, the more you do that, the more likely the yellow-haired guy will have a chance, besides, he's not a hooligan, the two of them are already engaged!
—Successfully convinced himself with this messy and clumsy reason.
Zun Zun couldn't restrain his active heart.
But this is at least the wilderness, he doesn't have strange fetishes, and the companions are sleeping next to him, if he does something, he might be discovered… Not good, why is it getting more exciting the more I talk about it?
Since he can't eat it, then touching it should be okay, right?
However—
Just as Zun Zun wanted to start groping, a faint, resentful voice suddenly came from his ear.
"You two… are really close…"
Zun Zun and Yunyun's bodies stiffened, and they turned their heads, a pair of bright scarlet eyes reflected in their eyes.
"Eek——————!"
Yunyun suddenly shouted out.
"Wh-what, a monster!?" Darkness was the first to get up. She alertly pulled out the long sword from her waist and said seriously: "Where's the monster? I'll protect you!"
"What… a monster…!?"
Aqua slowly crawled up from the luggage, her eyes still sleepy.
Darkness at least maintained a certain degree of vigilance, but she was completely fast asleep. This is the wilderness!
At this time, Zun Zun had already summoned all the fairies.
The colorful fairies emitted their own unique light, and when the fairies illuminated the surroundings and saw the so-called monster clearly, Zun Zun's heart skipped a beat, and he called out the name of the person with scarlet eyes in front of him with a dry throat.
"Megu, Megumin, you're not asleep?"
"I can't sleep… cough cough, don't misunderstand, I just think you two are too lonely and I'm worried about you, that's why I'm not asleep, it's definitely not because I saw you two being lovey-dovey that I'm unhappy."
She turned her head away proudly.
What a big smell of jealousy.
Zun Zun smiled, just about to tease Megumin when he heard her question first.
"I say, Zun Zun, what did Yunyun say you were going to do?"
"…Huh?"
"It's that, it was written on the letter that Yuguwai sent, right? Tell me, what did it say for you and Yunyun to do? You two were chatting so happily just now, tell me and let me hear."
"N-nothing."
The pressure was too much, Zun Zun didn't know how to respond at all. Could this be the so-called main wife's pressure? Even Yunyun hid behind him, not daring to express her opinion.
When she learned that it was Megumin who had scared Yunyun, Aqua pouted in complaint, and then fell asleep again in a daze.
Darkness breathed a sigh of relief.
Zun Zun apologized to her.
"Sorry, I accidentally disturbed you."
"It's okay. Just right, let us watch the next night… Huh, where did Kazuma go?"
Darkness looked around.
Without knowing when, Kazuma Sato's figure had disappeared from here.
"Hey, could it be…!?"
"Mm."
Darkness nodded, and said with helplessness and disappointment: "Kazuma must have heard that there were monsters, and then secretly used the skill to conceal his figure, and then ran away with the Escape skill."
That guy is a complete scumbag!
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