I have a room in Huangquan

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Some time ago, Zhong Kui's mount, a female unicorn, was pregnant.

After a search, I found out that it turned out that these two bastards had a twisted mind when they learned that their good friend Qijiao Qilin was still a baby.

While Zhong Kui was out, he sneaked in with a ghost-horned unicorn.

It is said that the big head added an aphrodisiac to the mother unicorn's food, which was used by the empress to force the pig king to breed.

As a result, the big head was added to the meal of the female unicorn.

After the ghost-horned unicorn sneaked in, my good guy, I almost pushed the ghost-horned unicorn to the ground.

If it wasn't for the screaming of the ghost-horned unicorn behind him, which attracted the idea of ​​Laifu and others to forcefully drag the ghost-horned unicorn out, it is estimated that by the next morning, this guy will be disabled if he is not dead.

Laifu tried his best to hide this matter for Datou, but his mother Qilin was pregnant, so he couldn't hide it at all.

His stomach got bigger day by day, Zhong Kui wanted to ride, so he kicked Zhong Kui more than a thousand meters away.

After this incident, it was impossible to contain the fire with paper, Zhong Kui was in a daze for half an hour cursing at the door of his house.

He even went to the emperor to sue him.

No, the emperor issued a decree again, requiring him to report to Zhong Kui every month in the future, and if he missed one day of going, he would go to the eighteen hells in January.

"This bastard, when he comes back this time, if I don't beat him up, he will go out of his body and ascend to heaven."

Ding Xiaoyi said viciously, his expression very much like a father who learned that his child was playing games outside.

"It's all the same. Although the emperor said that I can share 40% of the taxes I collect in the future, but after the construction of this damned wharf, no one came at all?"

Liao Qiu complained and complained that for three years, he hadn't seen a penny in taxes, and he still had to support the gang of idiots under his hands at his own expense.

Simply blood loss.

The two of them were drinking hot soup and gnawing on the sauce bones made by Chen Lao.

Suddenly a bell rang outside the door.

Ding Xiaoyi even thought he heard it wrong, but then the bell rang again.

"Huh? Someone is here??"

The two looked at each other, and if they were acquaintances, they would call themselves directly, and only strangers would ring the doorbell.

Immediately, Ding Xiaoyi hurriedly got up and went to the door to have a look, only to see a woman occupying the door.

The woman was dressed in white, her makeup was clean and elegant, and she bent slightly towards Ding Xiaoyi: "Little girl, plain girl, can you stay overnight?"

There is no reason for Ding Xiaoyi not to welcome business.

"Of course, my place is the inn, please come in, girl."

After Ding Xiaoyi finished speaking, he invited the woman in, what?Door post, that doesn't exist.

The bad old man and the others made up their minds at the beginning, but anyone who comes from outside will not want their door invitations. In case of any evil intentions, they just clean it up conveniently, so as not to cause trouble to the underworld.

Anyway, as long as he is not a person from Netherland, no one will know that this land is his private land.

As long as people come in, it all depends on Ding Xiaoyi's will to be a good person or a bad person.

After inviting the woman to come in, Ding Xiaoyi gave her the prepared room key, and the woman took the key and entered the room without saying anything.

"It's finally a guest!"

Seeing the woman enter the room, Ding Xiaoyi sat down again, thinking that this could be considered his first business deal.

"Don't be too happy, look at that woman's clothes are so simple, don't even have the rent to stay in the hotel!"

Liao Qiu drank the hot soup in the bowl disapprovingly, and didn't take women seriously in his heart.

"If you don't, you don't have that, and you don't lack that."

Ding Xiaoyi said indifferently.

The two had just spoken a few words when they heard a loud shout from outside the door: "Shopkeeper, is anyone there?"

Suddenly Ding Xiaoyi and Liao Qiu looked at each other.

Looking back, a big man had already walked into the yard. The big man had long eyes and tiger beard, holding two axes in his hands. After stepping in, he said in a rough voice: "Shop, live in the store, if you have anything else to eat, just take it!" Come up."

"okay!"

I don't know what day it is today, but it's really unexpected that two business orders came to my door one after another.

Let Shuang'er get rid of it unless you prepare.

I checked in the big man by myself, just simply registering my name.

Don't look at the rough appearance of the big man, but the handwriting that can be written is rare and delicate, and the name is also famous and surnamed [Qi Zhenji]

At this time, Shuang'er brought up the stewed stew left by Mr. Chen in the kitchen, a pot of wine and some steamed buns.

The big man sits down and eats.

In a blink of an eye, the whole plate was eaten, and it was still not enough, so I asked Shuang'er to serve another one.

As a result, before the plate was removed, another person came outside the gate.

The visitor was dressed as a scholar, with a blue and gray shirt, and a broken bamboo basket on his back. After entering the door, he glanced at the big man beside him. Seeing the ferocious appearance of the big man, his face immediately turned pale, and he avoided his sight.

"Shopkeeper, that... I want to stay in the store." The scholar whispered.

Now Liao Qiu felt something was wrong. This season in the Underworld was bitterly cold, even with Chiwen Zhou, it would not be easy.

I haven't seen anyone come here in previous years, but three people came here today?

"Xiao Yi, I'll go back and have a look."

Thinking of this, Liao Qiu didn't bother to continue eating and drinking, and hurriedly put on a black robe and went out.

Ding Xiaoyi was also very strange. After Liao Qiu left, he simply registered for the scholar.

Then I saw the scholar carefully sitting in a corner, just ordered a piece of noodles, and started to eat them.

Three guests came, and the deserted living room finally became lively.

Ding Xiaoyi wrapped his arms around his arms and looked outside the door, wondering if there would be more.

Just as he was thinking about whether Liao Qiu's wharf started to become lively today.

I only heard the sound of a pipa from upstairs.

The light playing music is accompanied by the miserable singing of a woman.

The sadness of the singing made the scholar shed tears several times, but it was the black-faced man who, listening to the music, ate with more relish.

In a blink of an eye, the stewed pork buns on the table were all gone, and he said loudly: "Not enough, not enough, bring another table for our family, this little meat is not enough for wine."

Shuang'er glanced at Ding Xiaoyi, saw him nodding, then walked into the kitchen and started to work.

But the big man was at this moment, he couldn't wait any longer, he swept his eyes, and couldn't help aiming at the scholar, his eyes as big as copper bells, looked up and down the scholar, grinned and said: "Don't trouble the store, this It’s a first-class appetizer.”

Chapter 563: The Gods Leave

"You! What are you going to do?" The scholar was startled for a moment, his expression changed drastically, he quickly got up from his chair and hid in a corner.

Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi frowned slightly, and when he was about to call out to the big man, the mobile phone in his hand vibrated quietly.

The screen lights up with a message.

[Xiao Yi, leave them alone and keep watching! 】

The news came from Mr. Po, Ding Xiaoyi glanced sideways, and through the window, he saw the reef outside the fence. The old man had already sat on it at some point, facing the underworld, holding a cigarette stick in his hand.

"This old guy...isn't it cold?"

Seeing the old man with his clothes flying in the cold wind, Ding Xiaoyi curled his lips and became even more curious for a moment.

So he picked up the phone calmly and asked the bad old man: [Why? 】

[See for yourself, and ask Shuang'er to bring me a bowl of hot soup, add more green onions, no coriander! ] The bad old man replied.

"Tch, I thought you were really not cold."

He muttered something in his heart, and then turned his eyes back to the scholar and the big man in front of him.

At this moment, the scholar has been forced into a corner by the big man.

There was a cry in the voice, screaming: "Forgive me, forgive me..."

"Forgive me?"

The big man was stunned when he heard the words, and immediately strode forward, grabbing the scholar by the collar: "You are already dead, why are you calling for mercy?"

The scholar obviously didn't listen to this sentence, but the big man was already hungry and thirsty, and rushed forward, ripping off the scholar's clothes in twos and threes.

Before the scholar screamed, the ax stabbed at the scholar's chest, and the cold ax cut open the scholar's heart. However, the scholar was only stunned for a moment, only to find that the expected pain did not come as expected.

Looking down, it was strange to find that a huge hole had been cut in his chest.

Heart, liver, spleen and lungs are all there, but I really don't feel any pain at all.

The scholar still stunned the big man, but he was not polite, he took out the scholar's heart and stuffed it into his mouth.

While eating, he said with a smile: "Sour, there are all kinds of flavors, sour and smelly, no wonder you all say that you scholars are rotten and poor."

Seeing the big man eating his heart bite by bite, the scholar's already pale face suddenly became even uglier.

But for a moment, it seemed that he couldn't accept the reality that he was dead, and looked around blankly.

"Hey, I don't want to eat you in vain. I'll give you this money. Let's cast a good pregnancy in my next life."

The big man grinned, took out an old Ming note from his pocket, and stuffed it into the scholar's empty heart.

It wasn't until this time that the scholar suddenly remembered something, screamed and grabbed his bamboo building and ran out.

While running, he screamed: "There are ghosts, there are ghosts, you are all ghosts!!"

The scholar screamed and ran out, stumbled all the way, fell down a few times and hurriedly got up and ran out without looking back.

"Hey, you don't live in the store??"

Seeing this, the big man grinned loudly, and did not forget to shout towards the back of the scholar.

Ding Xiaoyi didn't understand what happened from the beginning to the end, so he went to the kitchen by himself to serve a bowl of steaming hot broth to the old man sitting on the rock.

The broth, with bursts of heat rising in the air, with a layer of green onion floating on it, exudes a tempting aroma.

As soon as the bad old man raised his hand, he held the bowl of hot soup in his hand, drank the hot soup in the bowl in one go, and then let out a long mouthful of hot air.

The rough cheeks turned a little rosy for a moment, obviously because the feeling of blowing the cold wind here was not pleasant.

Ding Xiaoyi cursed in his heart that he deserved it, the inside was too warm to come in, so he insisted on sitting here and pretending to be 13, and immediately took the bowl and asked in a low voice: "What's the situation?"

"You'll know if you go to the pier and have a look."

The bad old man didn't say anything, but let Ding Xiaoyi go and see for himself.

Seeing this, he could only take out his mobile phone, click on the video chat, and wanted to ask Liao Qiu what was going on.

"Beep beep..."

After the ringing lasted for more than ten seconds, Liao Qiu picked up the phone in a hurry. In the picture, Liao Qiu was obviously in a hurry.

"Don't jump in line, what about you, what? No money? No money, get out, next one!"

The screen was chaotic for a few seconds before Liao Qiu finally found some free time: "Xiao Yi, I'm busy here, so tell me something!"

"Busy? Is someone coming from the ferry??" Ding Xiaoyi asked hurriedly.

Liao Qiu didn't talk nonsense, and directly pointed the camera at the huge ferry.

I don't know if I don't see it, but I was shocked when I saw it, I saw that the huge pier was covered in darkness, and there were human heads everywhere.

"So much?? You got rich!"

Ding Xiaoyi's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help being pleasantly surprised, it is estimated that he can collect a lot of taxes this time.

However, Liao Qiu couldn't be happy: "Take a closer look."

Hearing what he said, he widened his eyes and looked carefully, his expression gradually became strange.

The pier was crowded with people, but these people did not come from outside, but wanted to go outside.

"Wait, these... are all..."

"That's right, these are people from our Netherland, and I don't know what the wind is, so they insist on running out by boat."