After going crazy, he was pampered by the heroine's geniuses

Chapter 193 Sacrifice of Sacred Objects

When Xia Ye saw the little monkey who had just been showing off to her, his eyes suddenly became flustered and his expression became fawning.

"Squeak-"

Poseidon Dzi translated for her in time, "He said, 'Why are you here?'"

Xia Ye looked back and saw a very tall and strong young female monkey striding towards him.

Seeing the little monkey and Xia Ye squeaked twice again suspiciously.

Poseidon Dzi: "She is asking little monkey who you are? What are you two doing here?"

The little monkey gestured frantically to explain.

Poseidon Dzi's tone revealed a teasing happiness, "He said he didn't know you, and that you were asking for directions. Haha... I am dying of laughter... Asking for directions..."

Listening to the extremely loud laughter of the Sea God's Dzi Bead, the right half of Xia Ye's face began to twitch and knot from the eyebrows to the corners of the mouth.

"You're dead, monkey! You're dead!"

She suddenly rushed to the little monkey, held his head with both hands, and put her lips close to his lips and gave him a fake kiss through the air.

The little monkey was so frightened that his eyes were dazed, and he didn't know what the ugly woman in front of him was going to do.

But from the female monkey's perspective, it was Xia Ye holding the little monkey, and the two of them were kissing passionately.

"Squeak-"

The female ape screamed angrily and turned away.

The little monkey then realized that he had been tricked by Xia Ye.

He chased after the female monkey and grabbed her, squeaking and explaining, but the female monkey covered her ears and refused to listen.

The little monkey stopped her from leaving, and the female monkey threw him heavily to the ground over her shoulder, and then stepped on him a few times to vent her anger.

The female monkey strode away, and the little monkey limped after her, holding his chest.

During the whole process, Xia Ye was watching them from behind and it was so exciting that she covered her mouth and laughed so hard that tears came out of her eyes.

Xiao Jin muttered silently.

"Master, you are so wicked! You have ruined another marriage."

Xia Ye finally stopped laughing and kicked Xiao Jin.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Your master, this is the touchstone of their marriage. What kind of love is it if it has not experienced any setbacks? Humph! You won't understand even if I tell you."

With no monkeys blocking their way, Xia Ye led Xiao Jin into the house with confidence.

The room was simply furnished with some ordinary wooden beds, cabinets, tables and chairs.

She looked down at Xiao Jin, who twitched his nose and suddenly ran back excitedly.

Xia Ye followed immediately. Behind the house was a winding cave, which turned a corner.

She almost bumped into the person coming from the opposite direction.

"Squeak-"

Xia Ye looked closely and saw an old female monkey in a red cloak standing in front of her, looking at her in surprise and suspicion.

She now understood the simple question in monkey language, which was asking who she was.

She pointed at herself and said that she was the chief's new friend and came to visit their territory.

After hearing this, the old female looked disapproving and pushed Xia Ye outside.

"Squeak--" (This is an important sacrificial site and cannot be visited.)

Seeing Xiao Jin had already run in, Xia Ye hurriedly pointed at Xiao Jin.

"Squeak--" (I saw a mouse crawling in. I'm afraid it will destroy your sacrificial site.)

Xiao Jin: "......" Master! You are so unkind, just selling him like this?

The old female looked back hurriedly, and saw Xiao Jin staring at them with his eyes wide open.

"Squeak-"

The old female chased after Xiao Jin with her teeth bared, and Xia Ye naturally followed her.

Xiao Jin ran and stopped, always hanging on the old female monkey, making her unable to reach him, but unwilling to give up.

Chase straight into the sacrificial cave inside.

As soon as Xia Ye entered the room, he noticed a monkey statue placed at the top of the incense-burning altar, holding a giant banana in its arms.

chap!

The thinking patterns of these monkeys are indeed different from those of normal people. I thought they were offering some precious and rare treasures.

It turned out to be a banana.

"Master! Go and look at that banana. It's a treasure."

Xiao Jin's voice reached Xia Ye's mind, and Xia Ye was stunned for a moment.

How does it feel to be slapped in the face by your own pet just after you despise it?

It's this subtle feeling of being an idiot.

Xia Ye moved closer to the altar and carefully observed the giant banana, only to find that this banana was not a real banana, but was carved from a piece of extremely fine chicken-oil yellow jadeite.

There is a faint forbidden magic circle outside that is flashing fluorescent light.

But only cultivators can see this, ordinary people cannot.

Xia Ye excitedly stretched out his hand to take the giant banana, but the old female slapped his arm away.

She screamed at Xia Ye with a serious face, roughly meaning that this was a relic left to them by their ancestors and should not be desecrated.

Xia Ye could only watch with envy but not act rashly.

Her eyes rolled around and she tried every means to persuade the old female to let her take the medicine in her hands and take a closer look.

The old females all refused righteously.

Helplessly, Xia Ye couldn't offend these native monkeys at the moment, so he had to give up.

But the old female refused to give in. She thought that Xia Ye and his gang had bad intentions and wanted to steal their sacred ape objects.

He grabbed Xia Ye's wrist and went to the leader to complain. Xia Ye also tentatively said that he was just curious and wanted to take a look.

The monkeys, who had originally had a very harmonious relationship with them, became collectively angry, and even the wisest leader glared at them.

They squeaked angrily, saying that they were unfriendly and insulting the sacred objects left by their ancestors.

In the end, the two sides almost got into a fight and ended up parting on bad terms.

Only after Wen Yuan, Little Bastard and others kept explaining did the monkeys gradually calm down their anger.

But the looks they gave Xia Ye were all unfriendly.

Xia Ye had such a bad temper that she almost killed them all with a single move, but when she thought about how these monkey brothers had taken care of themselves during the days when she was away.

She held her anger for the time being.

Back in the thatched hut, Xia Ye sat cross-legged and thought calmly for a moment, and suddenly an evil arc appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"Humph! A bunch of primitive apes. I don't believe that my brain, which has been around for five thousand years, can't defeat you."

As soon as the little bastard and Xiao Jin saw Xia Ye's expression, they started to tremble. Let's light a candle for the monkey brothers!

Amen!

Their master is up to no good again!

Wen Yuan was also familiar with Xia Ye's expression and looked at Xia Ye with interest.

"Tell me about your plan and see how we can cooperate with you?"

Xia Ye patted Wen Yuan on the shoulder and said, "Good boy, I knew she was up to no good...

Ahem...he is full of schemes and has already made a plan.

Thatched hut in the evening.

The yard and outside the yard were filled with various fruits, barbecue skewers, spiritual tea and snacks.

Xia Ye treated the ghost-eyed monkeys to a luxurious bonfire buffet dinner to celebrate her recovery and to make amends.

The monkey leader did not want to have a strained relationship with these immortal cultivators, so he brought his fellow monkeys to accept the invitation and brought their own specially brewed monkey wine as a gift.

Xia Ye was not a drinker originally, but after being persuaded by the monkey leader to take a sip, he fell in love with the fruit wine they brewed.

This wine is made from spiritual fruits and plants carefully selected by monkeys, and is nourished and fermented by spiritual springs. It tastes sweet and mellow, with a hint of floral fragrance.

Not only can it quickly replenish the body's missing spiritual energy, it is also very delicious. Xia Ye is amazed.

This gave her another idea of ​​keeping these monkeys to guard the house.

After three rounds of drinks, everyone sang and danced around the campfire, enjoying the monkey dance performed by the beautiful women in the group of tall and sturdy monkeys.

Seeing that the time was ripe, Xia Ye gave Wen Yuan a look.

He quietly went into the house to make final preparations.

After Wen Yuan added a hallucinogenic drug into the campfire, the monkeys all felt euphoric and had hallucinations.

"Squeak-"

A bolt from the blue.

Just when everyone was dizzy and confused, a big monkey fell from the sky.

With a soft white divine light behind him, he sat cross-legged, chanted some magic spells, and slowly floated down in front of the monkeys.

After Xia Ye landed, she made a Sailor Moon pose, representing the moon destroying you.

Whoops!

Finished!

I was too excited when I appeared on stage and posed in the wrong way.

Again.

“Squeak, squeak—”

Xia Ye appeared again in a gorgeous costume, spinning around in circles, wearing a doll costume modeled after her monkey ancestor.

"puff!"

"puff!"

"puff!"

Three unusually clear sounds of water spraying were heard. Wen Yuan, Little Bastard, and Xiao Jin looked at Xia Ye who made a stunning appearance in a monkey doll costume.

They couldn't help but spit the wine in their mouths all over the floor.