Chapter 152: Not Getting Beaten Enough
Chapter 152: Not Getting Beaten Enough
The golden-haired mouse transformed into a skinny dwarf with a pointed face, a mustache, and wore a robe that shone so brightly that it could blind Xia Ye's eyes.
And her most important magic weapon, the big brick, suddenly had several circles of emerald green lines in the middle of its body, and there was even a round hole that looked like an eyeball.
From a distance, it looks like a piece of mahjong!
What she couldn't accept the most was the transformation of the little bastard. He was clearly a cute pink eyeless dog, but now he had turned into a Red Mountain monster that was as big as a huge iron tower.
His entire body was covered in exposed red skin, his muscles were strong and muscular, and he was only wearing a pair of triangular white wool underwear to cover his important parts.
Except for the underwear, all the white hair turned into two pairs of white wings on the back.
Looks like an angel transformed into a muscular hunk.
It's really eye-catching.
If it weren't for the fact that his big butt and bald head hadn't changed at all, Xia Ye probably wouldn't have recognized this thing as a cute little pink bastard if they were walking down the street.
The little bastard walked up to Xia Ye happily, raised his two front legs to show off his strong body.
"Master, look at me, look at me! With my current figure, I am definitely the overlord of the land."
Xia Ye snorted disdainfully, "Overlord? Are you dreaming? Others rely on their strength, but you rely on your fat body?"
The little bastard felt strongly insulted when he heard this.
"We beasts have our own magical skills after we transform. Let me show you."
Just as he finished speaking, the two slits of the little bastard's eyes, which had been closed all this time, suddenly opened a centimeter wide, and two beams of black light shot out and hit the iceberg opposite.
The iceberg suddenly broke into pieces and turned into powder which was blown away by the wind.
"My move is called Shatter Your Soul and Kill Your Electric Eyes. What do you think? Isn't my name good?"
What the hell?
The deadly electric eyes that shatter your soul?
Xia Ye rolled her eyes to the sky, then patted the little bastard's arm and said against her will.
"As long as you are happy, the name is good, and the combat power of this magical skill is also very strong. Practice well, I am optimistic about you!"
When the little bastard heard Xia Ye's praise, he was so happy that his nose was bubbling and his mouth was watering.
He was so proud that he forgot himself and spoke out his true feelings.
"Since I'm so strong, I'll be the leader of our team from now on! Don't worry, I'll definitely keep you safe.
Hahahaha...Xiaozhuan, Xiaojin, and Xiaoxia, you all have to listen to me...ah...ah!"
Before he could finish his words, Xia Ye kicked him in the face and sent him flying. The little bastard, who was as big as a black tower, was kicked twenty meters away.
As soon as he landed, before he could react, Xia Ye, who was as fast as the wind, caught up with him and gave him a physical beating.
"You son of a bitch, who are you calling me brother? If I don't show my power, you will treat me like Hello Kitty!"
The little bastard was beaten so hard that he screamed and begged for mercy.
Even though he was an ancient ferocious beast with extremely strong skin and flesh defense, Xia Ye's sandbag-sized fists could somehow hit his most painful spots, and only two or three hits made him feel the pain as if his internal organs were ruptured.
"Master, stop hitting me. I was just kidding. I am your beloved pet. I just said something rude when I was excited. I am just the boss of Xiao Zhuan and Xiao Jin."
Xia Ye put away his fist, blew air on it, and said with satisfaction.
"That's better than enough. If you dare to get angry again, I will pluck out all the hair on your body. Then I will skewer you and turn you into a roast suckling pig!"
The little bastard was crying inside, but he smiled at Xia Ye.
"Yes, yes, the master is right. I...ah...ah! Who will spank me?"
Before the little bastard could even try to fawn on Xia Ye, his butt was whipped so hard that his skin was almost torn apart.
He turned around and saw Da Bian Zhuan standing there. He slowly retracted his small vine bud, then raised it high again and whipped the little bastard on the butt.
"What are you looking at? Who are you boss of? You little bastard, you haven't been beaten enough!"
Just as the little bastard was about to fight back, he felt an itchy pain at the tip of his tail, and then his whole body became paralyzed and convulsed, and he fell to the ground with foam at the mouth.
The big mouth uttered a few words crookedly.
"Xiao...Jin, you...sneak attacked me? You...are so unethical!"
In an instant, the little bastard was thrown out by the poisonous tongue, and he could only gasp for breath like a dying salted fish.
Xiao Jin came out from behind him with his hands behind his back and chuckled.
"Why would I want to talk about martial ethics with a fellow like you? Don't you want to be the boss? Fine, go to the underworld and find a few more brothers to satisfy your cravings. I'll treat it as a free ride for you."
The little bastard shook his head with all his strength and begged for mercy with his tongue sticking out.
"Um...Booth...Lauda, come on...squirrel me..."
Da Bianzhuan and Xiao Jin smiled at each other, then squatted beside the little bastard, watching him struggle in pain and poking his tongue from time to time.
"Are you really convinced?"
"Hu...Hu..."
The little bastard tried his best to nod his head. Seeing that the poison was almost throughout his body, Xiao Jin slowly took out a small black ball from his own space and gave it to the little bastard to eat.
After a cup of tea, the little bastard's body gradually reacted. He struggled to sit up, touched his face with his front paws, and asked anxiously.
"How's my handsome face? Has it turned bruised or disfigured?"
Upon hearing this, Dabanzhuan and Xiaojin stood up in silence, not wanting to pay any more attention to that idiot.
The little bastard let out a long sigh when he found that his face was fine. Only then did he notice that the black ball Xiao Jin gave him tasted extremely stinky after it melted in his mouth.
He spat twice and asked Xiao Jin with a bitter face.
"Xiao Jin, what did you give me to eat? Why does it stink so bad?"
Xiao Jin turned around and smiled maliciously, "It's nothing, just my shit mixed with a hair and stirred with my urine, it's the antidote to the toxin!"
"vomit..."
The little bastard stuffed his huge front paws into his mouth and dug his throat hard, but nothing came out.
He was horrified to find that the small black ball had already turned into a pool of water and entered his skin tissue.
The little bastard roared towards the sky in despair, then got up and started chasing Xiao Jin. Xiao Jin was agile and nimble, running around among Xia Ye and the others, making it difficult for the little bastard to catch him.
Xiao Jin also laughed at him for being a big fool while running.
The little bastard chased Xiao Jin until he was sweating all over but still couldn't catch up with her. He was so sad that he fell to his knees at Xia Ye's feet, hugged her thighs and wailed.
"Master! Look at them! They are all bullying me. I won't live any longer..."
Xia Ye sneered at the little bastard and tried to shake him off a few times but failed.
Helplessly, he said, "It's because you are so mean that you insist on being the boss. Otherwise, how can you bear the punishment?
What's more, you let your subordinates eat your own shit!
Why can't you eat other people's shit?"
The little bastard blinked his eyes when he heard that, as if that was the truth!
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