0p0 Chapter 57 Simulation
Chapter 57 Simulation
“Ms. Funina, this is the 26th time this week that you have attempted to skip work without a valid reason.”
Shouldn't you explain?
At Mu Mang Palace, Vilette put down the documents in her hand, her brows furrowing slightly as she calmly inquired.
“Navilet, the water god has more important matters to attend to.”
The God of Justice, who was trying to slack off, shrank back guiltily, made a few excuses about confidential matters related to prophecy, and then quickly left Vilette's office.
……
"So, Lord Water God comes to the coffee shop every day and does nothing of his business, doesn't Vilette know that?"
Mu Feng's lips twitched slightly as he served a small cake to Fu Fu, who had visited for who knows how many times this week.
With a gleam in her eyes, Funina forked a small cake and answered in a muffled voice, her voice heavy with cake:
"Hmm... what do you mean by not doing one's proper job!"
"This Water God is here incognito to observe the people's conditions and discuss strategies for dealing with the prophecy with relevant individuals!"
Mu Feng sighed and rubbed his forehead in exasperation. If the price and deliciousness of Fontainebleau's desserts today could be considered a reflection of the local people's lives, then...
Ever since her frank conversation with Funina at Mumang Palace, the open-minded Fufu has become quite attached to me, visiting the café every few days under the guise of discussing prophecy strategies, but in reality, she enjoys the all-you-can-eat cake service.
Is this your justice, Furina?!
"I feel like you're thinking something very rude."
Funina wiped the cream from the corner of her mouth, staring at Mu Feng with a suspicious look in her eyes. Her delicate face puffed up slightly, like an angry little pufferfish.
"how could be."
Mu Feng wiped away non-existent cold sweat from his forehead and smiled awkwardly.
However, this seems to be a good thing.
Seeing that Funina had temporarily shed her disguise as the water goddess and possessed a touch of girlish charm, Mu Feng couldn't help but feel a little relieved.
"Heh heh, look what this is?"
After eating and drinking her fill, Funina seemed to remember something. She proudly took out a few tickets from her pocket and waved them in front of Mu Feng as if showing off.
"The Great Magician...Linnie's Magic Exhibition..."
Mu Feng took the red admission ticket with a puzzled look and carefully read the gold-embossed text on the ticket.
"This is a magic show where tickets are extremely hard to come by, so please don't hold back your praise."
Funina stood with her hands on her hips, her ahoge (cowlick) standing up high, looking proud and asking for praise.
"Ding Dong."
The crisp sound of wind chimes rang out, and Ms. Funinga, sensing someone's arrival, transformed herself from a haughty, silly Funinga into a superstar water goddess in a mere 0.0001 seconds.
"Puch."
Seeing Funina's resolute and serious expression, as if she were about to join the Fontaine Special Patrol Team, Mu Feng almost couldn't suppress the smile on his lips.
I'm sorry, I have received professional training.
I usually don't laugh unless I really can't help it.
Ignoring Fufu's annoyed expression, Mufeng quickly stepped forward to greet the guests, but secretly slipped a bag of cream puffs into Fufu's hand.
Having received the dessert bribe, Ms. Funina secretly smiled knowingly, then got up and returned to Mumang Palace with satisfaction.
However, before leaving, she still gently placed a small bag of Mora on her seat.
Outside the café, the warm sunshine bathed the streets and alleys of Fontainebleau, where pedestrians thronged and bustled about.
It's a beautiful day today.
Looking at the cream puff in her hand, which exuded a faint creamy aroma, Funina's lips curled up slightly.
These desserts don't seem to be enough to go around.
However, the two-faced Ms. Funina would not easily admit that the delicious cakes were not the only reason she frequently visited Maple Dew Cafe.
After all, only here can she temporarily stop the endless performances and rediscover her original self.
……
Inside the Maple Dew Cafe at this moment.
Mu Feng sat listlessly in front of the counter, examining the several ornately decorated admission tickets over and over, secretly pondering his viewing plan.
Magic is great! You can see cats appearing out of nowhere... uh, I mean, cats appearing out of nowhere... uh, anyway, it's an artistic activity that appeals to both the refined and the common people!
Little Siegwen... just returned to Melo Petersburg. If she skips work again, Leosley will really come knocking on her door to settle the score.
As for Abel and Ofini, their guided tours are indeed quite busy, so inviting them on short notice was rather rushed.
Sedna... well, forget it. If that dragon can't find his secretary while he's at work approving documents, it'll probably rain in Fontaine again.
Little Carole is on vacation, and if we drag along the equally vacationing, absent-minded Chiara, it's practically the perfect exhibition plan! Call me Wind.Planner.Mu!
[Host, please immediately cease your torture-like behavior of flipping cards with the same "Cheng Ge" teapot as those used by executioners.]
A wonderful week should begin with a simulation.
The system, which had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke, interrupting Mu, who was immersed in a beautiful fantasy.
"Your Majesty, if you have something to report, speak now; otherwise, the court is adjourned."
Mu Feng waved his hand listlessly, then neatly slung himself into a relaxed, lounging position on the recliner, giving off an expression that said, "My dear subject, please do as you please."
System: ...Sometimes I really want to kill someone.
[Life Simulation System is dedicated to serving you!]
[Current number of simulation attempts: 1]
[Talents: Animal affinity, culinary expertise, ingenuity]
[You will now be given a sample of talents for this simulation. You may choose three of them to participate in the simulation.]
The next moment, the virtual electronic interface slowly appeared.
The wind carries the seeds of stories, and time allows them to sprout (Gold): The winds of time drift across the desolate sea, and the ending of a story is never written by fate; the strings plucked by the breeze will eventually attract the attention of time.
[Deep Heart (Purple): You always remain calm and rational when facing difficulties; you are equally adept at concealing your true feelings when dealing with enemies.]
[Friend of Women (Purple): Your attractiveness to the opposite sex has greatly increased, but relatively speaking, the probability of a chaotic love triangle breaking out has also increased significantly. Perhaps the biggest obstacle to your peaceful death is being able to equally chop down every single one of Makoto's hatchets?]
[Enhanced Physical Fitness (Blue): Your physical fitness and self-healing abilities have been greatly improved. From now on, you can climb stairs without blushing or feeling any heart palpitations. Even octogenarians who have used it say it's great!]
[Curse (White): A mysterious spell from another world that increases the probability of you encountering various strange curses in your daily life for no apparent reason, such as... well, you'd better not know.]
"The choice of the wind brought the seeds of the story, and time made them sprout, strengthen their qualities, and deepen their hearts."
Although the first item has a unique charm exclusive to riddles, the golden legend is unlikely to lie.
As for the third item...
Mu Feng's lips twitched slightly. He hadn't expected Brother Tongzi to be so vengeful. Who was this "friend of women" referring to indirectly?
[Confirm Selection]
The system's emotionless electronic voice rang out, and the electronic interface in front of Mu Feng's eyes slowly disappeared, his consciousness gradually sinking into darkness.
[Consciousness scene loading...]
【Simulation starts】