No one notified me in advance. Everyone in the end times is crazy.

Chapter 292: My dear disciple, please pay attention to me!

Lu Ming looked at the girls' expectant faces and said with a pleased smile, "Now that you have all obtained the spiritual value you desired, you must treat it well." (Why are they all girls? I will explain later.)

The invisible man who had been standing in the corner asked, "If I treat it badly, will it cry?"

The girls burst into laughter as if they had heard some idiotic joke.

One of the girls teased, "It's a plant. Do you think it's some kind of cat or dog? And it cries! Are you okay?"

"Huh?" Jiangnan hugged the seeds in his hand tightly and took a step back helplessly.

She thought these children were just like her, and she thought she wouldn't be an outlier here, but she was wrong.

She tried her best to explain, but she could hear nothing but mocking voices.

"Am I really... a freak?"

Lu Ming shouted, "That's enough!"

A moment of silence.

Lu Ming walked over and stroked Jiangnan's head. In his eyes, she was a child who was overly favored by everything, so much so that she could not use her abilities and became a "freak" in the eyes of others.

"You were the last one to choose your spiritual value. In that case, you can choose your clothes first."

After Lu Ming finished speaking, he waved his sleeves.

Twenty-one figures of various colors appeared behind him.

"These clothes are magical instruments. They will adjust their size according to the body shape. The material is light and comfortable, and they can clean themselves."

Lu Ming pushed Jiangnan towards the clothes and urged him, "Choose quickly."

Jiangnan's eyes passed over those eye-catching clothes and finally chose the plain white clothes hiding in the corner.

Lu Ming confirmed again: "Are you sure you want this one?"

Jiang Nan nodded.

"Very well, it's yours now."

After everyone finished making their choices, Lu Ming announced, "From now on, I will be your teacher. If you have any questions, you can ask me. I live in the villa on the top of the mountain."

In order to test everyone's qualifications, Lu Ming taught the girls an extremely simple "Flash Spell" that had no harm other than lighting.

Some girls learn it right away and proudly raise their chins to show off.

Some of them were a little more difficult but still managed to successfully activate the spell.

Lu Ming walked over to Jiangnan, who had been hesitant to take action, and asked softly, "Didn't you understand the magic formula I demonstrated?"

Jiangnan said with some embarrassment: "Not really, I just feel... not very safe."

"It's okay, you won't be in danger as long as I'm here. Besides, this spell doesn't have any lethal power."

Jiangnan nodded and felt relieved.

He imitated Lu Ming's actions just now and made hand gestures with both hands.

A white light flashed before his eyes.

Lu Ming shouted, "Not good!" and instantly formed a magic circle to protect everyone.

With an explosion, peace returned to the surroundings.

Luo Shiyu was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth.

[Is this the "Flash Spell"?]

Jiangnan knew he was in trouble and looked panicked.

Lu Ming coughed twice to suppress the joy in his heart, but he still couldn't help but put his arm around Jiangnan's shoulder and praised him, "You're such a genius!"

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"Very good, you don't need to study the rest of the lessons, go back and rest."

Jiangnan returned to his yard, still a little confused about what had just happened.

He clenched his hands involuntarily, thinking of the treasure bag, looked around, and finally decided to plant the seeds next to the waterfall flowing down from the rockery.

Luo Shiyu echoed from the side: "Yes! That's right! It's absolutely right!"

At three quarters past the hour of You, Lu Ming, carrying a food box, stealthily knocked on Jiangnan's door.

"Please come in, the door is unlocked."

Lu Ming pushed the door open and walked in, saying pretentiously, "Nan Nan! Do you want to be the number one Taoist priest of all time?"

Jiangnan decisively refused: "Not interested."

Lu Ming put down the food box and said temptingly, "Think about it! As long as you have the strength, whether it's fame, money, or men, wouldn't it be easy to get them?"

Jiangnan flipped through the book in his hand and said nonchalantly, "You look like the evil cultivator in a fantasy novel who bewitches people."

"How is that possible! Am I going to be evil because of my righteousness?"

Jiangnan was too noisy to continue reading and asked, "What's the matter with you?"

"Well, do you want to be my disciple?"

"Aren't you already my teacher?"

"Can that be the same?"

"What's the difference."

"I've never accepted a disciple before. As long as you agree, you will be my chief disciple. As long as you want, I can get you any natural treasures or any cultivation resources."

Jiangnan didn't even raise his eyes and said coldly: "Oh, not interested."

"why!"

"No one has ever asked you to be their master before, which means this is not a good thing."

"That's because I don't think highly of their qualifications!"

"You mean, I'm very talented?"

"Correct."

"Then it doesn't matter who I choose as my master."

"Hey! You!"

Seeing that his trickery was useless, Lu Ming simply implemented Plan B.

He opened the food box on the table, brought out a few plates of exquisite snacks, and motioned for Jiangnan to taste them.

The dim sum looked delicate but was too dry. I choked after just two bites.

Lu Ming poured a full cup of tea that was about to overflow and handed it to Jiangnan.

Jiangnan was afraid that the tea would spill on his clothes, so he stretched out his hands to catch it, but the cup was snatched away as soon as his fingers touched it.

Lu Ming took a sip of tea and said, "Good disciple, I accept your apprenticeship gift."

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[Fuck! Is that how you're going to play it? Kidnapping my teacher and forcing her to become his disciple? You're just some old charlatan, right?]

"Look at my good disciple, he's so excited that he can't speak."

Luo Shiyu pointed at Jiangnan and yelled at Luming, "She's choking to death! She's choking to death! Give her water!"

Lu Ming in the illusion was a little slow to notice Jiangnan's abnormality, and quickly poured her another cup of tea.

"Drink slowly, drink slowly, my dear disciple, don't choke."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiangnan choked on the tea and started coughing continuously.

"Cough! Cough!"

Lu Ming helped her smooth her back, picked up a piece of snack and said, "How about you have a snack to help you feel better?"

Luo Shiyu rolled his eyes at him and said, "And then you choked and got choked again? I'm really impressed!"

Lu Ming continued to pat her back and asked, "My dear disciple, are you feeling better?"

Jiangnan felt like his body was about to be beaten apart, so he raised his hand and signaled him to stop.

"My dear disciple, what's wrong?"

"There are countless ways to kill me, don't choose something so painful."

"Sorry, I used a little too much force. I'll be more careful next time."

"Just tell me what you want to say. You don't have to torture me like this."

Lu Ming extended his index finger, pressed it against Jiangnan's lips, and said, "When you speak to your teacher, you must use honorifics."

Jiangnan forced a smile, opened the door and pushed Luming out.

Lu Ming lay outside the door and shouted, "My dear disciple, have you eaten dinner? Are you hungry? Is the quilt thin? Are you cold at night? Do you need me to tell you a bedtime story? My dear disciple, say something! Don't ignore me!"

Jiangnan opened the book and covered his head with his hands, complaining, "It's so noisy."

Luo Shiyu raised his hand and said, "I agree."