Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

Chapter 317 Teaches You a Trick



Chapter 317 Teaches You a Trick

"The day heads roll?"

"Changye must be praising me." Yu Qilin didn't quite understand the meaning of the sentence. The language of the Dragon Kingdom was too profound, and he actually knew some of the words.

He just doesn't understand when they're put together.

Yu Qilin politely replied, "Thank you, thank you Changye, I will continue to work hard."

Gu Lin'an was speechless. He revived and returned to the online game to continue his one-on-one duel with Xiang Yu.

He was also enraged. Gu Lin'an refused to believe that he, a true tank killer, couldn't kill a mere Xiang Yu.

It turned out they really couldn't kill it.

Gu Lin'an uses his second skill to absorb a shield, slowing down Xiang Yu, and then delivers an enchanted strike.

The next second, white damage is dealt.

Xiang Yu used his second skill to recover some health, and then broke the shield with a normal attack.

Seeing that his shield had been broken, Gu Lin'an didn't want to be constantly worn down by Xiang Yu, so he took a step back to avoid his subsequent attacks.

With a pendulum-like movement, he dodged Xiang Yu's first skill again, and then waited for the skill to recharge before slashing again.

The two of them mechanically repeated the above operations back and forth.

Yu Qilin was blocked by the enemy mid laner and couldn't help Gu Lin'an. The others also started to probe the bottom lane frantically.

The entire confrontation lane only saw Gu Lin'an and Xiang Yu engaged in a duel in the capital city.

You hit me once, I heal myself and then hit you again.

After fighting for a long time, I barely lost any health.

Netizens are tired of seeing this.

"Stop fighting! You're not going to kill anyone like this."

【Our situation in Laobu has improved considerably; we're even able to fight Xiang Yu to a standstill.】

[Don't let the game designers know about this, otherwise, the Prisoner will be nerfed.]

[This is actually only possible with An Shen; he dodged Xiang Yu's first skill with meticulous precision every time.]

Otherwise, if Xiang Yu were crippled by An Shen, a single Overlord's Strike would cripple him.

Gu Lin'an was also quite helpless. If it were someone like Ya Lian, would he have to suffer like this?

But there's no other way; in order to improve my strength, this is the only option.

He knew it was difficult to make a move in the top lane, so he pulled three fingers and realized a fight was about to break out below. He turned around, sat on the teleportation circle, and wanted to gank.

"Brothers, start the raid, I'm coming!" Gu Lin'an roared.

Upon hearing this, Mai Shiranui of the Jade Kirin immediately unleashed her ultimate move, kicking out with a powerful kick.

This ultimate move was extremely tricky, directly controlling the several people who were originally occupying vision on both sides together, and then kicking three of them away.

Gu Lin'an unleashes his ultimate move, welcome your king!

Gu Lin'an wanted to knock the enemy into the air the moment his ultimate move landed, then follow up with a combo and a horizontal slash.

If it succeeds, wouldn't the other side be completely wiped out?

But the next second, Gu Lin'an's eyes widened.

He realized that he had actually unleashed a powerful attack right there on the spot.

Gu Lin'an: ? ? ?

A woman carrying a rabbit walked out from the side and looked at him with a smile.

Gu Lin'an instantly understood that the invincibility period of his ultimate skill had been frozen by Chang'e's first skill.

Holy crap, wasn't he supposed to be invincible? This is it? This is it?

Isn't this just pure clown behavior?

Brothers, I've noticed something. Ever since An Shen started playing with the Nine Gates, his gameplay has become completely distorted.

Is this really the An Shen I know who dominated the KPL? You'd think it was Lü Dehua if you didn't know him.

[Lü Dehua, hold on! I'll drag you out of An Shen's mouth right now!]

[Brothers, we've solved the case! The person playing this is An Shen's fourth leg, Lü Dehua.]

[Before An Shen unleashed his ultimate: The opponent thought, "This is it, we're going to lose."]

[After the opponent saw An Shen unleash his ultimate skill: Great! It's Lao Bu! We're saved!]

Gu Lin'an's face lit up when he saw the comments teasing him.

He cursed, "You dog of a planner, why aren't you strengthening the Nine Gates? Is my invincible ultimate move just for show?"

"You damn planner, I'm so angry!"

Yu Qilin initiated the team fight with his physical body, and although he provided decent crowd control after entering the fray, his teammates failed to deliver the necessary damage.

It evaporated instantly the next second.

He heard Gu Lin'an start muttering to himself. Even if he couldn't understand the Mandarin, he still knew about the national essence of China.

"Changye, did you curse Ma?" Yu Qilin asked.

Gu Lin'an began to argue, "You just don't understand."

"No, the horse I mentioned in the game isn't a real horse."

"This horse is something I imagined; it's a figment of my imagination. It only exists in the game and merely represents my attitude."

"I was very dissatisfied with my actions just now, which is why I cursed Ma."

"After the game, Ma Xiang'an was unharmed in real life, but I remember the moment when I underperformed."

"This will always remind me of this mistake, so that I can avoid it in the future."

Yu Qilin suddenly realized why Changye was called the only true god in KPL. Even when playing peak matches, he would do extremely serious post-match analysis.

They are so dedicated.

The e-sports players from China are equally worthy of respect.

Yu Qilin was unaware of Gu Lin'an and Baihu's affair. When he fought Gu Lin'an, he was completely defeated and still believed it was because of his own lack of strength.

He murmured, "So this is how the gap between us came about. Rome wasn't built in a day. Now I'm truly convinced."

"From now on, I will also learn from Changye."

Yu Qilin said to Mai, "Wa Daxi understands."

"Wa Da Xi understands."

"Wadasi wants to learn from you."

Then, he meticulously imitated Gu Lin'an's tone and said, "I @!" (Exclusive voice pack for Mage Haizhu)

Gu Lin'an raised an eyebrow. Did he really mean it?

He was just making up an excuse for swearing, and this guy actually believed it?

After practicing several times, Yu Qilin felt that he was still lacking something, so he humbly asked for advice.

"Long Night, is my pronunciation standard?"

Gu Lin'an found this person quite interesting and said with a playful look in his eyes, "Of course it's not standard."

"The second word of your sentence should be stressed downwards, and the third word should be stressed upwards."

"The second and third characters are the essence."

"Actually, this statement is still easily misunderstood online."

“It’s actually better to say it in person. Add some emojis and people will know you’ve put your heart into it.”

Yu Qilin thought Gu Lin'an's words made a lot of sense and continued to ask, "Changye, what kind of expression should I make?"

"Your eyes are extremely important; you must keep them wide open and stare at others."

"That way, if you make a mistake in the game, others can see the apology in your eyes."

"When you speak, you must open your mouth wide, and it's best to pronounce each word one by one."

Yu Qilin's eyes lit up, and he spoke into the microphone: "I know that, it also means sincerity."

"Yes, that's right, good lad, you've already learned to answer first."

"Then I'll teach you another trick. When you say this, you'd better extend your index finger. Do you know which finger you mean?"

"It's the one you use to pick your nose."

Yu Qilin nodded repeatedly, his eyes filled with a determination as if he were about to join the Party.

“Wa Daxi understands.”

"Wa Da Xi understands."

"Thank you, Watashi."

Gu Lin'an held back his laughter.

"Brother, your Mandarin isn't very good, let me teach you one more sentence."

"For example, if you feel wronged, you can say, 'You bastard, you fucked me.'"

Yu Qilin mimicked Gu Lin'an's tone, saying, "You bastard, do this to me."

"Yes, that's right, you learn pretty quickly."

"Haha, it's all thanks to Changye's teaching."

Yu Qilin thought to himself, "The people of the Dragon Kingdom are really kind; they actually taught me their usual training methods."

"And they even kindly taught me Mandarin."

"I always knew there were more good people than bad in this world."

"Thank you, Changye."


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