Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Chapter 231 His Teeth Are Pretty Good



Chapter 231 His Teeth Are Pretty Good

[Who? Who's fun?]

As Jiang Yueyang's voice fell, everyone who was eating slowed down their chewing.

Kong Jijiu, who was about to go to the Imperial College after dinner, heard that there was melon to eat, so he quietly walked to a seat and sat down. Next to him was a weak and helpless ninth-rank official.

Why is the Lord Chief Priest suddenly sitting next to me?

Should I just get up and leave?

But Master Xiao Jiang seems to want to eat melons and listen...

Kong Jijiu keenly noticed the strangeness of the person beside him, so he turned his head and said lightly, "Continue eating."

The young official nodded nervously, then ate with a reserved look on his face.

Over there, the system said: [Host, please look ahead. The person next to Pei Yan is interesting.]

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone looked towards Pei Yan intentionally or unintentionally, wanting to see who the system was talking about.

The person involved was stunned on the spot.

Those who needed to look back to see lowered their voices and asked the person opposite them.

Pei Yanwang glanced at the side and thought, what's so fun about Lord Liao except that he looks cute?

Jiang Yueyang looked over following the system's instructions and found that the person next to Pei Yan had a beauty mole on the corner of his eye, which made him look a bit more handsome.

[Who is he? What's so fun about him?]

"His name is Liao Chuan. Doesn't he look like a little hamster when he eats?" the system said seriously.

Jiang Yueyang didn't realize it before the system told her, but now that she looks carefully, yes, the baby's cheeks are bulging, and it really does look like a little hamster.

She couldn't help but chuckle, [This is what you call fun? ]

[Don't be impatient, savor the melon carefully.] The system laughed, [Why do you think he eats like a squirrel?]

How should I know? Everyone has their own eating habits!

[Yes! It’s a habit!]

[Don't keep me in suspense, what does it mean? ]

Jiang Yueyang was confused, and the person involved, Liao Chuan, and the people present were also confused.

The system's voice carried a hint of excitement. "He has multiple personalities, one of which is a squirrel."

With a thud, a pair of chopsticks fell to the ground.

Jiang Yueyang and some other people's attention was attracted, and the person who dropped the chopsticks hurriedly bent down to pick up the chopsticks.

He even pretended to be calm and explained, "I'm sorry for disturbing everyone. I wrote too much this morning, and my hands are a little weak."

Jiang Yueyang retracted his gaze and confirmed again: "Xiaogua, did you just say that he has multiple personalities, one of which is a squirrel?"

[Yes, you heard it right.]

The people present, including Kong Jijiu, didn't understand what multiple personalities meant or what it had to do with squirrels.

Jiang Yueyang was puzzled. [Can a person with multiple personalities be a squirrel?]

[Of course, multiple personalities can have different genders, ages, races, and even species.]

Jiang Yueyang was stunned. [I've learned a lot.]

The system continued: [Those personalities will appear alternately at different times and situations, and each personality has its own independent thinking, behavior, emotions and memories.

At this point, the main personality has no awareness or memory of this period of time.]

Kong Jijiu stared in deep thought, he seemed to understand something.

Jiang Yueyang raised her eyes to look at the dazed Liao Chuan in front of her. [Shouldn't his squirrel personality be controlling his body now?]

[No, now it's the dominant personality.]

Pei Yan saw her looking over and secretly reached out to pinch Liao Chuan's thigh, whispering, "Control your expression. Don't let Master Xiao Jiang see that something's wrong."

Hearing this, Liao Chuan came back to his senses instantly, then lowered his head and ate as if nothing had happened.

Jiang Yueyang looked at Liao Chuan thoughtfully. "Xiaogua, you said he has multiple personalities. Besides the squirrel personality, what else does he have?"

[He has four personalities: the main personality, the squirrel personality, the Liao Jiang personality, and a female personality.]

Liao Chuan was suddenly choked and started coughing violently. Pei Yan, who was standing beside him, hurriedly patted his back to help him breathe.

Others opened their eyes wide in shock. Liao Jiang's personality?

Isn't Liao Jiang just...

Jiang Yueyang also noticed Liao Jiang's personality and asked: [What kind of personality is Liao Jiang? ]

Liao Chuan had a twin brother who depended on him for everything, but his brother died a long time ago. Liao Chuan couldn't accept that fact, so he split off and created the Liao Jiang personality.

Some people showed expressions of shock and confusion. What if Liao Jiang was already dead?

Then the person they met a few days ago was... Liao Chuan?

how can that be!

Liao Chuan and Liao Jiang are completely two different people. Even if they have the same face, they can be told apart at a glance.

But Xiaogua’s melon can’t go wrong…

Jiang Yueyang was a little curious, [Under what circumstances did those personalities appear?]

The main personality appears during the day, and will automatically be replaced by the Liao Jiang personality at 19 PM. The squirrel personality will appear during deep sleep.

What about female personalities?

Upon hearing this, the system smiled slyly, [Female personality will only appear under certain conditions.]

Jiang Yueyang knew it wasn't a normal condition, but she still asked curiously: [What condition?]

[Kiss.] The system paused and then emphasized with a smile, [Regardless of gender.]

Jiang Yueyang: ...I knew it!

Everyone: ...Is it what I thought?

Seeing that the host was stunned, the system asked secretly: [Host, don’t you want to know what those personalities are like? ]

[I really want to know.] Jiang Yueyang teased him deliberately.

The melon-eating system requires the host to eat melons so that the system can obtain corresponding energy rewards.

In other words, the system knows there is a melon, but if the host doesn't eat it, he will not gain any energy.

The system pinched its throat and said coquettishly, [Host~~You are the best.]

Jiang Yueyang suddenly shrank back, and goosebumps instantly fell all over the floor.

Everyone: Huh~

[Host~~]

[Okay, okay, go ahead.]

The system immediately opened its mouth, a sly smile in its voice, "Then let's talk about the squirrel personality first. As I just said, the squirrel personality will appear during deep sleep."

Therefore, every night, Liao Chuan would transform into a squirrel to hunt for food. The host also knew that squirrels mainly feed on nuts, seeds, fruits, young leaves, flowers, bark and insects.

So, Liao Chuan, transformed into a squirrel, would run outside the yard every night to nibble on tree bark and flowers.

Everyone:! ! !

Liao Chuan: ...So this is why I wake up every morning with a mouth full of either flowers or tree bark?

Jiang Yueyang opened her eyes wide in shock, [Really?]

【Really chewing. 】

[Then his teeth...are quite good.]

When everyone heard Jiang Yueyang's words, they were immediately tickled and started to laugh secretly.

Even the serious Kong Jijiu couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, but he quickly controlled himself.

The system continued meaningfully: [Recently, Liao Chuan's squirrel personality has entered the pregnancy stage.]

【Pregnant?】


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