Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Chapter 200: What are you looking at? I’m wearing underwear!

Jiang Yueyang was in a daze, responding with "ah...oh...hmm". She was completely out of state and perhaps she didn't hear what the system had just said.

Civil and military officials were full of doubts. How could they eat melons when they were so sleepy?

Emperor Yuan looked at Jiang Yueyang, who was so sleepy that she couldn't even open her eyes, and snorted in her heart.

Although your job is to eat melons in court, I still won't praise you.

Who works with their eyes closed?

Minister Jiang looked back at his daughter and whispered, "Daughter, how come you can sleep so well? Were you a pig in your previous life?"

The third prince looked at her with a smile on his face, and was going to ask her how to sleep standing up after leaving the court.

Lu Yunting looked at her with eyes full of doting. How could she be so cute?

In short, the people present had different reactions to Jiang Yueyang's behavior.

Some people find it funny, some find it unbelievable, some find it awesome, and some find it...

In order to eat the melon, the system started eating without caring whether Jiang Yueyang heard what it said or not.

[Host, today we are going to have a taste of the big melon from the home of Hanlin scholar Ji Daren.]

Lord Ji, who had always had little presence, suddenly raised his eyelids when he heard the system's words, and then blinked in confusion.

I haven't even been in front of them, how could I have fallen for it?

Yuanzheng Guo sighed in disappointment. Why don’t you eat my melons?

What on earth did the lady hide from me?

Please, don't let it be a life-threatening matter!

Jiang Yueyang seemed to have not heard what the system said and did not react at all.

The system didn't care and continued, "However, today's protagonist is not Master Ji, but Master Ji's youngest son, Ji Xuan."

Lord Ji was relieved when he heard that he was not the protagonist, but when he heard that it was his youngest son, he wished that he was the protagonist today!

Now, his heart was in turmoil.

What kind of stupid things did that brat do out there again!

Everyone present who had a son knew Ji Xuan, a troublesome child.

No one believed that he was the son of a Hanlin scholar!

Lord Ji hoped very much that Ji Xuan was not his son, but Ji Xuan had a face that looked exactly like his.

He couldn't even slander his wife for having an affair!

Of course, he definitely didn't think that way. He knew what kind of person his wife was.

Madam Ji and Lord Ji have similar ideas. How could Ji Xuan be her and her husband's child?

The system glanced at Jiang Yueyang, who still had no reaction, and continued to speak on its own: [Ever since he could speak and dance at the age of three, Ji Xuan has been a child who is particularly good at causing trouble for others.

For example, he would sneak into his parents' room on cold winter nights and open the window.

For example, he would secretly take away his father's clothes while he was taking a shower and lock the door.

For example, when his mother came back to her parents' home, he would cut up all of his father's underwear, leaving his father's little brother with nothing to wear.

This kind of underwear is usually sewn by one's wife herself, so...Master Ji came to court without wearing any underwear that time.

Upon hearing this, Lord Ji's face turned red, and he hunched over like a cooked red shrimp, wishing he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

The civil and military officials pursed their lips and lowered their heads, trying hard to suppress the laughter that was about to burst out, and their shoulders kept shaking.

Emperor Yuan couldn't help but wonder, what would it feel like to not wear underwear?

It must be cool in summer, right?

Just as he finished his thought, the system's voice came clearly.

[The host also knows that if a man doesn't wear underwear, his penis will move around mischievously. That feeling...]

[Little melon, are you looking for a fight?] Jiang Yueyang suddenly interrupted the system.

The system suddenly shuddered, and the program fluctuations were like a roller coaster.

[What do you mean I know too? I'm not a man, how would I know what it's like for them to not wear underwear!]

When the system mentioned that Ji Xuan hid his underwear, Jiang Yueyang gradually came to her senses.

Then, when the system said the words "Host also knows", she woke up completely.

Then, I got angry!

"You should discuss that kind of issue with His Majesty, or Duke Su and the others!" Jiang Yueyang said angrily.

Emperor Yuan: !!! What do you mean by discussing this with me? I wear underwear! I wear it every day! That's not even a point to discuss!

Duke Su Guo: ...What about me makes you think that I am the kind of person who doesn’t wear underwear?

All the civil and military officials will be so happy, hahahaha... Your Majesty and Duke Su were named again.

However, since Lord Xiao Jiang would say this, could it be that Your Majesty and Duke Su are not wearing underwear now?

Thinking of this, they looked at the crotches of Emperor Yuan and Duke Su with intriguing eyes.

Emperor Yuan, who was sitting on the dragon throne, immediately noticed their gazes and couldn't help but clamp his legs together.

Duke Su also noticed someone's gaze on him. He turned his head and found that they were staring at his crotch. He couldn't help but react like Emperor Yuan.

What are you looking at? I'm wearing underwear!

At this time, the system said in a strangled voice: [Host, I just made a slip of the tongue. You were so fierce and scared me.]

Jiang Yueyang: "..."

Damn it, he’s doing this to me again.

Civil and military officials: "..."

All the civil and military officials instantly got goosebumps all over their bodies, and their throats must have been smoking, right?

The system continued to emit the scent of tea. [The host is so sensitive, Brother Yunting will not like it.]

Lu Yunting: Ugh~

[Men nowadays... they all like little white flowers, and it would be even better if they are the silly and cute kind of naive girls.

As the old saying goes, fools have good fortune. The host should learn more from the Third Prince. That way, Brother Yunting will definitely like you more.

The Third Prince, who was enjoying the melon with his mouth wide open, suddenly stopped smiling. Was he just calling me stupid?

He's calling me stupid!

How dare he call me stupid!

What am I stupid about?

The system's words made the Third Prince so angry that smoke came out of his nostrils, and he was grunting like a fighting bull.

All the civil and military officials were laughing uncontrollably in their hearts. "Your Highness may be stupid, but it's not nice for you to say it so bluntly."

Doesn’t our Third Prince have any dignity?

The fifth prince whispered, "Third brother, be patient. Don't get yourself hurt by getting angry. It's not worth it. Anyway, it's not the first day they've called you stupid."

Hearing this, the Third Prince became even angrier, especially the Fifth Prince, who still had a trace of heartbreak on his face.

"Shut up!" The Third Prince roared in a low voice. "You promised me to lose weight. If I catch you cheating again, you're dead!"

Upon hearing this, the Fifth Prince immediately covered his mouth.

"From today on, after the morning court session, you will run for an hour. Don't even think about sneaking away, I'll be watching you!"

The Fifth Prince's mouth pursed instantly, "Don't be like that. It's not like I'm saying you're stupid."

"If you say that word again, it won't be an hour anymore!"

The fifth prince immediately shut up.