Quickly dress up: Become a max-level boss and dress up as a poor kid

Chapter 258 The reborn sister-in-law’s cannon fodder niece (6)

She loosened her hands and heard two more bangs.

Fang Mingyue sat in front of the car, with her legs still underneath, but her buttocks got in the car.It didn't matter when the car wasn't lifted. Once it was lifted, her legs were naturally hanging down.Now, the cart fell forward, and Fang Mingyue jumped out. Her upper body came out, and she also knocked Tian Xiao'e down. However, her legs were twisted and she was pressed under the cart.

Then, the two women screamed at the same time.

Everyone retreated like a tide.

Grandma Erdan also quickly disappeared.

She was the one who suggested that Tian Xiao'e take Fang Mingyue home just now. If something happened now, wouldn't she be blamed for it?

God, this is really not her responsibility!

Tian Xiao'e got up, her face covered in blood.He grimaced in pain.

She wasn't seriously injured, she just looked a little cruel.

The place where they fell was on hard ground that had been stepped on very solidly. Unfortunately, the production team had just pulled two trucks of sand there, so it was inevitable that some would be left behind on the road.

When Tian Xiao'e fell down, she hit the ground on her face and slid along the sand without saying anything.

Now her face seemed to have been sanded heavily with coarse sandpaper.It looked like a bloody thorn, but at a glance it was clear that it was just a skin injury, nothing serious.

On the contrary, Fang Mingyue, although her face was pressed on Tian Xiao'e's butt and she was not injured, her leg seemed to be injured.

Lying there and yelling: "My leg hurts so much, ahhh! My leg is broken."

Although both mother and daughter were miserable, for some reason, the onlookers had lost their initial panic and now wanted to laugh.

Grandma Erdan also stood up. She figured out that with so many people watching, she really couldn't be blamed for this matter.

If you don't take Fang Mingyue home, why don't you just let her sit on the ground like this?There was nothing wrong with her advice at all!

But asking her to step forward to help would not work.What if something happens again?

She directed Erdan: "Go to the field and call your Uncle Xiuwen. Tell him that your aunt and sister Mingyue are injured and ask him to come quickly to see if they need to be sent to the hospital."

Erdan agreed and ran to the field.Then it was intercepted by the orb.

After introducing the situation, he said with emotion: "These two people look really miserable."

An 8-year-old child suddenly showed the vicissitudes of an 80-year-old.

Orb: "..."

"Go and call someone quickly!"

Erdan: "..."

Oops!The delay was a bit long.

He ran away.

Baozhu rushed to the scene quietly and hid aside to eat melon.

Fang Mingyue was still lying on the ground, probably tired from crying, but now she was crying intermittently, whimpering twice at a time.

Tian Xiao'e sat on the ground next to her, her eyes dull and scary.

Grandma Erdan went home, tore off the faded couplet paper posted on her door, and handed the paper to Tian Xiao'e.

It won't be long before it's time to put a new one on, so it wouldn't be a pity to tear it off now.Give it to her to use.

There is also a strange custom in Shangsi. If you suffer a trauma and are reluctant to go to the hospital for bandage, you will tear off the couplet paper and paste it on the wound.It is said to be very effective in stopping bleeding.

Tian Xiao'e took the yellowed, dusty red paper and put it on her face.

Her face was bruised extensively, and her face was covered in red paper almost the whole day.

Orb: "!!!"

I respect you as a warrior!

These red papers will stick to the scab formed by the wound, and will fall off when the scab falls off.The premise is that you can't bear to reveal it!

Most people can't help it.On the one hand, he grimaced in pain, and on the other hand, he enjoyed the pleasure of tearing his skin off.

Really painful and happy!

After watching the excitement for a while, she was ready to retreat.

Before leaving, she removed the bad luck from Fang Mingyue.If the production team sets up a truck to take her to the county hospital, don't harm the production team's cows.

After doing this, Baozhu walked home briskly. Before she reached the door, she saw a small group of people walking towards her home from a distance.

Orb: "!!!"

No need to ask, her dad must have "fainted."As long as something happens to the old house, their mother will be dizzy or her father will be dizzy. Anyway, they will not go to the old house to help.

Her uncle and her father are close friends. At this time, the whole family will come to her house to help, and they cannot go to the old house.

Sometimes her aunt also faints.But her acting skills are still a bit poor, and her uncle is even worse.

So the main ones who pretended to be sick were her parents.

"Dad, what's wrong with you, Dad!"

Baozhu shouted as he ran.

Almost failed!

My self-feeling is not as good as the original starring role!

Zhang Wenjuan hurriedly said: "Run slowly, your dad is just too tired from working and fainted. Oh, your dad is pitiful. He hasn't had a full meal since he was a child, and his body and bones have not been well nourished. Grit your teeth and finish the work. Autumn harvest is so tiring."

Orb: "..."

Older gingers are more spicy!Her mother's expression and tone of voice are spot on!

His father collapsed on his uncle, which was called relaxation.

Comrade Fang Xuewu walked unsteadily, sweating profusely and exhausted.

Followed by my eldest aunt and two cousins.

The eldest cousin has got married and got rid of her status as a group performer.

Baozhu leaned over and grabbed her father's hand, acting like a good daughter who was worried about her father.

Fang Xueli blinked at her and said silently, "Dad is fine."

Although their family is very skilled at cooperating, they are still afraid that their children will really worry about him.

Baozhu pursed her lips and smiled, her big eyes curved into crescent moons.

In just a moment, he switched to a frightened look.She raised an eyebrow at her dad.

How about it?I acted well, right?

Fang Xueli quickly closed his eyes.If you look at it again, he won't be able to continue acting!

Bao Zhu took a few steps quickly and opened the courtyard door. After everyone had entered, he bolted the door from the inside.

As soon as he entered the door, Uncle Fang put his brother down.Everyone walked into the main room quietly, then sat down and started talking.

Fang Xueli complained loudly: "This captain, he really pinched me. Fortunately, my clothes are a little thicker now. If Xia Tian lets him pinch me like this, I will be bruised all over."

Zhang Wenjuan said: "No matter what, it's such a coincidence that you fainted, so he has to make a show of it and verify whether you are really fainted or fake. That's fine. If you pass the test with him, everyone will believe that you are really fainted." "

The captain tried his best.He probably used 12% of his strength, but the expression on his face and body movements made it seem like he used [-]% of his strength.Everyone thinks he is too cruel!

The captain originally wanted to pinch him again, but he was done with the trick, but the people around him stopped him.

Mainly a group of aunties.Fang Xueli was good-looking, but now she fainted and was pinched, which made them feel very distressed.The child is so pitiful!

"You pinched me so hard just now that you didn't wake up, so that must be true. She was really dizzy, and you pinched her, do you have any humanity left?"

"You are really cruel! Do you have any objections to learning etiquette?"

Captain: "..."

Sorry!

Ouch!It’s all because he acted so well!

He waved his hand and asked Fang Xuewu to carry him back.The rest of the family followed suit.

Captain: "..."

The last time he was speechless was just now.

Fang Xuewu sat on the chair at the top and panted heavily, and he did not forget to complain: "Boy, you have gained weight. The last time I carried you, it was not so heavy."

Fang Xueli: "Why don't you say you have become weak!"

Fang Xuewu: "..."

This unfortunate brother!Forget it, don't argue with him.Without this guy's help, he doesn't know how much he would have suffered over the years.

He asked: "What are they causing trouble today? From what Erdan means, do you think you are really hurt?"

"Skin injury, it doesn't matter. I saw it just now, and the scene was quite funny." Baozhu said.

Fang Xueli: "No matter what the situation is, just stay away."

Tian Xiao'e usually doesn't look for them, but if she looks for them, nothing good will happen.

Either give up money or give up power.

If you are a pure tool person, just throw it away after using it.

They hide as much as they can.

If you pretend to be confused, you will spend less money and put in less effort, so why not pretend?

Moreover, Tian Xiao'e was pretending most of the time, just to torment his two brothers and take things from their hands.

Zhang Wenjuan: "Let's have dinner here today. Go back when it gets dark. It will probably be over by then."

Fang Xueli: "Yes, Baozhu will go to the commune as a teacher in two days. Let's have a drink and be happy. There is still some wine left from last time."

Fang Xuewu: "Yo! Our orb is so powerful! We need to celebrate it."

After Fang Xuewu finished speaking, he reached out and took off one of his shoes, took out 2 yuan from under the insole and handed it to Baozhu: "Take this to buy some candies."

Uncle Fang is rarely so generous, but no one appreciates him!

Baozhu retreated even more, not wanting the smelly money.

"Uncle, you can drink it yourself. I'm so old that I don't even eat sweets anymore."

Fang Xuewu: "..."

If you hadn't backed away so hard, I almost would have believed you!

He also knew that the money he took out was a bit expensive, but it was still money, so why did he still dislike it?

"...Ahem, then you can keep an account. My uncle owes you two dollars."

Then, he murmured in a low voice: "If it has a little taste, just a little bit, and it won't waste the flowers."

Wang Chunnier: "Shut up."

She is trying to save face for a man, but he doesn’t want this man himself!

Uncle Fang's money was really either private money that he hid, or money that his aunt gave him in his pocket. He insisted on putting it in his pocket and hid it under the insole of his shoe, making it look dirty.