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Unexpectedly, the fat man took it seriously and nodded immediately, "Yes! Just do it like this! Hurry up, old Ding, otherwise I'm really worried. I'll be scared to death before I get to the place."
Hear this.
Ding Ze: "..."
Hu Bayi: "..."
Ding Ze was helpless, and shook his head, "Fatty, you are so cowardly, it is a bit beyond my expectation... What happened to you during the time we were apart? How do I feel, you didn't seem to So cowardly."
Fatty: "???????!!!"
"Old Ding! I don't call it counseling, I call it cherishing life!"
A man's face is very important, and the fat man was impatient, "I'm going to lose my life, because I'm gone in a broken car, it's so unfair!"
"Forget it, I'm going to talk to that fucking driver!"
With that said, the fat man made a gesture to get up.
Seeing this, Hu Bayi quickly stretched out his hand, intending to stop the fat man from messing around.
Suddenly, right at this moment.
Geek!
The minibus jerked...it could almost be said to bounce!
Fatty: "!!!"
"Oh my god, I'm really going to be killed by this broken car..."
The fat man quickly sat down, huddled on the seat desperately, beads of sweat kept sliding down his pale cheeks...
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"Haha, what a poor fat man, he probably lost his soul from fright."
In the live broadcast room, seeing this scene, some sand sculpture viewers burst into laughter.
"In my opinion, it's not just that the soul is gone, maybe I'm scared to pee... Haha, such a strong person is so scared in a car... I laughed so hard!"
"Could this be the legendary cute contrast? Haha, how funny!"
"..."
The crowd of sand sculpture audience chattered heartlessly and laughed happily.
Therefore, some serious viewers couldn't stand it anymore.
"I said, is it really okay for you to base your happiness on the fat man's pain like this? Don't you think this is inappropriate?"
A crowd of sand sculpture audience: "??????"
"I'm going... can this be on the line? Fatty is a funny character in this game world. Why can't we laugh?"
"It has appeared! The light of the righteous way has shone on the earth again!"
"Brother! The task of saving the world is left to you, let's go!"
"..."
In a dilapidated minibus.
Because the ground is really full of potholes, and the speed of the minibus is indeed a bit fast, the bumps are almost one after another, as if it can't stop at all.
The fat man was terribly frightened by the bump just now, and he didn't dare to move an inch... The idea of getting up to talk to the driver has naturally disappeared completely, and he just kept cursing and swearing, driving the driver's family to death. Little, everyone greeted me over and over again.
Seeing this scene, his complexion was actually not very good. Hu Bayi, who was forcibly enduring, shook his head and smiled at Ding Ze with a stiff expression.
Ding Ze also smiled.
Both of them didn't make a sound, they just let the fat man continue cursing.
The cursing lasted for a while, and suddenly, the person sitting behind the fat man, as if he couldn't bear it, poked his head over, reached out and patted the fat man's shoulder, and murmured a few words in dialect.
When Ding Ze saw it, he knew that this person was the tea dealer who told Fatty and the three of them where to get off in the original book... After a glance, he looked away, didn't look further, and let the plot continue.
soon.
Just like the original plot, first the tea dealer looked at Fatty and Hu Bayi in a daze, and couldn't understand what he said, so he repeated it in blunt Mandarin, "What I just said is, from the moment you go up the mountain road, The face is ugly, it should be the first time to ride this kind of car, I'm not used to it yet. Where are you going?"
Fatty was in a state of panic right now, feeling very uncomfortable, so he didn't say a word.
Hu Bayi's situation is better, "Well, it's indeed the first time."
Hu Bayi was still very witty, following the words of the tea dealer, he took the initiative to continue, "We are the staff of the Natural History Museum. I heard that there are many big butterflies on the Snake River, so we went to catch the butterflies."
"Brother, are you a local? It's convenient for me to ask you, how far is it from Zhelong Mountain, and where should we get off?"
Hearing this, the tea dealer smiled and pointed to a high mountain in the distance, "Coincidentally, after passing the bend of the mountain, it is the Shepaozi River under Zhelong Mountain. I happened to go there to collect tea leaves. Get off with me." Just do it."
"That's a good feeling, thank you, brother."
The tea seller grinned, "You're welcome, relying on friends when you're out of the house..."
The words of the tea dealer could not be finished.
Suddenly, there was another 'click' sound.
Accompanied by this absolutely ear-piercing sound, after a short while, the minibus seemed to bounce for the second time... This time the bounce was much stronger than the one not long ago...
then!
"Fuck you uncle!"
Fatty really couldn't bear it, and exploded in an instant, "I won't sit in the car! I have to get out of the car! Otherwise, I will definitely die in this broken car!"
Fatty's shout just came out.
'Squeak! '
The sound of the screeching brakes of the dilapidated minibus really sounded like the howling of a ghost, with an indescribably eerie flavor.
The minibus slammed on the brakes and stopped.
All the people in the car suddenly staggered and became confused.
"Crush people to death, crush people to death!"
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