Chapter 481: Treat others with their own evil ways.
Chapter 481: Treat others with their own evil ways.
"What the hell? Do you want to listen to what you're saying?" Lu Xiaoli's forehead was throbbing with veins, and he gritted his teeth and said, "I'll count to three. If you keep pretending, you'll have to keep kneeling. One..."
Ouyang Xuanyi didn't even wait for his wife to yell, he immediately admitted his mistake, "Honey, I was wrong, I thought you were another player, I didn't mean to hit you, honey, please forgive me."
"What? You're not pretending anymore?" Lu Xiaoli swung the wooden stick in his hand and snorted coldly, "Little Ouyang Xuanyi, you've grown up so much that you dared to attack your wife?"
Ouyang Xuanyi hugged Lu Xiaoli's waist and cried, "Honey, please forgive me. I won't dare to do it again next time.
Honey, are you hungry? I have some bread, instant noodles, and water. Give them all to you, my wife.
Lu Xiaoli snorted proudly, "I begrudgingly forgive you. Hurry up and get up to find supplies."
Ouyang Xuanyi turned into a little bee and kept buzzing, "Which dormitory do you live in on this floor, honey?"
"Honey, why didn't I see you yesterday?"
"Honey, I'll sleep in your dormitory tonight."
"Are you tired, honey? Let me give you a back massage!"
"Wife, why are you ignoring me? Don't you like me anymore?"
Lu Xiaoli couldn't help but scold, "I like you, I like you to shut up now."
Ouyang Xuanyi quickly made a zipper gesture with his mouth.
The world finally became quiet, and Lu Xiaoli began to look for clues with peace of mind.
According to the instructions of the systems, the space backpack should be in this room, but there is only one cabinet and two boxes in this room, and they are both locked with digital passwords. How can they be opened without the password?
Lu Xiaoli could only glance at the chat group.
[Island Survival System]: "Oh my god, why are these two players so funny? Honey, you're mistaken, I'm not your husband? Hahahaha, that guy named Ouyang Xuanyi is making me laugh to death!"
[Mist Survival System]: "I guess they must be a couple. Look at how cowardly the guy is, kneeling on the ground. He's really henpecked. I really despise him. Unlike me, I always kneel on the power lines. Kneeling on the ground doesn't show any sincerity at all."
[Elevator Survival System]: "@Mist Survival System, you might as well not say anything..."
[Raft Survival System]: "Stop chatting, a bunch of singles, let's watch the game. Do you think player Lu Xiaoli can open the box?"
[Adventure System Kitten]: "I think it can definitely be opened!"
[Natural Disaster System]: "Tsk, I don't believe it. There are two boxes and a cabinet. What is he going to choose? Even if she guesses the password, she can't escape the risk of being killed. There are zombies in the cabinet, vampires in the red box, and zombies in the green box. Tell me, how is she going to survive?"
[Vehicle Survival System]: "That makes sense. What Brother Calamity said makes sense. The space backpack is in the green box, the red box contains zombie costumes, and there's plenty of food in the cabinet. Although there are abundant supplies, the mortality rate is 99%!"
[Maple World Kitten System]: "Just wait, they will definitely pass."
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Lu Xiaoli got the information he needed and started to act.
Since there are monsters inside, this is easy to deal with. Can't we just kill them directly?
Lu Xiaoli took out the axe of the Slit-Mouthed Woman from his backpack and handed it to Ouyang Xuanyi.
"I'm going to open this cabinet in a moment. Just chop hard when I tell you to, okay?"
Ouyang Xuanyi nodded obediently, "Yes, I understand, my dear wife."
Lu Xiaoli took out the master key and opened the cabinet. Although she was quite scared of the zombies inside, she was not afraid at all because her husband was around.
As soon as the cabinet was opened, the zombie let out a terrifying roar, "I want to eat..."
Before the zombie finished howling, Lu Xiaoli handed over a few pieces of paper. "I have red paper, white paper, and green paper here. Which one would you like to choose? There will be a punishment if you choose the wrong one!"
The zombie was confused and took the red paper stupidly.
Lu Xiaoli said with a forced smile, "Congratulations, you got the axe gift pack!"
"Husband, come on~"
Ouyang Xuanyi raised his axe and chopped hard after receiving the slogan.
The zombie howled as it was chopped, and quickly pointed at the white paper.
Lu Xiaoli smiled and congratulated, "Congratulations, you chose the white paper. The punishment is... an axe gift pack."
"Husband, come on~"
The zombie was furious and pointed at the green paper angrily. It thought to itself, "There won't be any mistakes this time, right?"
Lu Xiaoli clapped his hands and congratulated, "Great, you chose the Death Gift Pack!"
"Husband, come on, if you can beat me to death, then beat me to death~"
[Mist Survival System]: "It's unbearable to watch. It's truly unbearable to watch. Is this zombie crazy? Can't he even recognize his colleague's three pieces of paper? As long as you don't choose paper, you can't do anything to him. But on the contrary, if you choose it, you will be punished."
[Island Survival System]: "Who hired this zombie as an NPC? So unprofessional? Shouldn't he be killing players? Why is he even playing a game? I'm speechless."
[Elevator Survival System]: "Okay, stop whining and see how she handles the vampire in the red box. That's a smart NPC!"
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