I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

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Chapter 300 Hurry up and help me go to the toilet

"What? Are you so cowardly? If you take my money and don't do things for me, then get out of here!"

Seeing the bodyguards not moving, Li Shiyi yelled angrily.

Several bodyguards looked hesitant, and their posture was almost driven crazy.

On the one hand, it was the order of his boss Li Shiyi, and on the other hand, it was Miss Yu's family.

No matter who is offended, it is not good for them!

"Master, this, this is Miss Yu Family." A bodyguard turned around and said to Li Shiyi.

"Damn it!" Li Shiyi kicked the bodyguard to the ground with a "bang" kick: "Hit me! Something happened, I resist!"

"Who dares to move?" Yu Shu shouted immediately, "Can he bear it?"

Looking at Yu Shu's firm and pretty face, I couldn't help but admire her!

This is simply a superwoman!

However, I also have some sympathy for those bodyguards. Given the family background of the Yu family, if they really beat Yu Shu and the Yu family pursued them, the Li family would definitely not be able to afford it!

This is not a bragging comparison. Although the Li family is connected to the province, Li Zhengdao and Li Shiyi and his son are in the business after all. Home is fine?

Even if it is not as strong as the Li family's relationship, at least it can be delayed, and the time of delay is enough for the Yu family to destroy the Li family.

Of course, this is still a "good" situation. The worst thing is that the Li family can't afford it, and directly dumps the blame on the few bodyguards present.

Then these bodyguards couldn't bear it anymore, and there was no place to cry when the time came.

The bodyguards were not stupid, they didn't act immediately, but hesitated on the spot with resentment on their faces.

"Li Shiyi, if you are a mad dog, get away, Chen Feng, you can't move!" When Yu Shu said this, he suddenly staggered and fell into my arms.

I was startled, but I didn't dare to let go. This girl just woke up, her body was already weak, and she got so angry again, it's normal for her to be unable to hold on.

But this time, Li Shiyi on the opposite side exploded on the spot, roaring like a mad Tibetan mastiff: "Let her go!"

"Let you be paralyzed!" I cursed at Li Shiyi angrily, then helped Yu Shu to sit on the hospital bed, and said, "You take a rest, I'll come here."

"Are you coming?" Yu Shu looked at me in astonishment.

I smiled slightly: "It's okay to single me out!"

After finishing speaking, I turned around and said to Li Shiyi: "Young Master Li, if you have the guts, you can fight me one-on-one. What's the point of embarrassing the bodyguard?"

As soon as the words fell, Li Shiyi, who was blowing his hair, wilted on the spot like an eggplant beaten by frost, and stopped talking on the spot.

I smiled: "What? You were scared by me just now?"

"Afraid?" Li Shiyi stared at me relentlessly, and was about to speak, when suddenly this guy held his stomach and his facial features twisted.

The sudden change made several bodyguards completely confused, and hurriedly helped Li Shiyi: "Master, what's wrong with you?"

I looked at Li Shiyi who was almost shrunk into a shrimp and said with a smile: "Don't take your young master to the bathroom yet, be careful with your crotch."

Yaya's legs, do you really think that the "Qi Gathering Talisman" that my buddies moved their hands and feet is just a joke?

"You, are you so mean to me?" Li Shiyi pointed at me and cursed tremblingly, turned around and ran out with his legs between his legs and his crotch, shouting as he ran, "Yo, yo, I can't hold back!" Stop it, flax must..."

The few bodyguards were relieved, and they all followed out in a daze.

Yushu and I were the only ones left in the ward.

I breathed a sigh of relief, sat on the sofa and said to Yushu, "Yushu, thank you this time."

Yushu sat on the bed, looked at me and smiled shyly: "Thank you, shouldn't it be all right?"

I jerked violently, feeling bad.

As soon as the idea came up, Yu Shu on the hospital bed suddenly said, "Now, aren't we already boyfriend and girlfriend?"

Fuck me, it really is this rhythm!

"Well, Yu Shu, didn't you just say it was an emergency?" I said hastily.

"No way." Yu Shuqiao blushed almost to the point of bleeding, lowered her head and said, "That was a true confession just now."

"I'll go!" I suddenly lost my composure: "You're taking advantage of others!"

Yaya’s legs, Yushu stepped forward just now, when she said that, I thought she was pulling me and her together in a hurry to hate Li Shiyi, how could this damn come true in a blink of an eye Have boyfriend and girlfriend?

"You don't want to?" Yu Shu suddenly looked up at me.

Just as I was about to speak, Yu Shu suddenly said, "Okay, I'll go tell Li Shiyi that we have nothing to do with each other, and let him figure it out."

I couldn't calm down immediately, this is Chi Guoguo's threat!

But I haven't had any chance to resist!

Just kidding, now I am alone in the central hospital, Director Han is not here, Liu Changge and Monk Sanjie have gone out to the general health care, if Li Shiyi comes back with bodyguards, he can't beat me to death?

"How about it? I'm very democratic. You can choose for yourself. I won't make things difficult for you." Yushu looked at me with a sly smile.

I felt like crying to death on the spot, what kind of democracy is this?Isn't this still a threat?

God, how handsome am I, Chen Feng? As for letting a super rich and beautiful woman like Yushu threaten to play friends with her?

In the past, this kind of thing was like a pie in the sky for me, the kind that could knock me out.

But now, it really doesn't work!

"What, Yushu, I really can't be with you." I said.

As soon as the words fell, Yu Shu's delicate body trembled, tears welled up in her eyes, and she looked at me with red eyes: "I, am I really inferior to Zhou Xiaoqing?"

"No, that's not what I meant." I was a little panicked. To be honest, my buddy really didn't know what to do when he cried to a woman.

After thinking about it, I still opened my mouth to explain: "It's my own fault. I am involved in a lot of terrible things now, and I will die every minute."

I didn't say anything about Gu Xingchen, the ghost king, Yeyoushen, and Chujiang king. They are all in the yin and yang world at this level.

As for that silly girl Zhou Xiaoqing, she did come into my heart, but after such a long period of time, I can see some things aside.

She is a ghost after all, even if I save her from Iron Tree Hell, she will be reincarnated after all.

Perhaps, that girl can only exist in my memory forever, and it is impossible to be together at all.

Putting all these aside, I am also a Mysterious Yin Physique. If I don’t accumulate enough Yin Virtue to suppress my Mysterious Yin Physique’s fate, I will have less than a year to live. Yushu's heart is going to make her sad?

"I'm not afraid, as long as I can be with you, no matter what the danger is, I'm willing to face it with you." Yu Shu looked at me firmly.

I took a deep breath: "But I can only live for less than a year."

"Less than a year!" Yu Shu's complexion changed drastically, and he lowered his head in thought.

Looking at Yu Shu's appearance, I feel a little helpless. Although it is cruel to reject her like this, there is nothing I can do. I hope she can figure it out.

But at this moment, Yushu suddenly raised his head and said to me sadly: "Chen Feng, hurry up, help me to the toilet!"

Chapter 301 Good cabbage was arched by pigs

"What's the matter?"

I was dumbfounded on the spot, and immediately realized that Yu Shu was about to start excreting Yin Qi, commonly known as "diarrhea"!

But isn't this just kidding me?

She went to the toilet with a girl and asked me to help her?

"Why are you standing there? Hurry up and help me go to the toilet!" Seeing me stunned, Yu Shu blushed and yelled at me, not knowing whether it was in a hurry or shyly.

"Well, why don't I call a nurse for you?" I said, asking me to help Yu go to the toilet, this is simply too criminal!

"It's too late!" Suddenly, Yushu looked anxious and struggled to get up to run to the toilet, but as soon as his feet hit the ground, he staggered and threw himself into my arms.

Well, this girl is too imaginary!

I don't dare to continue talking, if Yushu really pulls his pants down, this super Bai Fumei will be ruined directly.

"Well, I'll help you to the toilet, and I'll wait for you at the door later." I helped Yu Shu into the toilet, the toilet in the VIP ward was a sitting toilet, and I supported Yu Shu to sit on it.

Before I could go out, Yu Shu started to take off his pants in a panic, which made my skull almost fly up, turned around and hurried out of the toilet, closed the door and leaned against the door, panting hard.

Yaya's legs, this is so exciting!

"Uh-huh……"

In the toilet, Yu Shu groaned slightly.

My mouth was dry for a while, my heart was beating faster, and I couldn't help but start to fill in the pictures in my mind.

About 5 minutes later, there was a sound of flushing the toilet in the toilet.

pat!

The toilet door opened, and Yushu leaned against the wall with a pale face. I glanced at her, and I really wanted to help her back to the hospital bed. Suddenly, Yushu's tender body softened and fell directly into my arms, softly Said: "I, I'm exhausted."

I panicked all of a sudden, and wanted to help Yu Shu up, but at this moment, a voice suddenly sounded: "What are you doing?"

I was shocked all over, and turned my head to see, Yuyue Mountain!

Yu Yueshan was wearing a hospital gown and sitting in a wheelchair. He was staring at me and Yu Shu who were standing in the doorway of the toilet, dumbfounded.

I was confused on the spot, Yaya's legs, why are you here at this time?

Just as I was about to explain, Yu Yueshan in the wheelchair raised his finger and pointed at me and Yushu: "You, you... are you trying to piss me off? Yushu, you are a girl, why don't you know how to be more reserved? ?”

I'm a little confused, Yu Shu went to the toilet, why is it being reserved?

Thinking about it, I subconsciously glanced at Yu Shu in my arms, hiss...something has happened!

Just now when Yushu wanted to go to the toilet, he "teared" with me. The top buttons of his hospital gown were loosened by two, revealing a large white area on his chest. When Yushu opened the toilet door just now, he was paralyzed In my arms, a large snow-white just facing me.

Moreover, it was still in such an ambiguous place as the toilet.

No wonder Yuyue Mountain reacted like this.

Paralyzed, I have a big deal on the table!

I was in a hurry just now, Yushu and I didn't care about these at all, now that Yuyueshan got involved, I just noticed, but Yuyueshan caught me right away, how should I explain?

I was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. Suddenly, Yu Shu in my arms muttered: "Feng, Fengzi, I, I, I am so tired, my whole body is numb, and I have no energy."

Immediately I felt like crying to death, aunt, you are confused, you just want to blow up your father's powder keg by saying such a sentence at this juncture?

The speaker has no intention and the listener intends, is there any?

The current scene, plus her words, as long as it is a normal adult, it will make up an indescribable scene!

I subconsciously looked at Yuyue Mountain at the door. Sure enough, Yuyue Mountain was blushing with a thick neck, and his chest heaved violently, glaring at me like a man-eating beast.

I gulped down my saliva and said, "Yu, Uncle Yu, I have to explain this to you..."

"Explain what? I've seen it all!" Yu Yueshan interrupted me, gave me a deadly stare, then slapped me on the forehead, and sighed: "My good cabbage was kicked by a pig!"

I suddenly felt pain in my stomach: "Uncle Yu, are you calling me a pig?"

"Why, could there be someone else?" Yu Yueshan glared at me angrily, probably if he hadn't been sitting weakly in a wheelchair, he would have rushed up and punched me twice.

Before I could speak, Yu Yueshan slapped his forehead again: "Oh... too fast, too fast, my family's good cabbage was suddenly kicked by a pig, it's a crime, a crime!"

Saying that, Yuyue Mountain didn't give me any chance to explain at all, rolled the wheelchair and left the ward with a resentful expression on his face, and slammed the door of the ward shut by the way.

I looked at the closed door of the ward, and I was going crazy, didn't I bring something like this?

Isn't this an obvious "framing"?The yellow mud falls off the crotch, if it is not flying, it is flying!

Moreover, Yuyue Mountain is angry with me, so why do you have to use cabbage and pigs to describe Yushu and me?Is there any reason?

"Help me, help me, go to bed." Yushu said weakly in his arms.

Full of aggrieved stomach, I helped her to the bed, and once she had a diarrhea, Yushu's face became a little pale, and she lay on the bed and looked at me with a smile.

"Sister, your father wronged me to be a pig who spoiled your good cabbage, why are you still laughing?" I said.

"Isn't that great?" Yu Shu smiled, "Chen Feng, no matter what the future holds, as long as I can be with you, I will bear it with you."

After finishing speaking, Yu Shu closed his eyes and fell into a coma.

I was stunned for a moment, looking at Yushu, my heart was pulled hard, my chest seemed to be stuffed with stones, and it seemed like tens of millions of thoughts were mixed together like rotten cotton wool.