0p0 Chapter 141 Deadpool?
Chapter 141 Deadpool?
"Hehehe, stick your butt up and lift your tail, let me see if you are a male or female dragon."
As he said that, the pervert in the red tights walked towards Ronnie, rubbing his hands together and loosening his belt as he walked.
Ronnie: (ー`′ー)
Pointing at the pervert in red tights, Ronnie gathered the power of chaos at his fingertips and transformed it into destructive thunder. In just a moment, the upper body of the pervert in red tights blew up and turned into nothingness.
However, to Ronnie's surprise, in just a blink of an eye, the red tights were restored to their original state, and there was no sign of damage to the clothes.
This recovery speed can no longer be explained by speed, it's more like... resetting itself.
"Hehehe, very wild, I like it."
The pervert in red tights pulled out the double knives from his back and slashed at Ronnie. The blades flashed a cold light, an absolutely sharp weapon.
But when it hit Ronnie, it broke directly into two pieces, and there was not even a white mark left on the scales that were hit.
Originally, seeing his miraculous recovery ability, Ronnie thought he was a strong man, but... is that all?
As if he was not embarrassed at all, the pervert in the red tights retracted the long knife which was restored in the next second and began to search his trouser pockets.
"Okay, I know I can't be tough, it will make me look like a scumbag, although I don't care, but..."
The pervert in red tights pulled out a crumpled five-dollar bill and a disposable balloon.
"That's all I have. I hope you don't ask too much."
Ronnie: …
Seeing this idiot talking to himself and dressed like a god, Ronnie tried to speak.
"Are you Deadpool? Wade Wilson?"
"Oh? So you know me."
The pervert called Deadpool was a little surprised by the words, then he just lay on his side on the ground, supporting his head, posing like a very charming lady.
"That's easy. You're my fan, right? How about I give it to you for free? Do you want to be on top or on the bottom? I'm not picky. After all, you know that I can even harm myself in the parallel world..."
Before he could finish his words, Ronnie slapped him on the head, ending his chattering.
But just like before, this pervert returned to normal the next second, complaining non-stop.
"Hey, man, why do you always blow my head off? Just like some petty and idiotic idiot, he always likes to shoot me in the head with a gun...blah blah blah...waibi waibi..."
The words of this pervert were like the sound of a devil. Ronnie even felt that he was more terrifying than the mutterings of chaos.
Ronnie couldn't stand it anymore, so he condensed and compressed the power of chaos to the extreme in his palm, and was ready to completely destroy this idiot.
Seeing this, the pervert was slightly surprised, then looked indifferent, put his hands behind his head, and lay down with his legs crossed.
Then the power of chaos enveloped this abnormality. The energy that was enough to destroy everything was compressed to the extreme, destroying everything it touched into nothingness. The spreading aftermath spread out layers of ripples, and all the living and dead things around began to distort.
Looking at the smooth pit in front of him that seemed to be erased by space, Ronnie breathed a sigh of relief. Although he admitted that he was a fool, compared with this pervert, he was absolutely normal.
Just as Ronnie was about to turn around and leave, he heard a sound of flesh moving.
Following the sound, Ronnie discovered that in the big pit, a mass of twisted and squirming white flesh appeared from nothing, then expanded and compressed, turning back into that abnormal shape.
Ronnie frowned and had a guess in his mind.
He instantly appeared in front of the pervert, grabbed a stone and stuffed it into his mouth to prevent him from speaking, then swung out the sharp blade and cut most of his chest in half.
As expected, the body of the abnormal being did not contain the flesh, blood and organs of a normal creature, but instead countless strange white foams that were twisted and entangled together.
Apart from the red tights on the outside, this pervert's body is made entirely of white foam.
Just as Ronnie was thinking, the recovered pervert spoke.
"The attack just now was actually the power of chaos, and it was very pure, almost the same as that of an ancient god. Xiaolonglong, what exactly are you? An ancient god with nothing to do? It doesn't look like that, but a normal creature that could master this level of chaos power would have been assimilated long ago. I'm getting more and more curious about you, and I can't help but want to have a beneficial exercise with you. Hehehe, slurp."
Ignoring the pervert's stupid words and actions, Ronnie narrowed his eyes at him.
"You really do know the Ancient God. Are you his clone or his follower?"
Hearing Ronnie's question, the pervert shrugged.
"I am neither the incarnation of the ancient god nor his follower. If you can let me..."
Before he could finish his words, Ronnie raised his hand, took out a gold brick and threw it on the ground.
Seeing the glittering gold brick, the pervert immediately shut up, rubbed his hands, picked it up, and then stuffed it into his crotch.
Ronnie: …
No matter how you look at it, this guy is not normal.
I shook my head and stopped thinking about it.
"Can you tell me who you are?"
Regarding this pervert who looks very similar to Deadpool, Ronnie guessed that he would be the same as Deadpool in other aspects, so Ronnie took out the gold brick.
And this pervert was just as Ronnie had guessed. After receiving the gold bricks, he told everything about himself.
This starts with an ancient god who had nothing to do. The ancient god separated a part of himself. Originally, he wanted to create an avatar like other ancient gods, but by mistake, he separated out a mass of extremely chaotic thing without any thoughts or soul. To the main god, this thing was like the excrement of normal creatures.
The ancient god was very disgusted with this and then threw it into the void.
Then, this chaos floated in the void and fell on a reincarnation.
And this reincarnationist is a mentally ill person in District 4. As everyone knows, being a reincarnationist is a very dangerous profession and he might die one day.
This reincarnation is very afraid of death, so he thought of Deadpool, the idiot who can never die in the Marvel world. In addition, his personality is similar to Deadpool, and he is also a big fan of Deadpool.
Therefore, this reincarnation exchanged Deadpool's abilities from the Lord God. Not only that, he also exchanged other Deadpool's equipment.
During a mission, he was hit in the face by the chaos and then merged into it.
With the memories and souls of the reincarnated, this chaos gradually developed its own thoughts and became what it is today.
As for his strange recovery ability, he is an ancient god after all. Even if he is regarded as excrement by the ancient gods, he is still the excrement of the ancient gods.
Therefore, this chaos has the immortality and vast knowledge similar to those of the ancient gods. Because the knowledge is too chaotic and has almost no connection, coupled with the influence of the stupid reincarnation, it has created something that is almost the same as the original Deadpool.
Fortunately, apart from the bug in his recovery ability, everything else is similar to normal creatures, without the contamination of the ancient gods.
After hearing this, Ronnie looked strange.
"So, you're just a pile of excrement?"
Hearing this, Deadpool snorted coldly.
"You forgot the point. It's the excrement of the ancient gods."
Ronnie: …
He couldn't remember how many times he had remained silent, so he simply ignored Deadpool and turned away.
However, no matter where Ronnie goes, even using teleportation, Deadpool can always find him and stick to Ronnie like a dog-skin plaster.
In his words, it's normal for Deadpool to appear anywhere.
After Ronnie threw a gold brick and turned on his truth mode, we learned that he sold some knowledge to the Lord God and got a lot of reward points from the Lord God. He then used these reward points to exchange for various props, which were varied and everything you could imagine.
However, there was not a single normal item. For example, he exchanged for a lot of props that could teleport to a designated location but would randomly lose body organs. Anyway, with his recovery ability, he could restore the body even if it was gone, so he was not afraid at all.
And these props are all defective products from the main god without exception. The reincarnator will not even look at them, but when they come to him, they become treasures, and the main god is also happy to exchange these defective products for this sand sculpture.
As for why Deadpool likes gold bricks, in his own words, it is not he who likes it, but Deadpool who likes it, and this is in line with his character.
Seeing that he couldn't get rid of this dog-skin plaster and he could do nothing about him, Ronnie simply ignored him and did what he had to do.
On the other side of the Abyss Eye World, a huge figure seemed to be sensing something, standing there silently.
Its body is nearly three hundred meters long, and its main body is composed of multiple tentacles twisted and entangled like octopus tentacles, suspended in mid-air. The tentacles are covered with black hard spines that keep swimming. The arrangements and combinations of these spines are either graphics or text. Each frame is extremely complex. At first glance, it seems to be a disordered combination, but upon closer inspection, there is an inexplicable pattern.
Above these, there is a golden eye like a crystal ball, with a cross-shaped pupil and an iris with a strange pattern that looks like a combination of thorns, but even more mysterious, constantly emitting some kind of extremely intense and strange fluctuations.
At this time, Yu Jin, who was wearing a white windbreaker, looked at the creature in front of him and spoke slowly.
"Yuanyan, the battle has begun. Tell me your purpose. I don't think you will be so kind as to give up the resources of this world."
The creature called the Abyss Eye turned its single eye and looked at the tiny embers at its feet.
"I am an abandoned person. Now I have found the God I believe in. Other things are no longer important to me. You can take what you want as long as you have the ability to do so."
"That's different from what you said before."
Ember frowned slightly, recalling a certain strange dragon.
"The God you are talking about, is it him?"
Yuanyan neither confirmed nor denied, he just spoke in a calm tone, but beneath the calmness, there was a hint of madness and fanaticism that could not be ignored.
"I don't know why the gods appear in this form, but I feel that I need to restore the gods to their proper form."
Yu Jin stared at the huge monster in front of him in silence, pondering his words in his heart. After a moment, he asked, "What are you going to do?"
Yuanyan's voice was filled with fanaticism: "I will do everything I can to restore the gods to their original form. This must be my mission. I am not an outcast."
As Yuanyan's words rang out, an extremely strange humming sound continued to spread, making the surrounding objects, which had already been distorted and twisted by the power of chaos, even more strange.
Looking at Abyss Eye in this state, Yu Jin narrowed his eyes.
"You are dangerous now. Maybe I should get rid of you."
Hearing this, Yuanyan regained his composure and stared at the embers with his one eye.
"I have no doubt that you can do it, but the price will be too high for you."
As he spoke, Yuanyan turned his gaze into the distance.
"I hope you won't influence me. In exchange, I can give you this world. You can do whatever you want, and I won't get involved."
Yu Jin took a deep look at Yuan Yan, and then his figure slowly disappeared from the spot.
On Ronnie's side, as he gradually approached the Atmospheric Cyclops, more and more Chaos Derivatives appeared around him, and their strength became stronger and stronger. Even eighth-order Chaos Derivatives had begun to appear.
After killing a hundred-meter-long eighth-order chaos derivative, Ronnie's expression couldn't help but become solemn.
Although these chaos derivatives pose no threat to him, they may not be the masterminds behind the world becoming what it is.
And the closer he got to his destination, the more Ronnie could clearly feel that there was something attracting him.
Perhaps the things that attract me over there can solve my current predicament.
Just as Ronnie was thinking about this, Deadpool came out from behind the eighth-level chaos derivative.
Normally, Deadpool is the excrement of the ancient gods, and as long as he does not actively attack, these chaos derivatives will ignore him.
But Sha Diao was courting death and said he wanted to help Ronnie, but he was swallowed by the chaos derivative.
And it is easy to imagine where he came from, just look at Ronnie's disgusted expression.
Deadpool was very unhappy when he saw Ronnie's gloomy expression.
"Hey, hey, hey, man, I'm helping you. Even if I don't want to repay you with my body, it should be okay to have sex with me."
"roll!"
Seeing Ronnie turn around and leave, Deadpool was used to it and hurriedly followed him, but he didn't show any intention of stopping.
"I am a legend after all. Didn't you say before that you were my fan? As an idol, I will definitely help a little fan like you."
"First of all, I'm not your fan, that's what you said yourself. Secondly, you want to help me with your excrement, haha..."
Ronnie sneered and pointed to the side.
"You'd be better off finding a hole to bury yourself. At least you can become fertilizer and make some contribution to the world."
Along the way, Ronnie's disgust and Deadpool's shamelessness have become the norm. Ronnie also went from being afraid of being infected by this idiot, to later he couldn't help but fight back, and now to the current quarrel, he can be said to have been assimilated.
"Then you have to tell me what you are going to do, right?"
"This has nothing to do with you."
"Don't say that. After all, I have a connection with the ancient gods. I have a lot of knowledge and can definitely help you."
"Then do you know what that giant atmospheric eye over there is?"
Hearing this, Deadpool looked in the direction Ronnie pointed, touched his chin and pondered for a moment.
"Mm, what a big chrysanthemum. I can't help myself."
Ronnie: …
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I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
Damn, the card was reviewed yesterday, but it was only issued today, ?╭╮?