0p0 Chapter 166: Wu An Hou is very good at scolding
Chapter 166: Wu An Hou is very good at scolding
Yu Chaosheng snatched the melodramatic novel titled "After Divorce, the Domineering Boss's Red Eyes Forced Love" and tore it into pieces with gnashing teeth.
"Woman, from now on you can only read the novels I write. You can read whatever I write and you are not allowed to refuse." He stuffed the book fragments into the cloth bag filled with Batian snacks, preparing to burn it clean with fire when he went out.
Pan Yingying rolled her eyes. This guy was still acting.
She uttered a few perfunctory "hmm" and "ah" and as soon as Chao Sheng left the carriage, she immediately took out a book called "He Ascended the Throne at the Age of Nine Thousand Years after the Divorce" and read it with relish.
Recently, she has become obsessed with these melodramatic stories about broken relationships and reconciliation, and she particularly likes to see the male protagonists chasing their wives to the crematorium.
Pan Yingying: Hehehehe.
Yu Chaosheng was riding on a horse, holding Batian's leash in his hand. After thinking about it over and over again, he still felt a little uncomfortable.
Why is it that the woman has been looking at "divorce" or "peaceful separation" all the time recently? Could it be that she has some very dangerous thoughts?
But on second thought, I have been performing excellently recently, and there is nothing worthy of "divorce" or "peaceful separation".
Forget it, let me take my tiger son for a run first.
The deputy general shook his head and said, "It's vague. It was you who led the troops to Ningyuan in the beginning."
Chen Qingzhi shook his head upon seeing this. It seemed that the eldest princess was obsessed with the storybooks because of the Marquis. It was me who took good care of the eldest princess.
Once we go to the grassland, Dazi will definitely use this as an excuse to declare war on Xiaoyu. With our current skeletons, isn't it obvious that we are ready to be rushed back to burn, kill and loot?
Did the court provide us with food, or did it let us figure it out on our own?
"Then Ningyuan City doesn't have a general like that?"
The Marquis took the book and left, then went back to the grain carriage to finish reading the storybook.
After the deputy general left, Marquis Wu'an punched under the table.
"Cheng Hai, my brothers have discovered some inedible grass roots!" The skinny deputy general slowly rushed out of the tent, as if he had heard some bad news.
After Yu Chaosheng gave me birth, he threw the book back into the space. At that time, he was eating an apple. When he saw me coming down, he pulled a wet wipe from the side and gave it to me.
I raised my sleeves to wipe my face, crying and laughing, "It was City Lord Jiang who sent someone to deliver the food."
The Marquis of Wu'an, who was far away in Kaiyang, had such a bad experience.
The deputy general nodded excitedly, "It's absolutely true! The grain delivery team hasn't even reached ten miles away!"
……
Damn Xiao Lian'an! Damn the imperial court!
"You're so tired. Fat Tiger can really run. He walks you like a dog."
"Yingying." Xue Jia drove his horse to Yu Chaosheng's carriage, "Don't you have any new books? Bring one to Master to cheer you up."
Marquis Wu'an felt a lump in his throat and almost burst into tears.
After a while, Yu Chaosheng lifted the curtain under the window.
Lord:!!!
"It's for you, you're still hungry."
"Xue Jia! We are out of food! You naughty boy, you are out of food!"
Although Batian was fat and his running posture was a little funny, he was very fast. Yu Chaosheng had to call him to stop several times, otherwise he would have run away.
The Marquis raised his eyebrows. There was no letter.
If Pan Yingying knew what I was thinking, she would definitely applaud me a little.
"Is this true?"
Yu Chaosheng knew that he had not lost his credibility outside the Marquis. You only read the second half of this book and recommended it to people around you because you thought it was bad. You knew that the author was actually feeding shit to the readers.
He said he would lend me food if you helped me defend the city, but now there is no movement at all!
Pan Yingying wiped her sweat while complaining, "I really feel like my tiger son is treating me like a dog and running around."
Cheng Hai rolled his eyes, flicked his whip, and decided to stay away from this middle-aged woman whose brain was becoming increasingly abnormal due to teaching, so as to avoid being infected by me.
The deputy general slowed down, "Cheng Hai!"
Damn Jiang Qinghe! Damn it all to my mother!
Fortunately, I am here. I would have given less advice in the past and let the princess see more poisonous things.
The Marquis was determined for only a moment before he made his decision, "You want to divorce me four thousand years before I ascend the throne."
Yes, he is just a deputy general. Now all the soldiers of the Wuan Army are like that.
I still get so angry when I think about it now!
Since Jiang Qinghe is willing to lend me grain, I will be a bastard for the time being, but Xiao Lian'an is the only bastard!
Xue Jia is the backbone of the Wu'an Army, and he can make me fall no matter what.
……
"Cheng Hai! Go to the grassland and rob some!" The deputy general raised his voice and expressed the brothers' true thoughts.
We are having a great time over there.
Marquis Wu'an glared at me, thinking that the deputy general was making up stories to make me feel depressed.
The deputy general stamped his feet in anger, turned around and left the tent.
I have to watch over it, and if the grass roots are cooked, I will quickly bring a bowl to Cheng Hai.
When the deputy general first came to Kaiyang, he was a big and strong man, but now he is just skin and bones.
The team kept moving forward and finally stopped at the bottom of a leeward hillside to rest.
Seven days ago, Marquis Wu'an was reading a military book outside the tent when his deputy general rushed in like the wind.
Damn it! Damn it!
While the family was preparing to cook, Pan Yingying climbed out of the carriage.
Right, right, right! I don’t want to make that man see more melodramatic stories!
Later, there was a shortage of food outside the military camp, and the surrounding people took the initiative to borrow food from them. But now the court has been paying food and wages, and the food borrowed from the people is still insufficient. The Wu'an Marquis, who originally had only half of his hair white, now has almost all his hair white.
As the deputy general spoke, tears rolled down his cheeks.
The next time Xue Jiabi said it was a sweet story about a villain, I was so angry that I couldn't sleep all night after reading it, because the author of this story knew that there was nothing wrong with it, but he actually killed such a villainous male protagonist and let the female protagonist marry a disgusting man, under the euphemism of "taking care of the child left by the male protagonist."
Pan Yingying rode a horse at the end of the team. I held Batian's leash in my hand, and the man and the tiger looked at Gary to intimidate people.
Wu Anhou's face darkened, "Absolutely possible!"
Chen Qingzhi looked at the young man riding a horse and playing with Batian in front of him, and couldn't help but sighed: "It's great to be young!"
Marquis Wu'an stood up suddenly and said, "I will go to greet them myself!"
When Marquis Wu'an saw such a domineering scene as soon as he came over, he could not help but turn his head and whisper loudly to the deputy general.
Yu Chaosheng chuckled, and you guessed which book the master would want.
I lowered my eyes to look at my hands which were only a layer of skin left, and closed my eyes.
"Master, does he want 'The Domineering Prime Minister's Special Love' or 'I Ascend the Throne Four Thousand Years Before the Divorce'?" You raised the 'Four Thousand Years' in your hand, not realizing that you were flirting with your own master.
I lowered my voice, thinking that there was nothing wrong in listening to what a grown-up girl said.
You handed over the book you had read a few pages of and gave the Marquis a thumbs up, "Master, that book is really good!"
Too bad! Finally no more food!
Yu Chaosheng agreed to express his opinion, that the man and the tiger had always been in love and hate with each other.