Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

Chapter 308 Mr. Spiritual 2



Chapter 308 Mr. Spiritual 2

Ren Yinyin shut his mouth and wished he would die!

Is it so cheap to hire a Taoist priest?

No wonder Huang Baiwan had hired nine people before but failed to get the job done. With such little money, how could he possibly hire someone capable?

Shi Shaojian looked around, then looked at Mao Shanming and smiled slightly. They were sure to make money today!

……

After collecting the silver coins, Mao Shanming asked everyone to step back and give him space to cast the spell.

He quickly took off his outer robe and turned it over, revealing the apricot-yellow Taoist robe underneath.

Ren Yinyin frowned. Is there such a thing?

Next, Mao Shanming’s words made Ren Yinyin even more suspicious whether this guy was a liar?

"First use courtesy, then force. Listen to me, my name is Mao Shanming, and I'm entrusted by Huang Baiwan to clean up the mess!" As he said this, he made a casting motion and began to stomp his feet.

Then, muttering something again, he nimbly jumped onto the table and threw a piece of talisman paper onto the door...

Okay, Ren Yinyin is sure, this is a liar!

Not only was the spiritual power of the talisman paper weak, but the incantation that Maoshan Ming chanted was also a mess and incomprehensible, as if it was made up at random.

"Brother, this Maoshan Ming is not only a swindler, but he even dares to use the name of Maoshan. He really doesn't know how to live or die!" Ren Yinyin said angrily.

Shi Shaojian patted Ren Yinyin's shoulder comfortingly, "Yinyin, don't be angry. I'll teach him a lesson later."

Mao Shanming's actions were quite intimidating, but had no effect at all. He threw the two umbrellas into the room and waited.

After a while, the umbrella was thrown out and almost hit Mao Shanming.

"Oh, you don't know how to appreciate it!" Mao Shanming walked into the room aggressively with a magic sword in his hand.

When Mao Shanming entered the room, everyone in the Huang family stretched their necks to see how he subdued the evil spirit.

Everyone in the yard only heard crackling sounds coming from the room. At first, they could hear Mao Shanming's questioning, ghost cries, and bursts of screams.

After a while, a little devil in Qing Dynasty official uniform ran out, baring his teeth and claws, and started to scare everyone in the yard.

Everyone fled in all directions. Shi Shaojian pulled Ren Yin to the edge and watched the farce.

"Help, Taoist priest, help!" Huang Baiwan was targeted by the little ghost and was chased by him, screaming continuously.

Ren Yinyin and Shi Shaojian in the yard watched coldly. They could see that the little ghost had no anger or resentment, but instead looked like a mischievous child.

"Master Huang, put the banknote on its face!" Mao Shanming inside the door shouted. He was too busy to take action at this moment because he was busy subduing "another evil ghost".

Huang Baiwan exclaimed "Ah", reluctant to part with the banknotes. He looked at Ren Yinyin and Shi Shaojian, but they tacitly looked away in advance and did not look at Huang Baiwan.

"There is cinnabar on the banknote, which can ward off evil spirits. Hurry up and stick it on!" Mao Shanming seemed to know that Huang Baiwan would rather die than give up his wealth, and continued to urge him.

There was no other way, Huang Baiwan heartbrokenly put the smallest denomination silver note on the kid’s forehead.

"Hey, how much did you pay?" Mao Shanming asked.

"Fifty taels!" Huang Baiwan replied with a grin, feeling heartbroken.

"Hehe, fifty taels is not enough. Look, it's still moving!" Following Mao Shanming's words, the originally motionless little ghost screamed and approached Huang Baiwan.

"Ah, how much taels do I need to stick on it?"

"Five hundred taels!"

Seeing that the little ghost's claws were about to scratch Huang Baiwan's face, he had no choice but to stick the largest-denomination silver note on the little ghost's forehead.

Mao Shanming, who was always keeping an eye on the situation in the yard, saw this and nodded with satisfaction. Hehe, it’s time to call it a day!

……

Huang Baiwan walked over to Mao Shanming who was packing up his things and asked in confusion, "Hey, we've seen it before, it was clearly a female ghost! How could it be..."

"Female ghost?" Mao Shanming looked around in horror, forced a smile, and explained, "Haha, ghosts are ever-changing!"

Before he could finish his words, the servants who had been sent into the room to clean up the things came running out one after another, shouting, "Ghost! There's a ghost!"

"There are still ghosts, Taoist priest!" Huang Baiwan and several servants forcibly pushed Mao Shanming into the room, "Hurry up and take them all away!"

As soon as Mao Shanming entered, the door closed automatically.

……

When the Huang family members in the yard heard the ghostly howling in the room, they were so scared that they stepped back and huddled together.

"Oh, another liar!" Huang Baiwan's wife shook her head and complained to Huang Baiwan, "Master, can't you spend more money and hire a reputable and genuine Taoist priest?"

"What do you know, a woman like you?" Huang Baiwan glared at his wife and lectured her, "Those famous Taoist priests charge exorbitant fees. Do you think our family's money comes from the wind?"

"If I hadn't been careful with my finances, I wouldn't have been able to build up my current fortune!"

"You can't rely on luck. Maybe you just happen to meet a Taoist priest who charges low fees but has great skills?" Huang Baiwan's wife said dissatisfiedly.

Huang Baiwan winked at his wife, motioning her to look at Ren Yinyin and Shi Shaojian standing in the yard, "Aren't there two spares?"

Spending little money to accomplish great things is the way to preserve your family!

With the chaotic sounds of "Aiya, Aiya," and "Crackling," Mao Shanming flew out of the door and fell in the yard.

Mao Shanming turned over and got up, holding his umbrella and was about to escape.

"Hey, Taoist priest, have you captured the ghost?" Huang Baiwan jumped out to stop Mao Shanming and asked viciously.

Mao Shanming adjusted his tilted hat, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Master Huang, the ghost in your house is too fierce. I need to prepare some more magic tools. I don't have enough for today, so I'll come back tomorrow..."

"Hmph, you are fooling people!" Huang Baiwan stretched out his hand and several servants came forward to hold Mao Shanming down.

"Give it to me!" Huang Baiwan took out his banknotes and put them away, then waved to the servant, signaling him to drag the man out and beat him up.

After Huang Baiwan dealt with Mao Shanming, he turned to look at the calm Ren Yinyin and Shi Shaojian, with a little more expectation in his eyes.

The person who can remain calm at this time must have some skills.

"Two young masters, now it's up to you."

Ren Yinyin patted his chest and said confidently, "Don't worry, Master Huang, we will definitely help you solve this haunted matter."

"But, the price..." Ren Yinyin rubbed his fingers, his meaning was very clear.

The smile on Huang Baiwan's face froze, and he took out two small red envelopes from his pocket with a painful look on his face.

The white and tender fingers shook left and right twice, and Ren Yinyin continued to look at Huang Baiwan.

Huang Baiwan, who understood the meaning, sighed and took out a fifty-liang silver note and placed it in Ren Yinyin's palm.

Satisfied, Ren Yinyin withdrew his hand and winked at Shi Shaojian.

Senior brother, come on!

Shi Shaojian took out a compass from his bag. The compass needle was spinning wildly, indicating that the surrounding area was filled with extremely heavy yin energy.

Ren Yinyin, holding a peach wood sword, and Shi Shaojian carefully entered the room to investigate.

Suddenly, several dark shadows emerged from a dark corner, pouncing on them with bared fangs and claws. Ren Yinyin was quick-witted and swift-witted. He brandished his peach wood sword, muttered something, and with a flick of his hand, several talismans flew out, temporarily forcing the shadows back.

"You're going too far!" A female ghost in white pointed angrily at Ren Yinyin and the other man, "If you don't want to die, don't mess with us."

"People live in the world of the living, and ghosts live in the underworld. They each have their own place to live. How can you occupy someone else's house?" Ren Yinyin thought that he should use courtesy first and force later. If words can make the point, he could save some energy.

"It's not us who occupied their yang house. It's the Huang family who wanted to get a bargain and bought our yin house. They built a house on my family's cemetery. They robbed our home!" said the female ghost angrily.


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