0p0 Chapter 195 The Benefits of Having Horns on Your Head
Chapter 195 The Benefits of Having Horns on Your Head
(I haven't read any sweet romance novels, but I feel like this chapter should be pretty sweet.)
"Come on, let's go to the store and buy you some new clothes. I feel uncomfortable seeing you wearing this black outfit every day."
The Great Tree King stopped in front of a shop.
After carefully examining the styles of the clothes in the store, she pulled Bai Mu into the store without saying a word.
Pulled along by the Great Tree King, Shiraki could only instinctively move forward.
However, when Shiraki saw the name of the clothing store, he was stunned.
[****Women's Clothing]
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After dragging the white wood, this portable wallet, into the store, the Great Tree King left the white wood aside.
She then began selecting clothes from the store, guided by a salesperson.
"Ah~ so it was for myself, you scared me."
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He found something resembling a stool in the shop and sat down, then began fiddling with the Liyue modules.
"Wow, this woman actually dared to publicly insult me on the internet?!"
As soon as he opened the Liyue module, Shiraki saw some information about himself, as well as some private messages that Shadow had sent him.
However, after seeing some content on the Moon Network, Shiraki learned that the person currently using the Shadow Moon Module was General Raid.
Seeing the overwhelming amount of abuse directed at her account online, Bai Mu decided to add fuel to the fire.
Finding Ying's account in his friend list and opening the private messages, Bai Mu discovered several insults sent to him by General Lei Dian.
However, these insults such as "bad guy," "stupid dragon," and "I'll chop you to pieces" had no effect on Shiraki.
"Let me show you what the art of language really is."
Bai Mu opened the chat box, typed in two words, and sent them to General Lei Dian.
[stupid*]
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Castle tower.
After a period of internal struggle, General Raiden once again picked up the Liyue Module.
She realized she had been too concerned about the opinions of mortals. Now that she thought about it, as a deity, she could simply ignore the opinions of mere mortals.
While browsing through the information on the Liyue module, General Raiden suddenly noticed a message in the chat box in the friends list.
Upon seeing this sudden message, General Thunder was overjoyed.
"That stupid dragon must have seen the message I sent him, right?"
"I wonder what kind of expression he'll have when he sees me hurling insults at him?"
"Are you feeling suffocated and unable to breathe? Or will you come directly to challenge me to a duel?"
As he thought about it, a smile unconsciously crept onto General Thunder's face.
However, after she opened the chat window with Shiraki, that smile vanished as if it had been erased by an eraser.
"stupid*?"
After whispering the contents of the chat box, General Thunder felt a tightness in his chest.
She realized how pale and powerless her scathing, essay-like insults to Bai Mu were compared to these two.
The moment those two words were uttered, General Leidian's insults towards Bai Mu were like a punch landing on cotton.
Moreover, this is the kind of cotton that comes with the "Thorns 3" effect.
General Thunder felt as if Bai Mu's disdain had struck him hard through those two words, leaving him breathless.
Most importantly, when faced with those two words, I had absolutely no idea how to respond.
"Whoosh..."
At this moment, General Thunder was clutching his chest tightly, panting heavily.
If she weren't a doll, she'd probably suffocate from holding it in by now.
"That wretched, stupid dragon, it actually studied in secret."
General Thunder, defiant, squeezed out these words through gritted teeth.
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"Kujo!"
After calming himself down a bit, General Raiden summoned his general, Kujo Sara.
"Lord General."
Kujo Sara approached General Raiden and called out cautiously.
She had just received news that her family had been overtaken by a Liyue person with the tacit approval of General Thunder.
In addition, Raiden General's recent behavior has been somewhat strange, so much so that Kujo Sara is now extremely cautious when facing Raiden General.
They were afraid that General Thunder might be dissatisfied and surpass them as well.
"Find me some books that can improve my language skills, and come back quickly!"
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"Hey, trash."
Upon seeing the period in the message General Raiden sent him, Shiraki picked his nose and gave a disdainful look.
In this world, the word "idiot" is practically a game-changer. Even skirmishers probably wouldn't know how to deal with it, let alone the not-so-intelligent puppet that is General Thunder.
"Ugh, how disgusting!"
The Great Tree King had already chosen her clothes sometime earlier, and now she was standing in front of Bai Mu, looking at him with disgust as he picked his nose.
Even knowing that Shiraki, as a god, doesn't actually have boogers in his nose.
But seeing Shiraki's action, the Great Tree King would feel inexplicably disgusted.
"Boom~"
Pulling his finger out of his nostril, Shiraki then reached out to the Great Tree King.
"Let me carry it for you."
"Go away, don't come here and disgust me."
The Great Tree King slapped away the white wood's outstretched hand with a look of disgust.
In her eyes, Shiraki's hands were no longer clean after touching the "defense".
She dared not let her clothes touch Bai Mu's hands.
"Uh...then you can carry it yourself."
Shiraki gave an awkward smile and withdrew his outstretched hands.
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"Would you care for something to eat?"
Because the Great Tree King was carrying packages in both hands, she didn't have any extra hands to eat.
Shiraki offered the skewer he had already taken a bite of to the Great Tree King's mouth, indicating that she could have a taste to satisfy her craving.
Looking at the skewers being offered to his mouth and smelling their aroma, the Great Tree King hesitated.
Although Shiraki's hands are not clean, there is still a bamboo skewer between his hands and the meat. He should be fine eating a bite, right?
Thinking about it, the Great Tree King opened its mouth and took a "smack" bite on the skewer in Shiroki's hand.
"Hey, why don't you have horns?"
While chewing on the roasted meat in his mouth, the Great Tree King complained.
"Huh? What's wrong?"
Carefully avoiding the saliva left on the skewers by the Great Tree King, Shiraki tore a piece of meat from the end of the skewer.
As he swallowed the piece of meat, Shiraki looked at the Great Tree King with a puzzled expression.
"If you had horns on your head, I could hang the package in my hand on your head, so I could use my free hand to eat."
The Great Compassion Tree King raised the packages he was carrying and said with a smile.
Shiraki:...