Chapter 195 Your baby needs to wear a skirt!
Chapter 195 Your baby needs to wear a skirt!
Lin Sui: "???"
Shark fin is for eating, so why would someone wear it as women's clothing?
Lin Sui was stunned for a moment.
"Why does the squad leader look like that?"
Yu Cinian rested his chin on his hand, looking at her with a sleepy smile: "Isn't the squad leader looking forward to it?"
Lin Sui: "...Oh, so you're Shark Fin."
Yu Cinian: "..."
Lin Sui murmured again, "I must say, this nickname is quite catchy, at least it's better than 'madman,' and it sounds expensive and delicious."
Yu Cinian: "..."
Li Ye handed over a glass of warm water.
He was the first to wake up this morning and noticed that Lin Sui's lips were very dry. He was worried that she might have a high fever again.
Fortunately, Lin Sui is very strong.
At least that's what it seems.
Li Ye dipped a cotton swab in water and applied it to her lips, but it was ultimately a drop in the ocean.
Just then, Lu Xiang woke up and sat up, while Si Xingran turned over, seemingly wanting to continue sleeping.
With the pressure gone, Lin Sui quickly took the water and gulped it down.
Then he handed it to Li Ye: "Thank you, I'll take another one."
Finally quenching her thirst, Lin Sui remembered something and hesitantly asked Yu Cinian, "You...you're not a hidden cross-dressing master, are you?"
Otherwise, why would he always want to wear women's clothing?
Tangxi seemed embarrassed about her behavior when she was not fully conscious. After regaining her senses, she got out of bed with a serious face and went to the kitchen with Liye to get breakfast.
Lu Xiang had no choice but to explain: "It's because Tangxi wants to go to an international restaurant in the south of the city. It's said that they have chefs from all over the world, so naturally, it includes cuisines from all over the world. Tangxi has wanted to go for a long time."
She stretched and continued, "And they're having a promotion these days; you get a discount if three people dine together, and the more people there are, the bigger the discount."
Lin Sui: "What discount do we get for six people?"
Lu Xiang: "The maximum discount is 50%, so six people will get a 50% discount."
Yu Cinian chimed in: "The restaurant happens to be located next to the Yu family's fantasy park. I have a VIP card given to me by their boss, so I can get an additional discount."
Lin Sui's eyes lit up.
While it's true that no matter what discounts or offers you have, not buying is the most cost-effective option, this doesn't apply to Lin Sui.
She loves discounts the most.
Especially since this is a place Tangxi wants to go.
But... "What does this have to do with shark fins wearing women's clothing?"
"Because it's also a popular restaurant online." Yu Cinian readily accepted this new nickname.
Lin Sui understood.
Trendy restaurants mean that there will be so many people that there is no privacy at all.
Her shabby little Taoist temple has become a popular spot for internet celebrities because of her. If the six of them were to go out together in public, they would be stared at like monkeys.
Thinking of this, Lin Sui was filled with anticipation.
Yu Cinian is a villain who can kill with his beauty. He must look great in women's clothing!
Seeing this, Yu Cinian's smile deepened.
He knew that the squad leader would still be just as excited as last time.
Lu Xiang couldn't stand his smugness and pointed at Lin Sui with her finger: "If you want to see him wear it, you have to wear it too."
"Me?" Lin Sui lowered her head blankly.
Isn't that floral nightgown she's wearing women's clothing?
Lu Xiang: "You promised me you'd wear a skirt, you can't go back on your word."
Lin Sui: "...Yes, it was agreed."
Lu Xiang didn't care.
"A skirt? Is my baby going to wear a skirt?"
Si Xingran, who was fast asleep, was suddenly triggered by the keyword and sat up straight like a zombie.
Then everything went black again, and I lay back down the way I came.
Si Xingran: ...Oh dear, I forgot he'll be very fragile these next few days.
Fortunately, Li Ye cooked him a big pot of red date, lean meat, and duck blood soup last night, and he slept well again.
The color in his face had almost returned, and Lin Sui wouldn't notice anything unusual unless he looked closely.
Lin Sui didn't notice either, simply assuming he had gotten up too hastily.
Just then, Li Ye and Tang Xi returned with breakfast.
Lin Sui's eyes darted around, and she turned her expectant gaze to Li Ye and Si Xingran: "I'll wear a skirt if you two wear one too."
Li Ye's expression froze.
Si Xingran was also dumbfounded.
Are they sure they won't be arrested for wearing skirts in public?
Seeing the two hesitate, Tang Xi quickly stuck out a finger and poked Li Ye's stiff arm, whispering, "Want... a purpose!"
Think about the purpose of today!
Li Ye finally nodded stiffly, his neck stiff.
Yu Cinian also smiled and advised Si Xingran: "Didn't you say it's better to be sisters? Now there's a ready-made opportunity."
"Besides, that's the squad leader... your kid, she has to wear a skirt."
The temptation was too great, and Si Xingran was completely captivated by the fragrance, so she gritted her teeth and agreed.
Lin Sui was satisfied with successfully securing the triple benefits.
In any case, her adoptive mother made her promise not to wear skirts until she was able to protect herself.
The mother knew perfectly well how beautiful her daughter was.
He understood better than anyone else that such a beautiful face was not a blessing, but a disaster, for a life of poverty.
So even after her death, she couldn't let go and lingered by Lin Sui's side, refusing to leave.
Fortunately, Lin Sui was very lucky.
I have been very lucky, both in the past and now.
Of course, she thought she would have been luckier if that statue hadn't appeared.
After breakfast, Lu Xiang spread out her suitcase on the floor, which was full of clothing for disguise, including men's clothing, women's clothing, and elderly clothing.
They also laid out Tangxi's suitcases for Lin Sui to choose from.
Lin Sui was very suspicious: "Did you all plan this beforehand?"
He was just visiting her at the Taoist temple; why did he need to bring so many clothes?
"No, no!" Tang Xi shook her head vigorously, her eyes innocent.
Yesterday, Lu Xiang came to pick her up, and she just wanted to move some things to her new home.
Lin Sui: Okay, she believed it.
Lin Sui cleared her throat and suddenly adopted a high-pitched, bubbly tone: "I want to choose a sophisticated color, the kind with jacquard patterns."
"This purple is different from ordinary purple. It's not the plain, boring, satin-like purple."
"It's a very sophisticated and profound purple, with a touch of charm and femininity."
other people:"……"
Si Xingran sat in the chair and tugged at Li Ye: "What is Master Lin saying? Is he even speaking human language?"
"..." Li Ye hesitated for a long time before finally managing to say, "More like a human being than you."
Si Xingran: "???" So this is already a case of putting someone down?
To avoid making Li Ye's women's clothing too outlandish, Lu Xiang decided that everyone should do a Lolita cosplay.
Since it wasn't about disguising herself, but simply to avoid being recognized, Lu Xiang only used cosmetics to modify their facial features.
So what appeared in the international restaurant was a small group of cosplayers with brightly colored hair, instantly attracting everyone's attention.
Lin Sui: “…”
Very well, he has become one of Si Xingran's kind.
--monkey.
"Wow, whose cosplayers are going to do a street photoshoot? They're all so pretty, especially the one with red hair in the middle."
"...Are you sure they're all beautiful?"
The girl being questioned pointed to the tallest and strongest cosplayer with green hair and wearing a green puff-sleeved Lolita dress.
He then pointed to the tall, thin cosplayer who was walking unsteadily, tossing his blond hair around.
He said, "Okay."
Then point to the cosplayer wearing black gloves, waving a black feather fan, with long, straight black hair, as elegant and noble as a black swan.
He said, "Floating."
Finally, pointing to the three girls with red hair, white hair, and blue hair: "Pretty."
The female companion said, "...They're quite clear about the distinctions."
The girl waved her hand: "You don't understand, that tall guy is definitely cosplaying the Hulk's mother."
"Pfft!"
Lin Sui, who had been holding back her laughter the whole way, finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.
I really feel bad for Li Ye, I feel so sorry for him.
After all, Lu Xiang had searched for a long time but couldn't find a long skirt that could cover his legs.
Even the largest size skirt only reaches the knee, revealing the muscular calves.
And the upper body was so tight that the fabric was almost bursting.
His well-defined muscles were particularly eye-catching, and coupled with his green outfit, he really did look just like the Hulk's mother.
Thanks to Lu Xiang's superb skill, you couldn't recognize him at all just by looking at his face.
Even so, Li Ye's whole body was stiff, he really became a piece of wood, and he even walked with his hands and feet moving in unison.
He only relaxed and his expression softened after hearing Lin Sui's laughter.
Si Xingran was very uncomfortable with the long, curly yellow hair; he had to use his hands to pull it down so it wouldn't block his eyes.
He seized the opportunity to lean in and shake Lin Sui's arm: "Kid, let me take one more picture, really, the last one!"
Lin Sui's smile vanished: "Don't even think about it."
"Also, I am your mother."
Her red hair made her skin look even whiter, and Lu Xiang deliberately made everyone else look more ordinary.
She had such exquisite makeup that she looked like a porcelain doll.
Then, after putting on a red Lolita dress, she was immediately greeted by Si Xingran's excited chatter as she took a bunch of photos with her phone and repeatedly called out "Baby!"
Lin Suiren is numb.
Now only good food can heal her.
If the food wasn't good, she swore she would hug Tangxi and cry.
Fortunately, she wasn't the only one who was exquisite.
Lin Sui turned her head and looked at the outfit Yu Cinian had put together; it was a perfect match for him.
Her originally non-feminine face had its sharp features softened, making her look pitiful.
Moreover, every frown and smile is charming and full of classical elegance.
Seeing Lin Sui looking at her, Yu Cinian covered her face with a fan, revealing only her smiling eyes, and winked at her: "Captain, am I pretty?"
Lin Sui: “…”
Lin Sui calmly turned her face away, sighing with regret.
It's a pity she's not a real beauty, so we can't share photos of her.
She doesn't mind, it's just...
Seeing that Yu Cinian was once again attracting attention like a peacock, Tang Xi, dressed as usual but with white hair, quietly squeezed over to separate the two.
If you're not tall enough, you have to drag Li Ye into it.
In Tangxi's opinion, the only one who is still relatively easy to deal with is Liye.
They were all too cunning, including Lu Xiang.
Hopefully, Li Ye will never change, otherwise it will be really, really difficult for her to stand out.
Tangxi thought sadly.
International restaurants offer a wide variety of options.
The menu alone, with its hundreds of pages, is dazzling.
Lin Sui didn't look at anything else and immediately ordered a pot of boiled pork slices.
Although Li Ye doesn't only make medicinal cuisine, he also makes other dishes to change up her diet.
However, what you can't have always stirs your heart, and what you can't eat makes your stomach feel emboldened.
She's just greedy, very greedy.
So she was deprived of her right to order food.
Lin Sui retorted, "What's wrong with being nicer to my only child?"
Lu Xiang, with her blue hair, raised an eyebrow: "You're all talk and no action, but your single-mindedness is about to drive you to suicide."
Lin Sui decided to take a roundabout approach: "Actually, I ordered it for you."
Lu Xiang likes spicy food, but she is very restrained.
I don't know if it's because I'm afraid of gaining weight, or because I don't want to crave instant noodles anymore.
Yu Cinian said, "Let's order."
Lu Xiang frowned and looked up. As soon as she met his gaze, she suddenly remembered the purpose of today's event.
In the end, I still ordered a serving of boiled sliced pork.
Lin Sui finally got to eat the sliced meat she had been longing for—although it had been rinsed in plain water and lacked the spicy and stimulating flavor.
Tangxi is also very satisfied.
She finally got to taste the authentic Mole sauce she had been craving for so long—the name given to it by its original family.
Meringue is a favorite of Si Xingran.
However, he ate mostly blood-nourishing foods, which made Lin Sui wonder if he had kidney deficiency.
Unable to speak out, Si Xingran could only acquiesce with tears in her eyes.
Yu Cinian's tempura and Li Ye's South African kebab are also quite good.
But Lin Sui's favorite dish is still boiled sliced pork.
Whether it's the foster mother, Old Mo, or even the villains now.
They would always cook it for her in hot pot.
After dinner, the group went to the nearby fantasy amusement park.
You can enter for free by swiping Yu Cinian's ID card.
The staff members compared the data in a daze for a long time.
Even after she had walked away, Lin Sui could still hear her broken voice: "So the young master is actually a beautiful woman... Waaah, Mom, I'm heartbroken..."
Playing is out of the question; Lin Sui, whose heart parts can't keep up, can only ride the carousel and join in the fun.
When they arrived, the cartoon character parade was taking place. The park staff assumed they were also cosplayers and enthusiastically took many photos with them.
Under the deliberate or unintentional guidance of the villains, Lin Sui went to see another stage play.
The plot is very simple—
A little white rabbit living in the forest discovered that its stored carrots were missing.
It had to go out to search and vowed to catch the thief.
During its search, it made many good friends.
A little fox who likes to play tricks on people.
A peacock that always displays its tail feathers.
A large black bear that looks fierce but is actually kind and gentle.
An elegant and charming Persian cat, yet easily angered.
And a cute and incredibly strong panda.
Meanwhile, the little white rabbit discovers that the one who stole its carrots is actually its closest family member, the little gray rabbit.
The little white rabbit was extremely sad.
Its friends anxiously gathered a large pile of carrots, silently telling it: We're here for you too.
With the help of her friends, the little rabbit found her lost carrot.
As for what happened to the little gray rabbit, the story doesn't say.
Just like the villains, they don't know what Lin Sui is thinking or what choices she will make.
All they can do is offer support and companionship.
Lin Sui immediately understood the hidden meaning in the plot and the purpose of today's arrangement.
Her heart ached and swelled with an indescribable mix of emotions.
She slowly raised her lips, revealing a bright smile.
Yes.
Whatever the truth may be.
She will never be alone.
The villains who had been keeping a close eye on her breathed a sigh of relief and exchanged knowing smiles.
The weather is lovely today, with gentle, mild sunshine.
It's definitely a great day to go out and have some fun.
...It would be even better if no annoying people bothered me.
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