0p0 Chapter 223 Invincible Young Hero
Chapter 223 Invincible Young Hero
Chapter 223 Invincible Young Hero
When an opportunity to triple your box office returns is presented to you, Deadpool isn't going to let it slip away.
Especially considering there are hundreds of Spider-Men in this universe.
If there were only one Spider-Man, it would be normal if he couldn't abduct him. But now, with hundreds of Spider-Men randomly scattered in every corner of New York, if Deadpool still manages to leave empty-handed, he'll be ridiculed by the other Deadpools for the rest of his life!
In order to maintain his dignity and for the box office of "Deadpool and Spider-Man", Deadpool specifically targeted the most innocent of the Spider-Men.
Peter Parker from other universes already knows very well what kind of scoundrel Deadpool is, so it's too much trouble to fool them.
Peter Parker, a "native" of this universe who has only recently awakened his superpowers, knows nothing about it.
Overall, it has a kind of pure beauty that hasn't been tainted by any of the scumbag stuff associated with superheroes.
Please!
Deadpool, tears streaming down his face, knelt down and hugged Peter Parker's leg tightly: "My world needs a hero!"
He intercepted Peter, who had just finished school, in an alley outside a high school in Midtown Manhattan.
With dark circles under his eyes and constant yawning, Peter didn't know why he was being bothered by such an abstract person.
Peter's inexplicable spider-like intuition told him that the guy in front of him was definitely not a good person.
The other party, with tears streaming down their face, wouldn't let go of him. Peter was caught off guard by this staged accident and was in a dilemma. If it weren't for the curious glances from passing classmates, he would have already resorted to desperate measures to escape!
He's already so busy every day, juggling school, his part-time job as a masked vigilante, and helping rebuild the city. While saving other people's worlds is important, he thinks, "I'm just a student. Can't you find someone truly capable? Like that almost omnipotent person who flies in the sky?"
Peter was referring to Superman, of course. The other man had calculated the genetic decay rate algorithm formula at a glance and had easily defeated Sandman by creating a tornado with his body. He was both intelligent and skilled in martial arts, and his appearance was very... "No, no, my world doesn't work that way."
Peter in his student form even speaks in a childlike, almost childlike tone, completely lacking the sharp, sarcastic tone of his Spider-Man form. However, he still has to refuse the suggestion:
"Do you think this is still the 1990s? Back then, you could even chat and joke with Batman! Superman is certainly the best choice to fight the apocalypse, but his licensing fees and salary are way too, too, too high!"
Even if Darth Michal were to become wealthy enough to buy Action Comics, he still wouldn't be able to give Deadpool such an exorbitant budget.
"You're a really strange guy."
Taking advantage of the fact that no one was around, Peter finally managed to pry Deadpool off himself and put on his night shift uniform—Spider-Man was now off to help the community:
"I'm just an ordinary street hero. Helping an old lady cross the street, no problem; subduing a robber, perfectly capable; saving a universe? I have absolutely no such power."
"No, you do." Forcing himself to suppress his aversion and discomfort, Deadpool pointed to the green light ring on Spider-Man's index finger:
"This ring is one of the most powerful weapons in the universe. In the right hands, it could save the universe countless times. And you..."
My child, you are the chosen one! Do you remember that saying? "With great power comes great responsibility."
With great responsibility comes great responsibility!
Spider-Man was completely fooled by Deadpool, to the point that he actually considered joining Deadpool to save the latter's universe.
But he also didn't forget to apply this knowledge to other situations:
"This ring was also given to me by Superman. Doesn't it involve issues of payment and licensing?"
"Of course there are! That's the downside of capitalism, kid. Nobody can fight the DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act)."
Once Deadpool starts talking about his movies, he just can't stop chattering:
"But sometimes I think, maybe I should just quietly add some obscure IP characters that nobody watches in the movie."
Or maybe I could completely alter the appearance of a popular character, so the copyright holder wouldn't sue me?
For example, he might be able to turn the green light ring into a photon prism and change the spectrum of will into color or pink?
The thought of Warner Bros. suing him and having to admit that these things were Green Lantern's abilities made Deadpool want to laugh.
Besides, Doctor Spectrum, who copied Green Lantern, is still alive and well, and wasn't humanely killed by Warner Bros., was he?
"Okay, I'm ready!"
Spider-Man, eager to save the world, rubbed his hands together, then suddenly remembered something: "Oh wait, how long will we be gone? Should I say goodbye to Aunt May and Uncle Ben?"
"What are you talking about? Haven't you seen Doctor Who?"
Deadpool, having successfully tricked Spider-Man, put his arm around Spider-Man's shoulder:
"We're on time travel, so of course we'll be right back!"
With the Time Machine of the Time-Space Mutation Administration (TVA) in existence, no matter how long they spend in other universes, it's just a matter of a second in this universe.
With someone potentially stopping him at any moment, Deadpool, seizing the opportunity, pulled out a device resembling a handheld game console and fiddled with it, preparing to seize the moment, open a portal, and steal away Spider-Man.
This is absolutely in the bag. At this moment, Deadpool and Spider-Man are the 'world's best duo' who are a million times cooler than Superman and Batman.
Deadpool must have been one of the hundreds of Spider-Men in New York. Superman didn't seem to be monitoring each and every one of them intensely, which gave him the opportunity to take advantage.
After all, they're just Spider-Man, not Lois Lane. There's no need to go to such lengths, is there?
brush~
The portal opened in front of the servant and the spider.
As the circular portal radiating from the center emitted a faint green light, Spider-Man launched into his吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical comments) mode:
"Wow, your portal is green! Don't you think it looks a bit like the teleportation gun in 'Grandpa and Grandson'?"
"No, child, compared to that inhuman, alcoholic old man, I'm practically a saint."
While Deadpool continued tapping on the TVA's time tablet to set the coordinates for his return journey, he also took a moment to catch Spider-Man's sarcastic remark:
"As for you, you're definitely not that useless grandson; you're the cutest baby out there. Wait a minute, Grandpa's going to open the portal... wait, what do you mean the portal's already open?"
Deadpool suddenly looked up and saw the green portal Spider-Man had mentioned, located a meter in front of him:
"Huh? What the heck is this now?!"
First of all, the time portal in TVA is a bright yellow color.
Secondly, Deadpool hasn't opened the portal yet!
Who opened this green portal in front of us?
"I kill you!"
Before Deadpool could think any further, a yellow and blue figure shot out from the portal, accompanied by a furious roar, and landed headfirst in Deadpool's arms.
When the narrator says, "plunging headfirst into someone's arms," most people would immediately think of it as a description of intimacy and affection between lovers.
For Sige Temple, this is more like a realistic description.
The figure flying horizontally clearly possessed a body as strong as steel, as well as speed and strength far exceeding that of many ordinary heroes.
With a sudden lunge that leaped out of the portal, the unprepared Si Ge Si was cleaved in two from the chest to the abdomen.
Blood splattered everywhere. Peter Parker, who was pushed aside by Deadpool, had never seen such a scene before, which he usually only saw in "Mortal Kombat".
Why isn't the spider sense working?
The little spider frantically dodged the blood that had spilled all over the ground, activated the green lantern ring, and materialized spider silk, shooting it towards the approaching creature:
"God! You just killed Deadpool like that! You...you...don't move!"
"Aaaaaaah!"
The stranger, already covered in blood, screamed in terror. A living, innocent person had been cut in half at the waist because of his recklessness, which completely shattered his defenses.
Faced with Spider-Man's attack, he didn't even bother to fight back, only covering his head in repentance:
"Ugh, what have I done?!"
The situation was so tense it was on the verge of exploding, and the victim of this accident finally couldn't stay silent any longer: "You two, shut the hell up!"
"You're not dead?" Spider-Man was overjoyed yet incredulous.
"Even if you die, I won't die!"
Si Ge Si struggled to prop himself up from the pool of blood, calling for the little spider to help him piece his body back together:
"Go pick my butt up right now!"
After the farce, Deadpool looked at the otherworldly visitor who had split him in two with a disgruntled expression:
"Flying, super strength, super speed, a body of steel—where the hell did you come from, you Kryptonian?!"
Having washed away the blood and fragments of organs with the help of the Green Light Ring, the 'suspected Kryptonian' was still panting heavily, lingering in fear.
"No, I'm not a 'Kryptonian,' I'm an Earthling! Or rather, a Witrumian."
As for my name, it is—