0p0 Chapter 217 100 Ways to Use a Kryptonian
Chapter 217 100 Ways to Use a Kryptonian
Chapter 217 100 Ways to Use a Kryptonian
Sometimes Joey really admires Batman, a creature who is always organized.
Having just arrived from another world, unlike Joey and Starfire who spent most of the day shopping and celebrating Christmas, Bruce went straight to work without a break.
"We need a new base in this universe; there are many things we can't reveal to outsiders. Also, we need to redirect our teleportation coordinates to get necessary supplies from another world. We also need..."
Seeing that Batman's simple mention had turned into a long-term plan, even the drowsy Joey almost pulled out his notebook to write out meeting minutes.
Suddenly, a purple figure with glowing green eyes appeared out of thin air. It was another familiar vicious dog pouncing on its prey, knocking the yawning Joey to the ground and starting to bite him mercilessly down the neck.
"Found you! Waaah!"
Even with its re-evolved bio-force field, it was still no match for Ganata's energy siphon. Ganata, who had been starving after just one hour, easily broke through the steel body with its uniquely structured teeth.
"Believe it or not, I'll beat you up right now!!"
The invincible Superman has fallen.
Seeing the scene before him that resembled zombies devouring him, Batman, who was initially startled by Ganata's sudden appearance, now simply stood aside and coldly observed Joey being devoured and screaming, while also marveling at how clever this pair was.
Under such malicious attacks, Joey's biofield rapidly deteriorated, and the damage caused by Ganata's feast even required him to recover in more than ten seconds.
Severely injured, Joey shifted his body towards the direct sunlight, and in doing so, curled up Ganata, who was clinging to his chest like a facehugger, into a ball and tossed it out the window:
"When adults are talking, children shouldn't disrupt the conversation!"
After doing all this, he clapped his hands and looked at the very calm Batman: "Where were we?"
"It hasn't been that long, and you've already found someone else?"
Originally engrossed in his work, Bruce chose to put aside his most pressing matters and launched a verbal attack on Joey:
"I think she's not even an adult yet!"
Of course, the verbal attacks did not represent Bruce's true feelings. In his view, Superman's love life was an extremely dangerous topic, especially his relationship with Diana, which was an even more troublesome issue.
Especially since the Wonder Woman of that world was far from being a benevolent person before, with her around, who among the Greek gods would need Ares, the god of war?
Moreover, afterward, Batman kept thinking that in the parallel reality distorted by Doctor Fate, Joey and Diana's wonderful accident might not have been so "accidental".
During her battle with the Joker, Wonder Woman entered the distorted reality while bound by the Lasso of Truth.
Those who are bound by the lasso of truth can face the truth directly.
"You should know that the Amazons, Atlanteans, and humans in that universe are not as friendly as they are in Batman's original universe."
If Superman does take that final step and gain control of the entire Earth, can he be sure he won't side with the Amazons after Diana's influence?
Of course, this is just suspicion; as a detective, suspicion is Batman's instinct.
He has thousands of doubts every day, but that doesn’t mean all of those doubts are true.
Having witnessed the destructive power of Superman when he goes out of control, Batman now approaches his relationship with Superman and cares about his mental well-being with a sense of resignation, but he's not completely indifferent.
It would be such a shame if another insane Superman came along and destroyed their current loose alliance and everything around them.
Therefore, Bruce's current view as Batman is that Joey, this Superman, should either not sleep with any of them, or sleep with as many as possible.
As an orphan of Tamaran and one of the biggest victims of Krypton's military expansion, Starfire can pull Superman back, preventing him from naturally sliding towards the Kryptonians' side along the lines of blood ties.
Wonder Woman is similar; at least it makes Superman think more about Earth when he's considering problems.
Right now, isn't there someone missing from the human side? Why would Superman not recognize Lois Lane?
Batman, who was secretly trying to matchmake people in his heart, could only sigh that the multiverse was just too damn weird!
If Joey could read Batman's mind right now, he'd probably sigh and think Bruce must be living a really tough life.
Batman is the kind of guy who takes three and a half pages to think before he even greets his teammates or says a single sentence.
Even with a super brain, Joey wouldn't always be so hesitant and indecisive under the influence of superpowers.
Currently, this super brain is basically only used for arguing with Batman, and the other party's claim of being a "minor" really made Joey quickly try to exonerate himself:
"You're talking nonsense! We're not in that kind of relationship!"
Joey is a person who knows rice noodles, so he can't just say things like "minor," especially since Ganata completely sees herself as a mobile, living buffet:
"Furthermore, Galactus is older than you can imagine; it's probably older than the entire observable universe beneath our feet!"
"What did you say?! How dare you!"
Upon hearing this, Ganata, who had been thrown out of the window, immediately turned back and, with lightning speed, covered Joey's mouth with one hand and threw him to the ground with the other.
The Galactus's still-childish face flushed bright red. Joey's words, "older than the lifespan of the universe," had completely captivated her, to the point that she no longer wanted this long-term meal ticket.
"I'll kill you!"
"The first and most important rule of philandering—" Bruce Wayne raised his hand and straightened the non-existent bow tie on his chest:
"Never take a serious look at the age of a woman you like."
Batman then casually left the scene, which seemed more like a playful fight than a flirtatious encounter:
"I have to go; things won't do themselves."
Shortly after Batman and other irrelevant figures left, a large hole appeared in the roof of Stark's mansion, and Joey delivered a deliberate punch that sent the entangled Ganata flying out of the atmosphere:
"You think you're so cool? I'll make you fly!"
Unharmed, Ganata retaliated with a cosmic energy ray: "Die, my cake!"
One day later.
Returning from Hollywood, exhausted and with dizzy eyes and weak legs, Tony was carried back to his Long Island mansion by Jarvis, who controlled his armor.
The moment he arrived at his destination and saw the vast, empty beach before him, the listless Tony instantly perked up:
"Jarvis, have you flown to the wrong place? Where's my oceanfront villa?"
"No, sir, the navigation and positioning are accurate."
Jarvis resent the text message from the previous day, in which the account had received $70 million, to Tony, who was busy with his work at the time.
"According to Mr. Joey, your villa suffered some unforeseen damage in a non-combat situation."
Meanwhile, on the other side of New York City, Joey was using thermal imaging to cut through the continental shelf from the deep seabed. He then used both hands to pull out a giant rock the size of the previously sunken Manhattan Island.
Amid the gasps of all New Yorkers, Joey, holding up the new Manhattan Island, steered it with remarkable control, securing it to the shore without creating any threatening waves.
With the help of various Spider-Men, the rest of New York City has begun post-disaster reconstruction, and Manhattan Island, which no longer exists, will eventually be restored to its former state.
Moreover, during the reconstruction process, as long as a little hidden space is reserved in other places, wouldn't the matter of Batman's secret base be solved at the same time?
Sometimes Joey himself admires himself – as a Kryptonian, he has so many abilities.
Every day, he has to endure all kinds of beatings from the universe; he also has to be a mobile Snickers bar to fill the belly of a young god, and provide him with emotional value and punches the size of sandbags;
Now I also have to work part-time as a civil engineer, restoring the landscape that was drastically altered by the fierce battle.