0p0 Chapter 233 A Joyful Received Thunder Massage Package
Chapter 233 A Joyful Received Thunder Massage Package
A spoiled young master from the Song Dynasty: Alright, now even Mount Tai is being used as a lunchbox delivery place, so we definitely can't go now!!!
A bystander from the Ming Dynasty commented: "The older you get, the more you believe in this, and you can't gamble on what might happen."
Cheng Yaojin of the Tang Dynasty: Liu Xiu is more worthy than Emperor Zhenzong of Song; at least he didn't fabricate auspicious omens!
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Song Dynasty
Emperor Zhenzong of Song, Zhao Heng, was furious when he saw the comments on the small screen. All he does is criticize me every day!
So what if they sent an auspicious omen to Mount Tai? What could possibly go wrong with that?!
All the previous emperors went, so why is it that he, the ruler of a country, is the only one who can't go?!
If Zhao Kuangyin from another timeline knew what he was thinking, he would probably spit in his face. Didn't he realize that the previous emperors were just ordinary emperors?!
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When Lin Ke talked about the Fengshan ceremony at Mount Tai, she remembered a video she had seen on Douyin (TikTok), so she searched for a few videos to show them.
Before long, the people in Wanchaozhong saw that the small screen showed the faces of three teenagers, who were quite cute. Upon closer inspection, they realized that the three were Dragon, Phoenix, and Pig, but Lin Ke's voice continued in their ears.
Dragon-Phoenix Pig: ( *ˊ?ˋ)???? I'm so embarrassed!
"Speaking of the Fengshan ceremony at Mount Tai, we have to mention the emperors who went there. Of course, we also pay a lot of attention to Emperor Zheng."
First Emperor: Damn it, this wave is coming for me!
"For example, in the 28th year of Qin, when the First Emperor went to perform the Fengshan ceremony, he had no experience and asked a scholar from Qi and Lu. Unexpectedly, it rained on the way up the mountain, so the First Emperor and his entourage went to take shelter under a tree."
"Here's a tip: if you're caught in a thunderstorm, it's best not to take shelter under a tree, as you could easily get struck by lightning. After the rain cleared, the First Emperor considered the tree to have protected him and appointed it as a Grand Master of the Fifth Rank."
Lin Ke was worried they wouldn't take it seriously, so she found a few more videos of thunder. But just as she was about to play them, she caught a glimpse of the "Immersive Experience Doubled" feature next to the videos!
Driven by curiosity (actually, looking at the little red dot above was too annoying!), Lin Ke clicked it, intending to see exactly how it could double the immersive experience!?
Before long, people from all timelines witnessed a dramatic change in the sky above their location. A vast expanse of dark, oppressive sky suddenly appeared, followed by lightning, thunder, and torrential rain, leaving no one prepared.
Those who were just laughing and joking and not taking Lin Ke's words seriously immediately experienced what it means to turn on someone faster than flipping through a book!
Some people who were still sheltering from the rain under the trees felt the thunder was so close it seemed to explode right next to their ears. They immediately remembered Lin Ke's words and ran outside.
Some people weren't spared and ended up receiving a lightning massage package, leaving them wondering, "Wait a minute!? Was the force of the lightning strike really that weak?!"
In a short while, the sky returned to its peaceful state, without even a trace of rain, as if the storm just moments before had been nothing but a dream.
Lin Ke waited for a long time to experience the immersive effect, and then saw the scene in Wan Chaozhong through the system before realizing that this thing was just VR or something!
Well! If she used it for playing games, she probably wouldn't get motion sickness from 3D!
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Back to the live broadcast room.
Lin Ke continued, "Now you all know the consequences of hiding under a tree when it rains, right? Don't try it next time, just stay home! Oh, by the way, the thunderstorm just now wasn't real, so don't think that lightning strikes are that powerful!"