0p0 Chapter 381 Luo Yu: I won’t take the blame
Chapter 381 Luo Yu: I won’t take the blame
[Ding, Hu Tao answered incorrectly, penalty is being drawn.]
【Walnut: Wrong again】
[Luo Yu: I know the answer, but the system won’t give me a chance]
【Ying: You can tell me the answer】
【Luo Yu: Impossible】
[Ding, Hu Tao, please choose one of the following punishments]
[1. Transformed into the appearance of the Western Grim Reaper]
【2. Become the pair of A】
Xingqiu: What's the difference between these two rewards?
Walnut: I choose 1
[Ding, selection successful]
Walnut: I don’t feel any change.
【Gu Zhong: Why don’t you look in the mirror】
Walnut: No change.
【Final:Upload photo.jpg】
The photo shows a hooded skeleton with two green flames in its eyes.
[Chongyun: The evil spirits retreat]
[Walnut: Although it's scary, I have to say that it really does look more like the Grim Reaper.]
[Ding, start answering]
[Ding, congratulations to Shen He for successfully answering the question]
[Shen He: I choose A, me and Ye Lan]
[Ding, congratulations to Shen He for answering correctly, rewards are being drawn]
Chongyun: How did you confirm this, Auntie?
【Shen He: Based on feeling】
【Walnut: Then why was my feeling wrong?】
[Wendy: All demons are like this]
[Ye Lan: But I think Miss Shen He and I have met before.]
[Shen He: Indeed, the last time you followed me, I almost killed you as an enemy]
[Ding, Shen He, please choose one of the following rewards]
【1. Change the fate of Guchen Jiesha】
2. Resurrecting Mother (Immortal Physique)
【Shen He: I choose 2】
[Ding, selection successful, resurrection in progress]
[Ding, today's video and Q&A are all over. See you tomorrow.]
After the system finished speaking, it ran away decisively.
The day
Fontaine, Shenhe Room
Shen He's mother slowly opened her eyes in the gray light, and then she felt someone hugging her.
Just as I was about to ask, a memory came to my mind.
She saw her husband going crazy because of her death
I saw the despair of my daughter being abandoned.
I also saw the changes in Teyvat after the system came.
In the end, all the words turned into one sentence: "Ahe, mother is back."
&34;Mother! &34;
This simple sentence made Shen He, who was being restrained by a red rope, burst into tears.
"I'm too old to watch this."
Luo Yu wiped away the non-existent tears.
"Yes..."
Just as Master Liuyun Jiefeng was about to agree, she suddenly realized what was happening. However, before she could make any sound, Gu Yang pressed the plug directly onto her beak.
Then put it in a sack to resist being beaten.
During the entire process, Zhenjun Lishui Dieshan and Zhenjun Xueyue Zhuyang did not dare to say a word.
The next day
[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: Lishui, Xieyue, just watch me get kidnapped.]
[Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun: Mainly because we were both immobilized at the time.]
[True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang: Lishui is right. Otherwise, given our friendship, how could we possibly watch you get kidnapped?]
Luo Yu: Stop, I don't take the blame for this. It was clearly you two winking at me that made me attack.
[Master Liuyunjiefeng: What else do you have to say?]
[Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun: Do you think we are trustworthy or the Heavenly Demon God?]
[Luo Yu: Okay, okay, you two should be careful when walking at night]
[Ding, the video is about to play, the last hope of the doomsday]
[Ying: Is this a doomsday video?]
【Luo Yu: Blind guess it's a zombie crisis】
The video starts with Charlotte's voice
"The zombie virus is sweeping across Teyvat. The last bastion of humanity is about to fall. Is the world doomed to destruction?"
The scene turns to a house on the second floor, where four people are standing, they are very good at chatting, Zhenjun, Pan Fugui, Ningguang, Chongyun
"Ah! Those are... the four industry leaders! Legend has it they once repelled a hundred thousand zombies, but they don't seem to have any fighting power at all."
The Great Fairy Bird blew on the loudspeaker and then shouted with full force: "Shut up, you are the worst class of students I have ever taught."
At the command, all the student zombies stopped
"Great! It's our homeroom teacher. We're saved."
"Noisy, noisy! You're the noisiest class. I'm talking up there, and you're talking down there too. Why don't you talk up there? You never do your homework all day, and with this kind of test score, who are you being honest with?"
Xia: "It works! Even if the student council turns into zombies, they will be ashamed under the scolding of the homeroom teacher."
The student zombie slapped himself in shame in the audience
【Ying: That’s right】
[Fanes: Dead memories begin to attack me]
[Luo Yu: @Fanes, how did you get here?]
[Fanes: Hit by a truck]
At this time, a large group of zombies rushed out
"Oh no! These zombies have already graduated and are no longer students. The class teacher's skills are ineffective. We are hopeless."
As soon as Charlotte finished speaking, Pan Fugui picked up the microphone and activated the banker skill pua
"Are you still working? Only stupid people work for others, while smart people let others work for them."
The zombie looked up instantly, his eyes full of spirit
"Great, it's a success guru! We're saved again."
"I'll give 100 million to anyone who betrays me. What will happen to those who are loyal to me? Listen, applause!!"
After saying that, he clapped his hands, and the zombies also clapped their hands.
"It's so contagious, I can't help but dance along."
[Tartaria: Is this true? Pan Zi is so nice]
[Ying: Of course it's fake, isn't this pure PUA?]
Luo Yu: When dealing with a boss like this, I usually throw Wang Yu·Xu Shen Dian in his face.
Another group of zombies rushed out
"It's over, these grudge zombies. This brainwashing has no effect on them. We are hopeless again."
After Charlotte finished speaking, Ningguang stood up.
"Girls, I've knocked down the price of lipstick!"
The zombie raised his head
"The original price of Mora's lipstick is 999 yuan, now it's only 9.9 yuan, and there is also a gift package worth 999 yuan. Free shipping for all gifts. 3, 2, 1, click on the link"
"Great, it's the anchor! We are saved again."
"As long as she counts down and links up, the zombies will go on a shopping spree, thus stopping their attacks. As expected of an industry leader, all the zombies are under control."
[Funina: Charlotte seems to be the commentator]
[Charlotte: Does it fit my identity?]
Luo Yu: So when does the interview I arranged start?
Charlotte: The schedule is full.
The zombie dog rushed out
"I forgot. I overlooked the zombie dogs. They don't understand human language. Finally, there's only one Taoist priest left, and his profession is not suitable."
Chongyun cast a spell to summon the Dragon Fruit Instructor
"It's...it's Instructor Dragon Fruit!!"
Instructor Pitaya: "Let me see what's going on."
The zombie dog was scared away instantly
"He is not an ordinary yellow-robed Taoist priest. He can summon and control zombies to serve him."
Chongyun took out a talisman and threw it at the zombies. The talisman turned into an iron chain and tied up the zombies.
"Use it for my own benefit! Farm the land."
Some zombies immediately picked up the hoes next to them and started farming.
"It's incredible! The zombies are actually working hard."
"Build a House"
"Zombies are looking at blueprints?! They've become infrastructure maniacs!"
"Doing a spa"
"Borderline!! He actually has his own Wolverine as his bodyguard!! Outrageous!!"
"With Chongyun, zombies can be used by humans, and the future of mankind is bright."
Wolverine's claws accidentally scratched Chongyun
The scene changes and Chongyun joins the zombie team
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]