0p0 Chapter 367 2 in 1 Chapter
Chapter 367 2 in 1 Chapter
[ps: Hey, I'm on a date with my boyfriend today, so I'll post a two-in-one chapter]
During his time at Echo Son, Luo Yu could be said to have lived a particularly comfortable life.
Mainly because Katsina is so cute (?＞?＜)☆
[Ding, mission completed, transmitting]
That day, when Luo Yu was teaching Kazina combat skills, the system prompt sound suddenly rang.
&34;It seems the time has come, goodbye Katsina&34;
Luo Yu took advantage of the moment of leaving to throw away a lot of treasures.
(This will allow Katsina to reach the strength of the Six Emperors)
&34;Goodbye, Mr. Luo Yu&34;
Katsina wiped her tears and watched Luo Yu leave.
[Ding, the Blazing Regret mission is completed]
【Task Rating: Perfect】
[Quest Reward: Nibelungen and Phanes' status doubles, and their strength increases tenfold]
【Luo Yu: What about me? What about me?】
[Ding, reward Luo Yuhua's endless Mora]
Luo Yu: Is that right? My MVP reward is not as good as two easy winners.
[Ying: Mainly because you and the system are now one entity]
Luo Yu: That's ok, at least I'm the richest man in Teyvat.
[Ding, all tasks for today have been completed. See you tomorrow, everyone.]
The system went offline decisively after saying this.
That day, Luo Yu returned to Echo Son and resumed his previous life.
"Mr. Luo...Mr. Luo Yu, why are you so nice to me?"
Katsina still couldn't help asking this question
Hearing this, Luo Yu was silent for a moment, then smiled and touched Kazina's head.
&34;Maybe you look like my daughter&34;
This sentence silenced Katsina.
As for Luo Yu, who is ridiculously strong, everyone knows what he is carrying.
"I'm sorry..."
Katsina bowed her head and apologized.
"It's okay, just a little bit of wind and frost."
Luo Yu smiled freely.
……
The next day
[Ding, good morning everyone]
[Mavica: @Luo Yu, can you please stop flying around in the sky with Katsina?]
【Luo Yu: No】
Katsina: It’s time for me to go home too.
【Luo Yu: OK then】
[Ding, the video of retired people from Teyvat is about to play]
Wendy: You could have just said the old man's name, but the system was so polite.
Zhongli: Judging by common sense, there are people here who are older than me.
【Luo Yu: But you are the only one who is old】
"Zhongli, you slack off at work and spend my money, don't force me to fire you, people are forced to do things."
Hu Tao finally couldn't stand Zhongli's accounting behavior.
“But I was born from a stone.”
【Ying:@Zhongli, you are Monkey King】
[Yaejinko: Is this the crux of the matter? ]
[Ying: Hey, let’s chat privately.]
【Qin: This is definitely suitable for children】
"Emperor, this is my new friend."
Xiao said, pulling Kong out
"A new friend? From Chengdu?"
【Wendy: What does this mean?】
[Ying: People in that place mostly like the same sex]
Kaiya: I don’t understand but I respect you.
The scene returns to the Hall of Rebirth
"You don't have to come tomorrow!"
“See you the day after tomorrow”
"Don't come the day after tomorrow!"
"Two days off a week?"
"You don't have to come anymore!"
“Working from home?”
"I mean you won't have to work anymore!"
Zhongli was caught in a brainstorm: "A dog that wins by doing nothing and gets paid for nothing?"
The scene changed and Zhongli came to Baizhu
"Doctor, I pooped for a long time and only pooped this much."
After saying that, he handed the cup to the doctor.
Baizhu: "That's enough. Take it to the next department for testing."
Zhongli took the cup and went out, but turned back and asked: "Is there any water? I can't swallow it, it's a bit sticky to my teeth."
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
Wendy: It's important to say that the one playing with abstraction is the old man.
[Ying: The two abstract characters in the video, Zhongli and Phanes]
Phanes: This isn't funny.
[Mubai: Actually, I wanted to ask before, why do people in Teyvat like dyeing their hair so much?]
[Ying: How dare you say that with your gray hair?]
[Mu Bai: This is caused by the technique I practice. I don't know why, but in our world, only when practicing ice-based techniques will hair turn white.]
【Luo Yu: Yes, I did it】
[Ding, reward: Walnut will be personally taught how to apply the Law of Death on Day 2.]
[Hu Tao: @Luo Yu, do you know the law of death?]
[Luo Yu: The only true God in the universe is omnipotent]
【Ying: What about having children】
Luo Yu: Yes.
[Lei Dianzhen: I don’t believe it unless you prove it to me]
Luo Yu: I can hear the sound of your abacus beads even in Nata.
[Ding, reward: Zhongli's abstract divine power]
The more abstract the attack, the greater the damage.
[Ying: I suggest you go to Nata to learn from Olorun.]
[Hu Tao: From now on, guest officials can no longer take an abstract approach.]
How is it possible?
Xiao: Impossible
[Ding, reward: Xiao Karma Storage]
[Karma Storage, can store karma and compress it into weapons for attack]
[Fushe: In this case, Gatling guns are useless.]
Mi Nu: Actually, Brother Fushe is reluctant to part with Gatling.
[Ding, reward: Atractylodes macrocephala is immune to all poisons]
[Atractylodes macrocephala: Now, we can try the medicine.]
[Changsheng: Have you ever considered that if you feel good like this, then those medicines are poisonous?]
[Baizhu: I just won't die, but I'll still have the symptoms of poisoning.]
[Hu Tao: This is the benevolent heart of a doctor]
Xingqiu: Master Hu, it's inappropriate for a Death God like you to say this.
[Kumi: I am the Demon of Death, not the God of Death]
【Ronawa: Then who am I? 】
Walnut: Reign of Death
[Ding, the Fatui Recruitment Fair video is about to play]
[Luo Yu: Can I join the Fatui? ]
[Barnabas: No, we are full]
【Luo Yu: It’s very simple, I just need to do one】
Barnabas: No one is welcome
【Luo Yu: You are discriminating】
【Ying: Yes】
Video starts
To the Winter Palace
"We've lost a lot of executives recently, so we need to hire some new employees."
Looking at the empty seat, Barnabas fell into deep thought.
Rooster: "I agree"
The scene shifts to the Finance Department's recruitment office. Pan Zi, the Finance Director, and Zhong Li look at each other and ask, "Aren't you retired?"
Zhongli remembered what Dada Duck said: Why is my Northland Bank bank card frozen?
The answer was: "Life is forced"
[Hu Tao: What a life pressure]
【Ying: Human words, my wallet is empty】
Pan Zi: "You are too old, we won't accept you."
Zhongli recalled what Dada Duck had said: "Mr. Zhongli wants to find a job? If the interviewer gives you a hard time, you can try to show him some kindness."
Zhongli suddenly understood: "I heard that your friend Mr. Rooster doesn't have the Eye of God? I can give him one."
Pan Zi immediately broke down and started greeting the retired old man.
The adjutant next to him pulled Pan Zi and said, "Teacher Pan, don't do this. Don't do this, Teacher Pan."
The scene moves to the Logistics Department Recruitment Office. The puppet, who is the Logistics Supervisor, asks Shadow, "What are you best at?"
Movie: "Stay at home and make puppets"
Puppet: "You're accepted!"
Ice Queen os: "What kind of living father did you find for me?"
The scene shifts to the entertainment department recruitment office. The girl who is in charge of the entertainment department listens to Wendy singing "The Most Dazzling National Style"
The scene shifts to the Recruitment Office of the Research Department
The rooster led the green badminton and said: "Dottore has been having some mental problems lately, so we hired a new doctor with a better personality and who is also good at inventions."
Just as the rooster finished speaking, Dr. Zhai from the Happy Superman crew next door came out from under the table.
Narcida: "Which doctor is this?"
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Ying: This is beyond dimension.]
[Luo Yu: Just tell me whether Dr. Zhai is a doctor or not]
Wendy: The song I sang was pretty good.
Hu Tao: I feel like the style is more like our Liyue.
[Ding, reward Barnabas with the title "I'm a Good Boss"]
[I am a good boss. If you wear this title, your subordinates will become hardworking and uncomplaining beasts of burden.]
Tartaglia: Even without this title, we remain loyal to Her Majesty the Queen.
[Rich Man Pantalone: Then why is your card pool in Liyue?]
Tartaglia: You can't say that. The servant's card pool is still Fontaine.
Rich Man Pantalone: Then you can use my money to spend on gods from other countries.
【Tartaria: Isn't that for the Heart of God?】
[Ding, reward: the rich man Pantalone's Unawakened Dream limited edition life-size statue of the Emperor]
【Tartaria: Why is Pan Zi silent?】
【Pierro the Clown: I just fainted】
[Ding, reward Zhongli can cross the Sky Island to distribute the Eye of the Rock God]
[Fanes: Is that right? Sky Island only has this much rights.]
Zhongli: Don't worry, my king. I won't mess around.
[Fanes: OK, I believe you]
[Ding, reward: Puppet Sandoni's puppet technique reaches the maximum level]
[Full-level puppetry, can turn everything into a puppet and control it]
[Tadalia: A strong reward]
[Luo Yu: My evaluation is weak]
[Fanes: And my comment is that you shut up]
[Ding, reward Lei Movie can adjust the value of the puppet he created at will]
【General Thunder: Mom, I want to grow up】
【Thunder Cannon: Mother, I want to too】
【Lei Movie: OK】
Kujo Sara: Then there will be four generals from now on (fainted with excitement.jpg)
[Yaejinko: This is going to be interesting.]
[Ding, reward: Wendy's otherworldly music collection]
Wendy: Great!
[Ding, reward girl Columbia Siren Voice]
[Sound of the Siren, can control the opponent with singing]
【Tardalia: This is not invincible】
【Barnabas: Not bad】
[Ding, reward: Rooster Puccini's full-level speech skill]
[Ding, reward: Nashida's Divine Escape]
[Divine Fading, the legacy of an indescribable powerhouse, factors that could cause serious consequences have been removed.]
[Daci Tree King: @Luo Yu, it can’t be yours]
【Luo Yu: Let me see】
【Nashida:Upload photo.jpg】
[Luo Yu: It’s not mine, it’s the Lord of the Wilderness’s]
Ahmar: That's not as good as yours.
Luo Yu: Don't worry, I just sensed it, and there's nothing but the purest power.
Nashida: That’s good.
[Ding, the video of Nata Band vs. Winter Band is about to play]
[Ying: Band, there is such a thing in Teyvat? ]
Wendy: Not in my memory.
[Malani: Judging by the title, we're supposed to be having a musical showdown with Solstice.]
Wendy: If there really is such a competition, please call me.
Mavica: Of course. After all, Senior Wind God is the best bard in the world.
Wendy: Hey
Video starts
Just when a burst of music started, Sinoning was adjusting something? And from this angle, you can just see two big thunders.
[Ying: This video is awesome (crazy screen licking.jpg)]
【Paimon: Hey, be more normal】
In the audience, Sandoni, Tartaglia and Capitano all seemed to be wearing modern clothes.
Then we turned to the stage and saw Mavica, also wearing a cool costume with two huge flaming wings rising from her back.
[Malani: Wow, Lord Kagami is so cool.]
【Zinaka: Yes, yes, and those two wings are so beautiful】
Chongyun: Almost the same as my wings.
Xingqiu: How come I didn't know you had wings?
Chongyun: You never asked.
Next is a bunch of bird calls
【Arakaki Ichito: What kind of bird language is this? 】
[Fanes: The memory of the dead began to attack me (headache.jpg)]
[Funina: The pronunciation is a bit like Fontaine language]
Wendy: It also sounds a bit like Mond.
After the birdsong, the scene changes
The picture shows a modern school.
Katsina seemed to be peeking at something and was discovered by the teacher, who gave her a lecture.
Malani next to her smiled.
The scene then shifts to Xinoning, who is lying on the rooftop basking in the sun.
The scene switches to Malani comforting Katsina.
Suddenly, the clock on the podium pointed to 12 o'clock, and the cell phone next to Sinoning on the rooftop rang. Katsina and Malani rushed to a place with their instruments on their backs.
Sinoning, who was on the rooftop, also put on his shoes. The strange thing was that his shoes had three wheels underneath.
The scene then turned to Kinich, who was also rushing to a place with his musical instrument.
And Chaska, dressed in a business suit, followed behind them.
Katsina: Our clothes are beautiful.
MARANI: Indeed.
Chiori: I've got it all down. I can start making it right away.
[Funina: Leave a set for me when the time comes]
【Chiori:Okay】
Wendy: I want one too.
[Diakarapian: Need I remind you that you still owe me 100,000 Mora?]
Wendy: It's so strange to talk about whether we owe each other anything.
The scene then changed to a stage where Sitralli, Malani, Kinich, Katsina, Sinonin, Chaska and Mavica, dressed in band uniforms, came on stage.
They put on their equipment and started singing although they didn't know what to sing.
But looking at the enthusiastic faces of the audience below, everyone knew that they must be singing very well.
[Ying: I wish I were the floor of this stage (envy.jpg)]
【Paimon: Traveler begins again】
[Luo Yu: @Leosili, give me an empty cell]
[Ying: @Luo Yu, I don’t believe your strength will always be there]
【Luo Yu: I’m sorry】
After the Nata Band’s performance, it was the turn of the Winter Solstice Band.
Still a modern outfit.
Tartaglia plays the drums
Sandogne is in charge of piano
The captain and servant are responsible for the guitar
The lead singer is naturally Columbia, the queen of winter.
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Tartaria: We are not bad at this either]
Luo Yu: @Captain Capitano, you're still wearing a mask even after you've recovered.
[Captain Capitano: I'm used to it]
[Ding, reward...]