0p0 Chapter 348 A Dirty Trick
Chapter 348 A Dirty Trick
【Fanes: Of course not.】
【Mona: But everyone's fate has already been determined.】
[Fanes: It has nothing to do with me. It is a human created by life.]
the second time
Phanes: "Talented"
Other person number 1: "Oh, not bad."
Other person number 2: "What about me?"
Phanes: "Very smart."
Other person number 2: "It's okay."
You: "What about me?"
Phanes: "You work for them."
You: "Asshole"
[Fanes: Let me make this clear. Now that the false starry sky has been shattered, the fate of all of you has nothing to do with me.]
Wendy: So, are we still workers now?
【Fanes: That has nothing to do with me.】
[Ying: Believe me, after this video is released, there will definitely be a lot of workers scolding you.]
Phanes: "You have a happy and wonderful family."
Someone else number one: "Oh, this is awesome."
Other person number 2: "What about me?"
Fanes: "You have a mom and dad who unconditionally support your dreams."
Other person number 2: "Oh my god."
You: "What about me?"
Fanes: &34;slightly slightly slightly slightly&34; + middle finger
You: "Asshole"
【Ying: Silence is better than words here.】
[Walnut: Is this the legendary person abandoned by justice?]
[Fanes: Are there really such miserable people in the world? ]
[Yaejinko: Do you still remember Nakamura Emura?]
[Fanes: I really don't want to admit that I created this thing.]
Phanes: "You can live to be 95."
Other person number 1: "Yeah."
Other person number 2: "What about me?"
Phanes: "You can live to 85."
Other No. 2: "Satisfied."
You: "What about me?"
Fanes: "You can retire now."
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Ying: Did this person break the law of heaven? ]
【Fanes: This is all the fault of the abyss.】
【Nibelungen: Why don't you say it's my fault? 】
Phanes: That's right. If you hadn't introduced the Abyss to Teyvat, how could I have created humans and controlled their fate?
[Nibelungen: Was what you just said a human word? ]
[Ding, reward: Book of Phanes's Destiny (Teyvat Edition)]
[The Book of Destiny (Teyvat Edition) records the past and present of the Teyvat continent. Its owner can change the introduction at will.]
[Walnut: So now the laws of nature control our fate again, right?]
[Fanes: No, the names of all the people in the group are not listed.]
Xingqiu: This means we're expelled from Teyvat.
[Ding, the video is about to play, Barnabas's anti-sky plan]
【Ying: A video with clear meaning】
[Fanes: Besides collecting the Heart of God to revive the Third Adventer whose life I took away, what else is there?]
Nibelung: Honestly, this plan seems like playing house to someone like us.
The video begins.
"I'm planning to assassinate Tianli. Do you have any plans?"
It's the annual conference to overthrow the law of nature.
"How about shooting her from the rooftop while she's giving a speech?"
The rooster makes a proposal
"Tianli's speech is erratic and unreliable."
&34;By the way, why hasn't the doctor come yet?&34;
&34;On the way here by car.&34;
When the topic of driving came up, Pan Fugui also had an idea: "Yes, how about we take advantage of Tianli being in the car and kill her with a sniper rifle?"
This idea was also highly praised by Barnabas: "It is indeed a brilliant idea with a lot of imagination."
&34;Dingling&34;
The phone rang.
When I answered the phone, I heard the doctor's voice: "Your Majesty, I'll be there soon. Don't worry, as long as I'm alive, justice will prevail..."
Before the doctor could finish his words, a burst of gunfire was heard from the other side, and then... nothing happened.
"It's a good idea and a good start, but it's a shame it was just used by someone else."
【Wendy: This person was silenced.】
[Fanes: If my temper hadn't improved recently, I wouldn't be here listening to you guys openly discussing how to assassinate me.]
"We're not good at assassinations. Why don't we hire someone from Inazuma? I heard some of them can use shotguns and have a 100% success rate in assassinations."
The rooster made another proposal.
Yaejinko: How come I didn't know there are such gods here?
Kujo Sara: I think it's best to get it sorted out quickly.
After Gongji finished speaking, Ara Taki Ichito kicked the door open and walked in: "You've found the right person."
【Ying: To be honest, I even doubted Sara, but I never doubted you.】
[Hu Tao: Are you sure this guy can carry out assassination?]
[Arakaki Ichito: Tsk, I wouldn't bother with such petty tricks as assassination. A real man wins fair and square.]
Yaejinko: Our General Kujo said he wants to arrest him.
Kujo Sara: Lord Chief Priest, we are very busy.
Yidou walked away carrying the shotgun.
2 seconds
Yidou's black and white photo was carried out.
&34;Let's figure it out ourselves.&34;
"How about we pretend to play hide-and-seek with Tenri, catch her, put her on a chair, strap a rocket to the back of the chair, and launch her out of Teyvat?"
"That's a good idea. It's worthy of being our fifth seat."
Barnabas agreed.
【Fanes: It's really a bit of a dirty trick that has fallen on me.】
[Ying: Right now, the only one actively opposing the Heavenly Realm is probably Zhidong.]
[Tartaria: We obey the will of Her Majesty the Queen.]
The scene shifted to Sky Island.
"Master Tianli, this is the latest massage chair from the Fatui Clan. Please try it."
Tianli saw a bunch of rockets placed behind the chair, and just sat there straight for two days.
Barnabas also tied him up and set him on fire.
after that
Phanes was launched out of Teyvat.
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Ying: This firing technique feels very familiar to me.]
【Sora: Are you saying he is that game?】
[Ying: That's right, it's the game that nearly drove me insane.]
[Ding, reward the Fatui with 100 perfect ways to assassinate Tianli.]
[Fanes: I want to see what tricks you can come up with.]
Nibelungen: @Barnabas, do you mind if I learn from you?
Barnabas: Please go ahead.
【Kora: Let me take a look too】
[Ying: You can't even get to Sky Island, what's the point of looking at this?]
【null:……】
[Ding, please choose one of the following rewards, Arataki Ichito.]
【1. Shotgun with unlimited bullets. 】
[2. Max-level assassination technique]
[Arakaki Ichito: A real man should have a fair and upright confrontation. I choose the first one.]
【Kujo Sara: cough cough】
【Kyuki Shinobu: I'll turn it in later.】
[Ding, reward: a Phanes Carnival Chair]
[Carnival Chair: Whoever is tied to it will be sent out of Teyvat.]
[Fanes: @Nibelungen, come to Sky Island and show you some good stuff]
【Nibelungen: Jassy.】
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