0p0 Chapter 306: Dead Memories Suddenly Attack Ganyu
Chapter 306: Dead Memories Suddenly Attack Ganyu
The three days of system update seemed like three days to everyone in Teyvat.
【Ding, system update completed. 】
【Wendy: The update is finally complete. I've already entered the long-term inactivity period.】
[Funina: If you're really free, help me deal with the Star-Eating Whale.]
[Wendy: I don't have any strength left. I can't beat that thing at all.]
[Navilette: Thank you very much for your help in this matter, Your Majesty.]
【Nibelungen: I'm just a little hungry, let's find something to eat
[Funina: I must thank the King of the Nibelung no matter what.]
[Nibelungen: It seems that bastard has some good people under his command.]
[Ding, the video Love x Kill is about to play?]
[Ying: This title makes it seem like they're a pair of bickering lovers.]
[Hu Tao: But I don't see any joy in this title, only enemies.]
[Xiaoyue Zhuyang Zhenjun: Why do I have such a bad feeling? ]
[Lord Liuyunjifeng: I agree.]
Facts have proved that the immortal's premonition is very accurate.
The beginning of the video confirms this hunch.
At the beginning, there are the human-shaped True Lord Liuyunjifeng, True Lord Lishuidishan, True Lord Xiaoyuezhuyang and Grandma Ping.
"The Emperor invited us to have dinner at Xinyuexuan."
True Lord Xue Yue Zhu Yang spoke.
"I won't go. It will only cause wrinkles and gray hair."
As soon as Grandma Ping opened her mouth, she thought of sad music.
[Hu Tao: Is Grandma Ping the only immortal whose speech comes with its own background music?]
[Master Liuyunjiefeng: It seems so.]
“Stop the music.”
True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang spoke the moment the music started, and then the music really stopped.
[Xingqiu: So this music can be turned off by voice.]
"What are you going to do now?"
Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun asked with some caution.
True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang did not answer, but instead began to persuade Grandma Ping: "Ge Chen's words are wrong."
As soon as True Lord Xue Yue Zhu Yang opened his mouth, True Lord Li Shui Die Shan knew that it was not a good thing to say and immediately interrupted him: "Stop talking."
But Xie Yue ignored the other party's meaning and continued to comfort him: "As the saying goes, when no one is around, the old lady is not around."
“Beauty lies in the bones, not in the skin.”
"It means something similar. In other words, grandma is definitely a beauty, but auntie isn't necessarily."
As Xue Yue spoke, the camera first turned to Grandma Ping and then to Master Liuyun Jiefeng.
[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: Xieyue, I think you need to take a good look at that book.]
[True Lord of Water and Mountain Management: +1]
Walnut: +1
"Um?"
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"Besides, there are no black hairs that can turn white."
Cut the moon and it was another critical hit.
“No buddy.”
"I mean, our Shen He also has white hair."
"yes"
"Who doesn't boast of his immense strength?"
"ah?"
"No, iron teeth and copper teeth"
"Um?"
"That's not right, steel bones"
"Um?"
"It's always right to take risks."
[Ying: Are you sure this is Shen He?]
[Paimon: Shen He is indeed very strong.]
【Ying: Then the other two points don't look human at all.】
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: According to common sense, I should be considered human...right?]
[Fanes: You don't know what your race is, do you?]
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: How could I know that when the Father God created me, he gave me all the good things, even though my gender was changed later on.]
【Wendy:6】
“She is as beautiful as a fairy.”
“Yes, as fierce as a shovel.”
Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun was speechless for a long time, and finally uttered: "That's right"
Shen He said nothing, but just took out the shovel.
"wrong"
Just as Shen He was about to hit him with a shovel, Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun finally reacted.
Screen turn
Zhenjun Xueyue Zhuyang's mouth was tied with a red rope.
“Okay, let’s continue.”
Master Lishui Dieshan breathed a sigh of relief.
“Not going”
"The Emperor invited us to a banquet, so why wouldn't we go?"
“Who else but us?”
“There’s no one else.”
“Who’s treating?”
"Emperor"
“Who pays?”
“Of course it’s the Emperor.”
Hu Tao: Are you sure you're talking about Zhongli?
[Ying: That's hard to say, since Liyue has three emperors.]
[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: Judging from my attitude towards this matter, it should be Osel who is hosting us.]
【Osel: So you guys are just being so disrespectful to me.】
[Lord Liuyunjifeng: Humph]
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: What if it's me who invites you?]
[Master Liuyunjiefeng: Then you can't go.]
After learning that he didn't need to pay for it himself, Liu Yun nodded and said, "In that case..."
"Let's go, let's go"
Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun thought the other party had agreed and wanted to leave, but at this time Liuyun said: "No, I won't go."
“Why is that?”
"I swore that even if Xie Yue jumped off Mount Aozang, I would never dine with the Emperor again. If I break this oath, the consequences will be severe."
"We are all ordinary people, what consequences can there be?"
After Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun asked this question, the video paused.
[Ding, what are the consequences of breaking the oath?]
A. A neighbor was hit by a car while out and about.
[B. No progress in cultivation in this life]
【C. Invention is 100% failure.】
[D. Struck by thunder]
[Ding, the system will randomly select a user to answer this question in 5 minutes.]
[Master Liuyunjiefeng: Since the consequences are so serious, then it should be b or c. As for option d, it's too severe.]
[True Lord Lishui Dieshan: Indeed, Liuyun doesn't seem like someone who can emit such heavy rocks.]
【Walnut: No one has considered the first option?】
[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: It is impossible for this immortal to swear an oath on someone else.]
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: You are truly worthy of being an immortal. You are truly very moral. No, from today on, I will never swear on anyone else again.]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: I was playing Phanes and got hit by a car. So I was chosen this time.]
[Fanes: I'm not a human. Am I even a human?]
[Nibelungen: Prentis did the right thing.]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: Good Brothers]
[Ding, Ganyu, please answer the question.]
Ganyu: Ah... I choose C.
[Ding, Ganyu's answer is wrong, and the penalty is being drawn.]
【Ganyu: Oh, I got the answer wrong after all.】
[Keqing: Ganyu, did you stay up late again? ]
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Did you see that? This is Morax, how he exploits his subordinates. When I was the Emperor, I always worked four days on and rested three days off.]
[Osel: I also work five days a week and have two days off. Anyway, I definitely won't let my subordinates work overtime.]
[Ding, punish Ganyu to choke a monster to death.]
Ganyu: This...
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: How difficult is this? Didn't you choke someone to death when you were a kid?]
【Ganyu: Aaaaah... How did you know? 】
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Otherwise, guess why your master arrived the moment the monster was choked to death.]
[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: This Immortal was wondering why there was such a strong energy fluctuation there at that time. It turned out to be you.]
【Gui Zhong: Did you also find that monster?】
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: Hey hey]
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