Chapter 287: The Original Demon Mutual Aid Association
Chapter 287: The Original Demon Mutual Aid Association
[Arakaki Ichito: What the hell is the original demon?]
Xingqiu: Those of us with divine eyes are called Original Gods. So, should monsters with elemental powers be called Original Demons?
[Ying: So does that mean that those who don't have the Eye of God but have elemental powers are called original demons?]
Ruotuo: You could have just said my name.
[Diakarapian: cough cough]
【Ahmar: cough cough】
[Wendy: Hey, so we demon gods are all original demons.]
【Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, I have divine eyes.】
【Gui Zhong: I have it too.】
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: I have one too.]
[Fanes: How could I have forced you to send the Eye of God? @Asmodeus, have you sent it to him?]
【Asmodeus:No】
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: You don't think I'm just watching the show on the battlefield of all realms, do you?]
【Wendy: Otherwise, I will always be by your side. 】
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Then what do you think this is?]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: Upload picture.jpg]
The picture shows an Eye of God that is different in style from the Eyes of God of the Seven Kingdoms.
Not only the styles but also the colors are different.
The eyes of God of the seven nations are all corresponding colors.
The main color of this Eye of God is gray, mixed with dark gold and light blue particles.
Wendy: I believe you even if you say this is the Heart of God.
[Shuyu: I have the same one, and I thought it was a beautiful stone.]
[Master Liuyunjiefeng: @Demon God of Heaven Prentis, what's going on?]
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: I may not have the strength, but my status is still there. As my only believer in Teyvat, Shuyu will naturally receive good things.]
……
Just as Pritis was explaining the science to everyone, the video started playing.
The video begins with an alarm clock and a photo of a family of three from the Qiuqiu family.
As the alarm clock rang, a purple hand stretched out from the bed.
Snooze the alarm.
A hillbilly with a new look written all over his face brushed his teeth and washed his face, put on his clothes, picked up his stick and went out.
We call him Xiao Xinqiu here
I squeezed onto the bus among the two Hilly thugs and arrived at the workplace.
At this time, the Qiuqiu people were building their own homes.
After successfully checking in, I took the sunset fruit and started eating.
"Bounce Bomb"
"La la la"
“They can all be blown up.”
【Qin:Keli】
[Klee: It was Klee in the video who did it. Klee didn't do anything.]
[Kaeya: The captain is a bit frightened and has a stress reaction.]
[Qin: Sigh (Leader sighs.jpg)]
In the face of Klee's bomb, Xiao Xinqiu naturally picked up a blanket and spread it out, then lay down on the blanket himself.
In order to make the performance more realistic, he even held an arrow in his hand.
The most amazing thing is that when he couldn't hold it down the first time, he even used his hand to support it.
【Wendy: Why does this mental state seem so familiar?】
[Diakarapian: Barbatos, don't think I won't recognize you just because you changed your clothes.]
Wendy: Hey
time flies.
At night.
Xiao Xinqiu got on the bus home alone.
"well"
He sighed and then knocked on the door of 9521.
As the door opened, seven chairs and a small table appeared in front of us.
Then came the eye-catching announcement of the Original Demon Mutual Aid Association.
"Original Demon Mutual Aid Association"
After this sentence composed of various sounds, the camera turned to Xiao Xinqiu who was sitting with his legs crossed.
"You must think this dull life would drive me crazy."
“But the fact is
“Indeed!!!”
Xiao Xinqiu said, grabbing the corner of the table and flipping it over, while not forgetting to complain: "What kind of fun is this? Why do I have to guard a watchtower that is destined to be blown up every day?"
“Why is it sunset every day?”
"Why is it that every day the newspapers are all about 'The Unspeakable Secret between the Thunder Magician and the Hilichurls'?"
"You can't say you wrote a p."
After venting his anger, Xiao Xinqiu took off his mask.
"I understand. The life of the hill people has its limits."
"I don't want to be a hillman anymore"
As he said that, he threw down the mask. After bouncing a few times, the mask landed right on top of Dawei Qiu's head.
Immediately blood splattered everywhere.
"Ah, much better."
Shin-chan was happy, but the Hilliard Thug and Grass Slime next to him were trembling with fear.
"Thank you, Xiao Xinqiu, for sharing. The purpose of our Original Model Mutual Aid Association is to share, encourage, and then continue to walk firmly on the path of wild monsters."
Dawei Qiu wiped the blood that was still dripping, and did not forget to praise it.
"But I still hope everyone can control their emotions."
Dawei Qiu also added a sentence.
As soon as Dawei Qiu finished speaking, a fire debt handler raised his hand.
"I, I have something to say."
"My name is Ah Wu, hey, it's like this."
"I have a charming female partner. Every day we stand on the most beautiful cliffs on Narukami Island to watch the sunrise and sunset."
"Although the game didn't design a dialogue for us, I am very satisfied to have a beautiful woman by my side, hehehehe"
Ah Wu's face turned red when he said this.
[Pierro the Clown: Who is in charge of Inazuma now? ]
【Thunder Cannon: It’s me】
【Pierro the Clown: This is how you manage your subordinates.】
[Thunder Cannon: I feel like we should let everyone develop as they please.]
[Barnabas: Forget it, I already have the Heart of Thunder.]
[Pierro the Harlequin: It's Her Majesty the Queen]
As soon as Barnabas said this, I, a debt handler who had a female partner in Inazuma, breathed a sigh of relief and sighed in my heart at the Queen's kindness.
“Wow, I’m so jealous, man.”
The Gilded Brigade standing by clearly heard something was wrong.
"Sameness is actually quite good. We should take the initiative to discover the beauty of wild monster life."
"Uh-huh"
The Gilded Brigade beside them nodded in agreement.
But who would have thought that Ah Wu would suddenly turn the tables?
“You thought I would say that?”
"What the hell! That traveler is just jealous and envious. He goes out of his way to harass us, no matter if he's just passing by, flying by, or visiting someone else's house."
"There's no exclamation mark above our heads, is that intentional?"
"One moment, a wind pressure sword knocked me away. I feel full of malice every day."
[Ying: Inazuma, right? I'll be there soon. Don't let me find you, or you'll be in big trouble.]
【Thunder Cannon: Traveler, are you really that kind of person? 】
[Ying: You think I'm Prentis?]
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: I'm telling you to be careful with your words. I also have the Eye of God now.]
Phanes: So you call this thing, which is completely useless in Teyvat, the Eye of God.
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: If you don't speak, no one will think you're dumb. Either you give me a Divine Eye now, or wait until my strength recovers, then I'll beat you up and steal another one.]
【Fanes:……】
After saying this, Ah Wu’s expression changed to that of a fangirl and he said, “Having said that, I’m still very happy because I know that no matter what happens, we will always be together.”
As he spoke, Ah Wu also let out an obscene laugh.
"Hey, but she seemed to say that she was annoyed by you, so she didn't come today."
A word from the Gilded Brigade on the side silenced Ah Wugan.
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