0p0 Chapter 110 Checking in with your bags
Chapter 110 Checking in with your bags
[Ding, Hardcore Sales King is about to play. ]
Xingqiu: It seems this is a sales pitch.
【Walnut: Could it be me?】
【Chongyun: I feel it's possible.】
【Ying: I think it’s possible too.】
[Hu Tao: It's not easy for me either. I have to worship the Rock Prince every day.]
【Zhongli: I really can't handle this kid.】
The beginning of the video was just as Hu Tao expected, it was really her.
“Welcome to [Oriental Fendil] Grave Sales Center”
"I'm Fiona, a gold medal grave seller who has been practicing for two and a half years."
Hu Tao silenced Funina with just two words.
"Master Hu, have you suddenly fallen ill?"
"Why did you change your name to a foreign one?"
“And what the hell is this [Eastern Cemetery]?”
Walnut responded to Funina's questioning with reason and evidence.
"Director Funina"
"In order to sell Wangshengtang's products to the world,"
“We are now resolutely implementing it.”
"A brand-new concept that connects with the world, takes an international approach, and stays in tune with the times."
"Changing the name to a more fashionable one is the first step we've taken."
"So don't call our guest official Mr. Zhongli anymore."
"His name is Morax now"
This sentence not only confused Funina, but also confused the users in the live broadcast room.
【Ying: Good guy, he changed his name and used his old name.】
【Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, my previous name was Morax.】
[Vendy: Since the name has been changed, shouldn't Liyue have a new Geo God?]
[Diakarapian: If you say one more word, I guarantee that Mondstadt will have a new Wind God tomorrow.]
Zhongli: I really should go to Mondstadt.
Wendy: Hey, hasn't the Wind God always been the Lone King of the Tower, Diekarapian? I'm just a helper.
[Dicarapian: Beautiful]
"By the way, Funina"
"Since you're here, why not buy me a set to boost my sales?"
"My sales this month are just shy of a hundred million yuan."
Upon hearing this, Funina shook her head a little embarrassedly.
“Although I really want to help you”
“But I really don’t have much use for your product.”
Seeing that the other party did not directly refuse Hu Tao, he struck while the iron was hot.
"Counselor Funina, you can't say that."
"As the saying goes, everyone dies, and whether you die early or late, it's all death."
"When that day comes, you can't rent a grave to live in, right?"
"Let's take a step back and say
"Even if you really have to rent a grave to live in then."
"With your status, you definitely wouldn't rent a shared grave."
"It's not cheap to rent a decent whole grave outside nowadays."
"Besides, you can't rent a grave for the rest of your life."
"If you fall in love and get married in the future, but don't have a grave of your own."
"Then you'll just end up in someone else's grave."
"When he tells you to go east, you won't dare go west."
"If he tells you to kill a dog, you won't dare kill a chicken."
"Maybe he'll even abuse you."
“So”
"Buying a grave is a necessity for becoming an independent woman."
“It’s the beginning of a beautiful love.”
Finina was obviously tempted, but considering her financial situation, she shook her head.
“That being said.”
“But I don’t have that much money.”
Walnut, who was on the sword prey, also began to strike while the iron was hot.
“Who says you can’t buy a grave if you don’t have money?”
“You can still get a mortgage.”
"Let me do the math for you first."
"Now let's rent a decent grave."
"Every month I have to pay 10 Mora for the grave rent."
“But if you buy our tomb that comes with three urns.”
"The loan is for 30 years, with a monthly payment of 30 yuan."
"If you live with an urn, you can save 10 yuan in grave rent every month."
"You can rent out the remaining two urns."
"If you rent each one for 10 yuan, you can still make 20 yuan."
"It's like you only have to pay a down payment to own a grave."
“If you think about it carefully, isn’t it a good deal?”
Again, it's all due to lack of funds.
Although her heart was already beating very fast, Funina still shook her head.
“It’s quite good.”
“But I don’t have a real job right now.”
“I don’t have the loan qualifications.”
When Zhongli heard the words "no job", it directly triggered his keyword reminder.
"It doesn't matter"
"Hurry up and use the Northland Bank grave purchase loan."
“The most popular grave loan product in Teyvat.”
"Provide various grave mounds at home and abroad according to user preferences"
“No collateral, no guarantee required, burial in as little as five minutes”
“You can apply for up to three graves.”
“The daily interest rate is as low as 0.5 graves.”
“It’s difficult to turn around the money needed to buy graves.”
"Hurry up and use the Northland Bank grave purchase loan."
"Northland Bank Grave Purchase Loan."
“If he’s fine, I’m fine too.”
The sudden advertisement caught Funina off guard and she immediately raised a big question mark.
Rich Man Pantalone: Northland Bank does offer this loan. Anyone interested can sign up.
[Hu Tao: How did you steal the business?]
[Hu Tao: Can you snatch it from me? I have the Rock King Emperor personally carrying my coffin.]
Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired
[Diakarapian: Save a copy for me. I never know when it might come in handy.]
Wendy: Hey
[Walnut: Okay, I'll just go with the highest standards.]
"He scared me with his treasure."
"Mr. Morax, have you also suffered a sudden illness?"
"I'm so sorry, Lady Furninna."
"I have signed a contract with the Solstice authorities."
"They helped me deal with the hot potato of God's Heart."
“In exchange”
“I have to promote them at the right time.”
“So it’s a little bit overwhelming.”
"Don't worry about me, just carry on."
After Zhongli finished speaking, he decisively left the stage.
"That Master Hu"
"How do you sell this grave?"
Seeing that the other party finally took the bait, Hu Tao quickly stated the price.
“The original market price was 648 million yuan per unit.”
“But we’re old acquaintances.”
"I won't make any money from you. I'll just charge you 88 yuan for each set."
【Kavi: Take Young Master】
[Zhongli: The Hall Master is truly generous, directly reducing the price by over 300 million.]
【Walnut: As long as it can be sold, that's good.】
[Liyue Emperor's Chef No. 1: Don't stop me, I must buy the Emperor's coffin-carrying service.]
[Liyue Emperor Chef No. 2: When you go up there later, remember to bring me along. I'll help Master Hu boost his sales right there and then.]
【Zhongli: Everyone, please be rational.】
【Keqing: Where are the Qianyan Army? Get these two out.】
"88 Mora is not expensive at all."
While saying this, Funina was thinking, "I'll add my own savings to Navelette's small coffers, borrow a little from Clorinde and Navia, and finally borrow about 87 from the Traveler siblings."
“That should be enough.”
[Ying: Good guy, worthy of being the most corrupt person in Teyvat]
[Navilette: Ms. Funina, I don't have any small stash of money to give you.]
Navia: Um, our Rose Thorn Club's cash flow has been a bit tight lately.
【Kong: You can't even get a penny from the abyss.】
Funina had already made all kinds of preparations, but Hu Tao's next words broke all her preparations: "Director Funina, I think you misunderstood. I said 88 pink balls."
【Ying: Good fellow, this is the most ruthless person.】
[Hu Tao: What are you talking about? What are you talking about? This is a transaction between us, and we both agreed to it. How can you call it ripping off the customer?]
Xingqiu: I remember in the previous video, a pink ball was worth 168 million Mora, right?
Keqing: I remember that in that video, the Water God embezzled 87.99 yuan.
Chongyun: Our hall master must have known that the Water God must be wealthy, so he dared to offer such a high price.
In the video, Funina typed three question marks with a confused look on her face.
“WTF?”
"Our Lady of Carlos."
"Is your tombstone made of gold, or is your grave made of gold?"
"This price is really not expensive. We have large tombs over 180 square meters."
“The property is open from north to south, with good natural light and complete surrounding facilities.”
“The hospital and supermarket have everything.”
“And the best property in Teyvat”
“It’s connected to two main subway lines.”
“It’s only a 15-minute drive from the city’s CBD.”
"And most importantly, our fine decoration uses environmentally friendly materials, and there is absolutely no formaldehyde."
"You can just carry the bag and bury it."
Funina was already so satisfied that her eyes were full of stars.
"Well, I'll put the credit on Villette."
Funina said that the scene changed.
That was the scene of the Fontaine trial.
"I pronounce the Water God guilty."
"death penalty"
As Navelette read out the charges and spoke of the punishment, a great blue sword fell, and so did Furninna's courtesy.
The last scene of the video is the four gods carrying a coffin with a black and white photo of Funina printed on it for burial.
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn.]