Chapter 224: Your Excellency's Minor Frustration
Chapter 224: Your Excellency's Minor Frustration
Jane had seen too many outstanding female insects, young and promising military officers, ambitious politicians, and businesswomen who were adept at navigating the world of fame and fortune. They were all different, outspoken and bright, but Aquinas was particularly special.
This major general, who fits all the stereotypes of military women, is like a silent stone among a pile of dazzling pearls, boring and inconspicuous.
Jane touched Aquinas's eyebrows and eyes, and her fingertips gently stroked the eye that was deeply pierced by the bayonet, causing a slight itch.
Aquinas's whole body was stiff. He didn't dare to move, and even breathed carefully. After all, this Lord Chambers was noble and proud, and his mind was difficult to guess. It was difficult for him to guarantee that the other party would not suddenly get angry.
It wasn't until the dishonest fingertips stopped at his lips and pressed hard with a mischievous look that Aquinas's eyes turned slightly red, and his voice was flustered and hoarse: "Sir..."
Please don't tease me like this.
Jian En then withdrew his hand and wiped his fingertips carefully with the handkerchief he carried with him. His eyes narrowed slightly, with an ambiguous expression: "I thought you were mute. Didn't your teacher teach you how to please a male insect?"
It was a simple and light sentence, more like asking about something very ordinary.
But Aquinas' ears flushed red. Only the female insects knew how explicit these words sounded. If it were any other bolder female insects, they would have already knelt down and begged for mercy.
Male insects have always been the treasure of the empire. They don’t even have to pay anything, and the female insects will give them everything they have, happily and without regrets.
But this is not without disadvantages.
Jane thought that the male insect seemed to be protected too carefully, so that he was trapped in a boring life every day, painting, flower arranging, art classes, and that damn afternoon tea.
You know, male Zergs are also part of the Zerg race. No matter how weak they appear, they still carry the bloodthirsty and violent genes in their bones. Even when they were hijacked by space pirates in the third galaxy, it couldn't scare Jane away from her yearning for all things curious.
This is the inherent bad nature of this race.
The male insects enjoy being protected, but also yearn for excitement. They are innocent and cruel, and always keep the female insects busy.
Now, the appearance of Aquinas has brought a little fun to Jane's life.
This silent and rigid military female was a very good choice. She would neither forbid Jane from playing with anything dangerous like his father and brothers, nor would she seduce him like other shameless female insects.
Aquinas would take Jane to try everything he wanted to try instead of rejecting her in disappointment.
And because he was saved by Aquinas in the third galaxy, Jane always had some inexplicable trust in him, as if he could just play and there would always be a female insect watching over him.
Well... I won't die anyway.
The happiness of the noble and noble hero is so simple and plain.
Jane looked at Aquinas kneeling on the ground and chuckled softly, with a hint of temptation in her voice: "Are you really not going to consider becoming my female servant? At least you won't be whipped if you're here with me."
This is the truth.
Military females are strong and sturdy, and their spirits are often in a tense state. In order to add to the fun, male insects usually use whips or even some more bloody torture instruments when marking them.
But Jane didn't like such vulgar things. His delicate hands were white and tender, not meant to satisfy those hard guys.
Jane admitted that he had some interest in the female soldier in front of him. She was like a satisfying toy that he could play with, take care of aftermath, and it would not be a bad idea to keep her by his side.
This was the male insect's second proposal. Unlike the first one which was full of compensation and indifference, it was more like an invitation.
If it were any other female insect, she would have agreed with gratitude. After all, in an era when male insects are scarce, becoming a female servant of a noble male insect with a good temper is a good choice.
But the male insect forgot that Aquinas was a female insect who had fought her way up from the bottom.
Aquinas was incompatible with the noble aristocracy. He was born in a humble family and did not even have a male father. The only female father he depended on died when he was six years old. He rose to the position of major general step by step relying only on ridiculous ambitions and honors.
And fighting in the sea of falling stars and becoming an atom wandering freely in the universe is the best ending.
Therefore, Aquinas would not drag his disabled body to be a female servant of a noble lord, nor would he end his life early and commit himself to a hopeless married life.
I forgot to mention that a family as large and prestigious as the Chambers family is not short of a major general. If this proud gentleman spoke up, Aquinas's ties with the military would be severed with just a word. After all, this gentleman needs the female insects' care, doesn't he?
"I'm sorry, Your Excellency... Perhaps you could have a better female insect."
Jane paused, somewhat incredulous.
The proud nobleman was somewhat gloomy and annoyed, and the tip of his shoe, which was originally stepping on the female insect's chest, pressed down in dissatisfaction, becoming somewhat charming.
"What if I insist?"
There is nothing that the male of the Chambers family cannot get, let alone a mere female insect.
Aquinas just lowered his head, not knowing how to respond.
Seeing her silence, Jian En was furious again, and he kicked the female insect away in a fit of rage. Unfortunately, the female insect was strong and sturdy, and it was not something a weak male insect could easily kick away, not to mention that he was just venting his anger and didn't use much force.
For Aquinas, these forces are more like tickling.
"you!"
Aquinas looked up and saw the male insect's unhappy expression. He paused, his eyes somewhat clear and somewhat doubtful. After thinking for a moment, he pursed his lips and fell down clumsily.
Jane: “……???”
What's the point of this stupid female insect falling down at this time? Is she trying to appease the insect cubs?!
Jian En snorted coldly, threw the handkerchief he had just used to wipe his hands aside, stood up and wanted to leave.
You can see that he is very angry.
But in just one month, this pampered, wealthy and privileged lord had suffered two consecutive defeats, both at the hands of the same female insect. This was a Zerg race where females outnumbered males, and males reigned supreme. This wasn't some naive, innocent world imagined on the internet!
What an ungrateful female insect!
Aquinas looked at the male insect walking further and further away, lowered his eyes and wondered if he had gone too far just now. Male insects are proud, so he should have been more tactful.
"Your Mightiness……"
Jane stopped.
"If you need me, I will always be at your service. There's no need to use the identity of a female servant. You are already a treasure of the Zerg."
It seems that Aquinas finally understood a little and knew the male insect's purpose.
Sure enough, the expression of the male insect who was still angry because of the rejection improved a little, and he said "hmm" coldly.
In view of the fact that the female insect lost an eye for him and in view of the insect god, Jane decided to show mercy and forgive him once again. Of course, all this was based on the fact that the female insect fulfilled his promise.
That is to play with him well until he loses interest.
……
In the supermarket, two tightly wrapped insects were standing in the vegetable section picking vegetables.
“This is delicious, I’ll buy more next time.”
"I don't like this."
"You don't like this, you don't like that, what do you like? Listen to me and buy more!"
"..."
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