My Mr. Monster

Chapter 179 You Are So Interesting

This time when they returned to that world, both sides brought a lot of things, especially Xu Zhiyi.

Lu Xuan didn't know that the two guys were already together, so as soon as he came back, he excitedly went to find Han Song to chat at the clothes drying platform built by Wu Yang. There was definitely no one eavesdropping in this damn place.

"Have you discussed it? Are you planning to go back with Xu Zhiyi?" Lu Xuan asked.

"Well, he must take me back to celebrate the New Year." Han Song said.

"So you're willing to go back with him?"

Han Song nodded. "I have no reason to refuse. I also want to see..."

"His parents are really nice, well-educated and well-mannered. The only thing they're disappointed with is Xu Zhiyi's rebelliousness. If he takes you back, he'll probably get scolded less." Lu Xuan said with a smile.

"Why are we being scolded? Didn't we all say we would be very happy when we get home?" Han Song asked in confusion, blinking his eyes.

"You don't understand. For people like us who are not married and don't have a decent job, we will be the target of crickets when we go back. We will always be compared with each other." Lu Xuan explained seriously.

Han Song still didn't understand. Not to mention getting married, he had never had a job. To be honest... he didn't even have a household registration.

Lu Xuan was like a chatterbox. The two of them huddled in that small place and chatted back and forth. Han Song didn't dare to tell Lu Xuan his decision. As for whether Xu Zhiyi would tell Lu Xuan, he didn't know. If possible, he hoped that Xu Zhiyi would tell him.

It was getting dark soon. Wu Yang's complaints were getting closer and closer. Soon he saw two people. He looked at Han Song speechlessly and said, "Can you please stop looking for my wife all day?"

Han Song was helpless. How could someone who couldn't even control his own wife have the nerve to talk to him? So he looked at Lu Xuan on the side.

Lu Xuan stood up with great energy and said seriously, "What wife? I'm your man!"

Han Song: ...

"Okay, okay, a man should be a man. Hurry up and go down. Don't you mind the cold? If you slip and fall, you can go straight to the feast." Wu Yang said unhappily, but with a doting smile on his face.

Han Song watched without saying anything. He walked closely behind the two of them. His understanding of love was still too superficial. He didn't know how to respond to Xu Zhiyi's constant advances.

As soon as he got down, he saw Xu Zhiyi standing below with a cute little lamp. He waved at him, "Come here quickly. It's so dark that you can easily fall."

Han Song stood there blankly staring for several seconds, then smiled faintly and walked towards Xu Zhiyi, "Why are you here?"

"Wu Yang said he was looking for someone, so I thought you two were just talking in private. I didn't want him to disturb you, but that guy... is totally unreasonable." Xu Zhiyi said with disdain.

"Then why did you follow me?" Han Song asked.

"Of course... to pick up my boyfriend." Xu Zhiyi whispered in Han Song's ear.

The two people walking not far ahead paused slightly in the darkness, but soon walked forward slowly as if nothing had happened.

Han Song was a little overwhelmed by this sudden teasing. He often heard Lu Xuan and Wu Yang say dirty talk, but he had never heard anyone say that to him.

"Why are your ears red?" Xu Zhiyi chuckled and reached out to touch Han Song's ears, gently stroking the fine hairs on them with her fingertips. "So cute, so beautiful. The warm color really pairs well with you, making you look like an angel."

"Do you say this to everyone?" Han Song said angrily.

"Of course not." Xu Zhiyi said seriously, "I only do this to you. Don't you like it?"

Seeing Xu Zhiyi's visible sadness and grievance, Han Song panicked again. He waved his hands and explained, "It's not that I don't like it, it's just that I'm not used to it. You... are too enthusiastic."

Hearing this, even Xu Zhiyi was stunned. Then, in the blink of an eye, she turned into a little sun and came close to Han Song's cheek and pecked him gently: "If you don't dislike him, then he likes you, right? If he likes you, then he is in love without knowing it."

Han Song stared at Xu Zhiyi with wide eyes when he heard this. This logic was a bit strange, but he couldn't seem to tell what was strange about it.

"They have gone far away. Give me a kiss. You didn't even take the initiative." Xu Zhiyi said, patting his cheek.

Han Song pursed his lips as if he had made up his mind. Finally, he moved close to Xu Zhiyi's cheek and pecked it like a dragonfly touching the water, then bounced away as if he had been electrocuted, and his face immediately turned red.

Xu Zhiyi watched the whole process. This scene was extremely shocking to him, and for a veteran in the love field, it seemed that he had the upper hand no matter how he looked at it.

"You're so cute like this, like a little chick that has never seen the world." Xu Zhiyi chuckled and put his arm around Han Song's shoulders.

"Are you very skilled?" Han Song suddenly asked.

Xu Zhiyi was taken aback, but he didn't hide it. He said calmly, "I've had several girlfriends. I can't say I'm familiar with them, but I can't say I'm too unfamiliar with them either."

Han Song frowned and looked at Xu Zhiyi. Han Song was shocked for a moment by the sudden thought that came to his mind. When he heard that Xu Zhiyi had several girlfriends, he felt inexplicably unhappy.

"Have you all slept together?" Han Song asked.

This overly straightforward question left Xu Zhiyi dumbfounded for a moment. Turning his head, he saw Han Song's extremely serious eyes, and he immediately became nervous. Based on the experience gained from several predecessors, he knew that what the current girlfriend cared about most was probably his attitude towards his predecessors.

"Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?" Xu Zhiyi asked cautiously, glancing at Han Song's expression from time to time.

"Really." Han Song said.

"Yes, if you still have any grudges..." Xu Zhiyi frowned, and for a moment he didn't know how to answer.

"It doesn't matter. You may not be able to use it even when it comes to that." Han Song said.

"Well, then..." Xu Zhiyi was stunned. He looked at Han Song in confusion. "What did you just say?"

"Even if it really comes to that, you may not be able to use it." Han Song said seriously.

"No? Why?" Xu Zhiyi was stunned. Could this literally mean...

"You also know that Lu Xuan likes to show me those things... I'm a man, so you..." Han Song seemed to have thought of something. He looked at Xu Zhiyi, "Do you mind?"

"Ah... I, I think I can try it. Baby, you are not a big shot, right?" Xu Zhiyi asked with bared teeth.

Han Song chuckled and looked at Xu Zhiyi: "I don't know either, but I think I should be the one above. If you want to do it, I will certainly cooperate. As for the position... I still hope you can understand me."

Xu Zhiyi's expression at this moment was particularly ugly. If it really came to that, he really wouldn't be able to do anything to Han Song. Han Song was superior to him in terms of force, and logically... no matter from which angle, he was the one who should give in.

Hiss - I actually overlooked such an important point. Feelings are important, and things in bed are naturally important as well. After all, Xu Zhiyi firmly believes that the complementarity of mind and body is the important factor in maintaining a relationship.

"If it really comes to that, I can't always be suppressed. I'm not Pure Zero. Logically, I should still be Pure One." Xu Zhiyi was scared.

"I don't mean to force you... I just hope we can be fair. I will give in to you if necessary." Han Song said honestly.

Xu Zhiyi was unhappy again after hearing this: "If anyone wants to give in, it should be me! What do you want me to give in to? You can do whatever you like. I, Xu Zhiyi, will do what I say. And I'm not in the right, so even if I go a little too far, it's okay."

Han Song looked at Xu Zhiyi dumbfounded. For a moment, he really didn't know what to say. Then he realized that Xu Zhiyi's hand was already holding his. He said, "I'm serious, so please believe me, okay?"

Han Song nodded blankly, then smiled: "You are really interesting."