0p0 Chapter 253 Annual Leave Plan
Chapter 253 Annual Leave Plan
Xuelan x? Qilin Xiangshi: [Ahhhhh, Bai Jie is so tragic!]
Inexperienced: [It was hinted at earlier, wasn't it? The one with the softest temper, she'll give in. Expression: [crying].]
Xuanyuan, who loves to slack off: [Director, give me your address, I'll mail myself over. This is such a sweet treat, I'll definitely thank you properly.]
Xi Yang: [Suddenly I find Tianlu utterly detestable.]
M: [The jokes from before have bounced back at me like boomerangs; I was actually laughing when Baikai appeared in the episode!!!]
Yunlin: [It hurts so much, I want to go in and hug him.]
MX's deskmate: [Director, prepare to die! @白何愁baijie, can you order some explosives?]
Little Kun: [Emoji: [Question mark question mark question mark]]
What mischief could a kitten possibly have? :[Suddenly an idea struck me: explosives might not work, but canned flying fish should, right?]
Mu Yun: [The fish was bait, luring me in, then I opened it and it stank to death. Absolutely brilliant!]
Pixiu (Don't kick her when school starts): [Why not order her catnip with laxatives? First, lower her guard, then deliver the fatal blow!]
-: [All the underhanded tricks were done by the director.]
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school.
Snowflakes fluttered down, and before we knew it, the year was drawing to a close.
It's been almost three years since the three Pixiu came to school, from fourth grade to sixth grade. Once today is over, they will be freed from the clutches of elementary school!
"Hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha."
"What's wrong with him? What triggered this and made him stupid?"
Inside the classroom, Qiong Xiaoqi looked at Tianlu, who was grinning foolishly, and leaned back in disgust, afraid of catching his crap.
Around it, Bai Jie, Bi Xie, He Tao, Fu Zai, Xiang Tai, Yue Tian, and an entire small group of beasts were present.
They gathered together before school ended today to chat, but unexpectedly witnessed this scene of Tianlu suddenly falling ill.
Bai Jie turned his head away helplessly, "I asked him, and Tianlu is just so happy that he doesn't have to go to school anymore."
Upon hearing this, Qiong Xiaoqi immediately became respectful. "I see, brother. I won't discriminate against you anymore. You're not the only beast tormented by Xie the Demon. We should unite and fight against him together."
"Ah, ah?"
"Sigh, forget it. Look at your stupid look, you'd better leave quickly, lest Xie the Devil stir up trouble from nothing."
Qiong Xiaoqi sighed when he saw Tianlu's bewildered expression.
"Who are you calling stupid?!"
"Alright, alright, everyone, let's all be friendly. The New Year is almost here, what are your plans?"
At the foot of the steps, Tianlu snorted and sat down with his arms crossed. Xiangtai, who had come out to smooth things over, looked around awkwardly, his head covered in sweat.
I need a beast to come out of this mess quickly! I'm under a lot of pressure.
"I'm not going anywhere, I'll just stay at home." Bai Jie leaned forward lazily, propping his elbows on the table.
The "stay-at-home" gene is ingrained in his bones; unless someone calls him, the child can stay at home for an entire holiday without moving an inch.
As for going on trips, that sounds like too much trouble. It's better to stay home and play games with three buddies.
the other side,
Fu-zai also spoke up to his brother, saying, "I signed up for a lot of tutoring and hobby classes during the winter break, and I'm going to improve myself."
As expected of the "King of Papers," you're so ruthless with your studies. You're so dedicated; you're bound to succeed in the future.
The beasts looked at them with admiration.
"Mom said she's taking Walnut and Uncle to visit Dad! What about you guys?"
"us?"
Taotie pointed to himself subconsciously, but before he could say anything, the conspicuous guy next to him slammed his head down and stomped his foot on the stool in a showy manner, causing Walnut to instinctively look up at him.
"Hmph, my family is planning to visit quite a few famous places this summer, from the heavens to the underworld. How about I bring you some local specialties when I go?"
"Hey? Do you have money?"
"Ugh, what's it to you, you crybaby!"
Qiong Xiaoqi's smugness crumbled even faster than it had arrived. A casual remark from He Tao shattered his defenses.
Has his image as a poor man become so deeply ingrained in people's minds? Shouldn't a normal person's first reaction be whether he can afford it, or be envy, jealousy, or refutation and questioning?
After all, we can't afford to go to these places. When they question us, we'll show them the evidence and slap them in the face. But why don't we follow the rules and try to strangle them right away?
"He might actually bring some local specialties, but the 'local specialties' part is just 'local.'" Tao Xiaowu spoke up earnestly to explain to his brother in his time of need.
Qiong Xiaoqi almost spat out blood, and immediately started cursing, "Don't try to explain it like I'm so poor I can only eat dirt!"
"That's my dad. I made quite a bit of money from acting, but I don't know what he did with it!"
"So this isn't my fault, it's entirely my dad's problem. I could never have inherited his penniless nature!"
"Did you understand?!"
Qiong Xiaoqi excitedly slammed his fist on the table, making a loud bang. Tao Xiaowu rested his chin on his hand and looked at him, his expression speaking volumes.
"What does that expression mean?!"
The Xie Zhi class's signature performance, "Poor Little Qi Breaks the Defense," was staged again, and many students watched with great interest while packing their schoolbags.
This class's undisputed villainous clown would pop up every now and then as a scapegoat, only to be slapped in the face at lightning speed, betrayed by his brothers, and leave in a fit of rage.
However, it wouldn't be long before he would pop up again to cause trouble. He was repeatedly defeated but never gave up. After elementary school, he disappeared from the scene, which some students found a bit of a pity.
Before they knew it, it was afternoon. During this time, the Xie Zhi came to the classroom to announce the results of the beasts. As always, some of the beasts' papers were appalling.
Qiong Xiaoqi, who shone brightly last year, has fallen back to where he should be. Because of this, he was criticized by his friends again, which broke his spirit.
In the home of Chaos and Dijiang,
Qiong Xiaoqi, with a little peach on his head, followed Tao Xiaowu into the courtyard, looking sullen.
At this moment, the garage door was raised, and a red convertible sports car was parked at the entrance of the yard. Chaos and Dijiang were sitting in the driver and passenger seats, while Qiongqi, with a peach on his head and the same style as his son, was leaning against the car door.
"You're back, get in the car quickly."
"Huh? What's going on? Why are you in such a hurry? Uncle, he's been in prison for so long, wouldn't it be alright if he stayed one more day?"
Qiong Xiaoqi looked up in surprise upon hearing his father's words, and even his dejected mood improved considerably.
"Nonsense, there's a time difference between Heaven and the mortal realm. If we don't hurry, it'll be ages before we get back. Get in the car now."
"Oh, here it comes!"
The three little monsters quickly followed Qiongqi into the carriage.
The engine roared and the exhaust pipe spewed out exhaust fumes as the sports car started up with a bang.
Their next destination was still the prison where the Taotie's head was kept, where they would retrieve the other limbs one by one after the head was reattached.
When it was torn apart by five horses, Taotie's body was divided into six parts: head, torso, and limbs.
The torso is sealed in Heaven, and the limbs are sealed in the Underworld. According to the agreement reached by the four villains, the head with consciousness will be taken away first, then the Underworld will be taken away, and finally the Heavenly Court will be taken away.
This whole process felt like collecting hero fragments, and Taotie just wanted to complain about how her father deserved such a devilish treatment.
His body was divided into different parts and sealed away, even though in modern times even ordinary people could easily riddle him with bullets using firepower.
Outside the prison,
A red convertible sports car stood quietly, a group of adults went inside to pick someone up, and three children were left behind, listlessly lying by the car.
The wind from the suburbs gently brushed against my face, and a cold barbed wire fence stood before me, with the gray prison buildings behind me.
"Hey buddy, what are you going to do after your dad gets out? You're going to be with your uncle who just got out of prison and has no money... Hmm... It seems like you'll still have to stay at your aunt's house. Never mind then."
"I'd like to."
Taotie listened to Qiong Xiaoqi's rambling, and after he finished speaking, he looked up at the sky with a worried expression.
"The problem is that my aunt and the others are planning to go on vacation after they finish filming. We can still stay in the villa, but we may not be able to afford the electricity and water bills."
Qiong Xiaoqi was stunned. "So... you've ended up in the same situation as me?"
"Hahahaha, what goes around comes around! Finally, finally, I'm not the only beast who's suffered so much."
"Ahem! Don't worry, brother, we'll share joys and sorrows from now on! If I have food to eat, you'll have a dish to wash! Such a great job opportunity can't be missed, hehehehehehe."
Qiong Xiaoqi was so happy that he kept pounding on the car door, shaking his head back and forth, almost throwing Xiao Taotao off.
Taotie rolled its eyes.
I thought you'd had a change of heart when I heard your first sentence, pshaw! It was right that I was targeting you.
At this time,
The prison's steel gates slowly opened with a creaking sound, and the group of ferocious beasts that had gone in to pick up the people walked out.
The four ferocious beasts gathered together, and Taotie's head emerged first, wriggling out with its fur. Fresh air rushed into its mouth and nose, and it roared to the sky.
"I've finally seen the light of day again!!"