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"Fuck!!"
A word to awaken the dreamer.
In an instant, images could not stop appearing in the minds of the sand sculpture audience...
then!
"Fatty, fart, fart!"
"Hurry up, don't hold back!"
"Correct!"
"Play it if you want, play it loud!"
"..."
367 Surprised or surprised?
pff~~~~
The sound of fart sounded for a long time, and at the same time, it was so fucking continuous!
heard.
Between lightning and flint.
Ding Ze immediately moved his body, quickly dodged to the side to avoid the harmful gas, and quickly patted his chest, thankful that he reacted quickly enough and dodged in time, otherwise... hiss, the consequences would be disastrous.
"(ΩДΩ)!!! Fuck! Fatty, what the hell are you talking about, just fart!"
"Also, did you f*ck fart and bring out shit, why is it so smelly?"
"From now on, you are prohibited from farting, otherwise you will block the tool of crime!"
Fatty: "??????~~"
"Comrade Police Cha, I just reminded you that farting is a human instinct, why is it forbidden..."
As he was talking, the fat man suddenly shook his body.
"Wait! Wait, wait! This voice..."
After muttering something to himself, the fat man turned his head around.
"(????へ????╬)!!! Old Ding!"
The roar sounded suddenly, and in an instant, it really felt a bit earth-shattering.
Ding Ze heard it.
Ah oh.
The joke is over.
Then he grinned at Fatty, the smile on his face was so bright, "Haha, Fatty, are you surprised or surprised?"
Fatty: "??????"
"Surprise? Surprise?"
"Old Ding, you bastard, I was so scared to death by you!"
The fat man couldn't stop cursing, "If I didn't beat you, I would have to..."
"You know you can't beat me, so don't brag," Ding Ze smiled and took out a cigarette, and handed one to the fat man, "Fat man, you don't have the guts to scare you casually. It's shit. I haven't seen you for a few days, why are you so cowardly?"
The fat man took the cigarette, can he admit that he is cowardly?That is absolutely impossible!
"Get out! I'm calm enough now, if it were you, I'd be so frightened that I would kneel down and beg for mercy, crying for my father and mother..."
blah blah blah blah.
After talking quickly, the fat man let out a long sigh of relief, raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat from his frightened face, and stretched out his hand to open the back door.
"Come in first, you just arrived?"
"Well," Ding Ze lifted his foot into the room, "I just arrived, I went to Panjiayuan to look for you but didn't find you, so I knocked on the door... Where's Lao Hu?"
The fat man waved his hand, "I don't know what to do with Shirley Yang, I haven't seen anyone every day recently."
After finishing speaking, the fat man glanced at the clock on the wall, "Look at the time, I should be back soon, just wait a while."
This waited for almost half an hour.
It was after ten o'clock when Hu Bayi walked towards the house humming a ditty, bathed in the night and full of spring breeze.
inside the house.
In the past half an hour, Ding Ze and Fatty, who had discussed a good plan, immediately looked at each other and smiled when they heard the voice.
"Good show!" The fat man, who was tied to a chair and looked like he had been kidnapped, said in a low voice with a smile.
"Act better," Ding Ze urged, and stuffed the prepared towel into the fat man's open mouth.
The fat man nodded, meaning, absolutely no problem.
Ding Ze smiled, stepped back gently behind the door, turned off the light and hid it away.
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Squeak.
The door of the old house opened, and Hu Bayi walked in, "Fatty, I saw that the light was still on in the room just now. Did you turn off the light on purpose when you saw me come back?"
Hu Bayi, whose tone really showed joy, said this to the fat man while reaching for the light switch by the door.
"Woo~woo~~" Being tied to a chair in the middle of the room, the fat man heard Hu Bayi's voice, and immediately acted wildly, sobbing.
When Hu Bayi heard it, he didn't think of anything else for a very reasonable reason. He just thought that the fat man was joking, so he ignored it and pressed the light switch.
pat.
The electric light was turned on, and the light instantly dispelled the darkness, and at the same time illuminated the fat man who was tightly tied up and had a towel stuffed in his mouth.
See this scene at a glance.
Hu Bayi: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!!! Fuck, fat man, you are..."
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