Live expedition from tomb raiding

Page 485

Ding Ze heard, hehe, a good idea immediately popped into his mind.

"Police!" Ding Ze said, hoarse, and tried to disguise his voice as much as possible, "We received a report from Chaoyang people, suspecting that you have done some illegal things recently, open the door!"

"Damn it!!!" The fat man was startled and cursed loudly.

After scolding, the room was suddenly quiet!

The disappearance of the footsteps meant that the fat man stopped abruptly.

Silence spread, one second, two seconds, three seconds.

Fatty's voice sounded again, "Comrade Police Cha, you must have made a mistake. I am a law-abiding citizen and have never done anything illegal!"

"Hehe! You have to investigate to find out whether you have done it or not!" Ding Ze suppressed a smile. After speaking, he resolutely increased his strength and knocked on the door. "Open the door, otherwise we will break the door!"

Words are exported.

There was another few seconds of silence in the room.

"Comrade Police Cha, can you tell me what the Chaoyang masses have reported me specifically?" the fat man asked again.

Ding Ze heard this, thought for a while, "Sell cultural relics at the national treasure level!"

"Fuck!!!"

Another bang!

"Comrade Police Cha, how could I do that kind of thing!!! Wait, I'm here with my butt naked, I'll put on some clothes, and I'll open the door for you right away!"

heard.

Ding Ze: "..."

This dead fat man, shouldn't he be?Want to run away?

Thinking about it, Ding Ze's thoughts raced for a while, and he felt that with this guy's virtue, it was very likely that this was the case.

That's okay?Can you let this guy run away?

Absolutely not.

Hey.

Ding Ze grinned, "Hurry up, don't dawdle!"

After finishing speaking, he raised his foot decisively, walked around to the back door of the house in the blink of an eye, hid himself in the darkness, and waited.

Didn't wait for a while, as expected.

I saw that the fat man opened the back door a little bit, cautiously, not daring to make any noise.

While opening the door, the fat man pretended to rush to the front door and said, "Hey, what the hell, why can't I find my underpants. Comrade Police Cha, wait a moment, it will be ready soon."

After finishing speaking, the fat man probed his head and widened his eyes, and looked at the situation outside the back door.

See no one at the back door.

"Fortunately," the fat man heaved a long sigh of relief, and whispered, "If you want to catch me, in your next life!"

After speaking, the fat man took his bag and prepared to run.

See you!

Hehe, Ding Ze smiled silently, and at the same time... Kaka, this is the sound of a shotgun being loaded. He is sure that the fat man will definitely recognize it when he hears it.

that's the truth.

I saw that the fat man who had just walked out of the house and was about to start running froze for a moment. His body weighing more than 200 kilograms was shocked suddenly, and he looked horrified, "Who? Comrade Police Cha?"

The fat man was really scared, the panic in his words was not clear enough.

Aware of this.

Ding Ze: "o(*≧▽≦)ツ!!!"

No, I can't play anymore, I can't help but laugh out loud... Hurry up and finish!

"Hehe, Wang Kaixuan, you sneaked through the back door, do you want to run away?"

"Fortunately, I'm smart enough to expect you to come up with this move, so I'll lay an ambush here beforehand!"

Fatty: "I..."

Ding Ze: "Shut up! Turn around, lie down facing the wall, spread your legs, and raise your hands! Don't force me to shoot!"

Fatty: "╰(*°▽°*)╯!!!!"

Fatty is still very knowledgeable about current affairs. When he heard this, he didn't dare to struggle. He immediately obeyed obediently, turned around and leaned against the wall, "Comrade Police Cha..."

Ding Ze: "I tell you to shut up! If you have anything to say, let's talk about it in the bureau!"

Seeing the fat man obediently facing the wall, he probably couldn't be seen anymore, Ding Ze lifted his feet and walked out of the darkness, step by step, deliberately walked towards the fat man, and deliberately set his foot heavily to make the footsteps louder.

One step, two steps, three steps...

Reach behind the fat man, put the gun on the fat man's... ass!

Fatty felt it, and immediately trembled violently. When he spoke, his tone was trembling, "Comrade Police Cha... There must be some misunderstanding here, I, Wang Kaixuan, am a good citizen..."

"I promise to cooperate obediently. Can you put the gun away? You are so scared that I can't help but fart... If this crashes to you, that would be bad!"

Ding Ze: "..."

A crowd of sand sculpture viewers in the live broadcast room: "?????"

"Haha! This fat man is really funny as always, I'm dying of laughter!"

"Damn it, fat man, can you stop being so funny, I fucking pee from laughing!"

"It's so funny! I haven't laughed like this for a long time..."

"Me too!"

"Me too!"

"Anchor, you are really a dog, you are enough, see how the fat man is frightened, be careful that he will blow your fart to death!"

"Wait... If the fat man is really a fart, and the host's face is broken..."