My bad words were heard by all the civil and military officials in the court

Chapter 111 Curse the Pig

"When Mr. Nong came to the pig pen again, the pig followed him closely after being released. It restrained its anger and the wild power it wanted to use on Mr. Nong, and played with him for another day as if it was trying to please him."

"During this time, he used his head to rub Mr. Nong's body to show his courtship."

"Mr. Nong had no experience in animal courtship, so he didn't know. He just thought that the piglet was getting close to him. He was also very satisfied with the piglet's performance today, so he asked the servant beside him to prepare a basket of fruit for the piglet."

"The pig received the reward and thought that Mr. Nong had responded to its courtship," Ye Shengxin said after a pause.

"I forgot I mentioned it before, but Mr. Agricultural didn't dare to ride a pig openly, so no more than five people knew about it, so there was no one around him at that time."

"So, under the lonely and beautiful moonlight, Zhuzhu used his clean and strong fat body to pounce on Mr. Nong, who was nearly fifty years old and had stepped into the coffin."

"That is the lover that it cherishes the most, holds dear to its heart, and carefully selected from among more than a dozen pigs."

"It bit his clothes hard. Mr. Nong was terrified. He pushed it away and ran away. The pigs were all stunned."

"But after it realized it, how could it let the duck fly away... No, it was the lover that flew away."

"It ran wildly with the pig's trotters that the Agricultural University student used to love to eat. It chased and chased, and finally forced the frightened Agricultural University student into the nearby forest."

When Ye Shengxin said this, Nong Minchang's face had already turned purple, and he was so embarrassed that tears came to his eyes.

Courtship?

It turned out that the mad pig was courting him, how ridiculous!

Now that his colleagues knew that he was favored by a tasteful pig, he really... really wanted to bump into the pillar next to him!

Die one more time.

Ye Xingxin continued with great interest: "When a man and a pig meet, it may be fate given by God, or it may be that God feels sorry for the pig who bravely pursues love but is misunderstood by his lover, so he gave it a chance to be a hero and save the beauty."

"They met the play part in the relationship, and they became wolves."

"Mr. Nong was powerless, so Zhuzhu stood in front of him. After fighting the two wolves for 300 rounds, Zhuzhu returned to Mr. Nong with wounds and blood all over his body."

"Mr. Nong was very touched by the pig's rescue and was about to forgive it for its previous arrogant behavior, but the pig refused to give up and started to bite Mr. Nong's clothes again."

"The pig opened its mouth so wide that it accidentally bit the agricultural student's buttocks. The agricultural student's buttocks bled, and the feeling of being touched by the pig disappeared instantly."

"Pig's life-saving grace is gone just like that."

"Afterwards, Mr. Nong returned home holding his injured buttocks. When his wife asked him about it, Mr. Nong didn't want to expose the fact that he rode a pig, so he stammered and made up an excuse."

"His wife felt something was wrong and was very suspicious that he had a mistress outside."

"She was smart enough not to ask directly, but to have someone investigate secretly. Of course, she didn't find anything. But the wisdom in her little brain moved, and she found a master to calculate Lord Nong's marriage fate."

"That master also has some skills, but not much. After learning the birth date of Agricultural University, he tactfully told Agricultural University's wife that her husband was entangled by the Red Luan Star."

"That Red Luan Star is extraordinary, and her husband is very special to her. There is also a life-saving grace between the two."

"Mr. Nong's wife has monopolized her husband for so many years. How can she be willing to have her relationship ruined by an outsider when she is old?"

"When she couldn't find the pig, she made a straw man who looked like a woman, and spent a lot of money to find some deceptive curse water to sprinkle on the straw man."

"After that, the first thing she did every day after waking up and sending Lord Nong to court was to prick Zhuzhu, the outsider who interfered with their relationship, with a silver needle, hoping that Zhuzhu would die soon."

Having said this, Ye Shengxin sighed.

"This lady is so mean and petty. Fortunately, Mr. Nong has not been involved with any woman. Otherwise, if the young lady showed up, she would have lost her life in vain."

Nong Minchang's face darkened. He didn't expect his wife to be like this.

He never expected that his wife would spend so much money to curse a pig to death in such a crazy way.

For a moment, he didn't know who to be angry with, and he lost face in front of his colleagues.

Xu Zhong stroked his beard and sighed: It is the first time in history that my friend's wife has gone to such a cost to curse a pig out of jealousy.

The Taifu blinked his eyes, looking interested: I didn't expect that Nong Minchang's old wrinkled face could have a second spring, how wonderful.

Prime Minister Shangguan: Being loved by a pig, Nong Minchang's experience is extraordinary. Where is the historian? Hurry up and write it down.

Wang Kaihe, his face still red, said: Anything else? Say more, or I will be the most embarrassed.

The Queen covered her heart with her hands: This experience is so exciting!

Emperor Jingming tapped the table with his fingertips. "Although this dynasty does not really believe in these curses, I vaguely remember that there are provisions in the law."

"Anyone who uses such evil techniques, regardless of their status, must be beaten with thirty sticks and imprisoned for a year. This lady is of high status and obviously knowingly committed the crime. She deserves to be punished."

As soon as Emperor Jingming finished speaking, Nong Minchang knelt down immediately.

"Your Highness, I know that my wife is wrong, but she is nearly fifty years old and weak. After thirty strokes of the cane, she...she..."

After living together for so many years, Nong Minchang and his wife are not without feelings for each other.

So tears appeared in his eyes, and he immediately knelt down and prayed for her to be forgiven.

The prince also understood this, and he also understood what his father would do if he had not lost his memory, so he said:

"Mr. Nong has been working diligently over the years and has never made any mistakes in court affairs. Although the old lady had good intentions, she didn't harm anyone in the end."

"In consideration of your years of hard work, the old lady can be spared from imprisonment and beatings, but for the next five years, you must go to the Buddhist temple to practice Buddhism and calm your mind."

"Old minister accepts the order."

Ye Xingxin continued, "The two old couples spent some time like this. One day, Mr. Farmer was on vacation. He couldn't forget the feeling of riding a pig, so he went to the farm again."

"There's also my old wife who's sneaking behind me, ready to catch the adulterer."

"But she didn't see any woman seducing her husband on the farm. There was only a very presumptuous pig following her husband."

"That idiot tore her husband's robe. From this, she guessed the reason why her husband's buttocks were bleeding last time."

"She looked at her husband rolling around on the grass with the fat and big-eared stupid pig with a complicated expression. She felt that her steady husband had been disillusioned in her heart, so she went home and continued to prick the straw man (pig) with silver needles."

"And Mr. Nong was so angry at being tortured by that pig that he had someone bring a long knife and an iron pot. He wanted to kill the insolent pig."

"So the piggy lost his life because of blind and tasteful courtship."

"Its meat was eaten several times by the beloved Mr. Nong and his wife who cursed it. The bacon made from it has not been eaten yet and is still hanging in the kitchen."

"But the pig did not leave nothing behind. It scratched the ground in the pigpen with its claws, leaving its love and expectations for the agricultural university people."

Zhang Liang asked with a twitch in his mouth: "What are you looking forward to?"

Ye Xingxin looked at the book in his hand and said, "It says that the scratches look like a family of three, a human and a pig."

"Perhaps it is expecting the piglets from Mr. Tongnong."

Nong Minchang: ...

His chest swelled with anger.

This pig is so brave, he really dares to think!

Xu Zhong wiped away his tears and said: "This story, despite being crazy, is quite touching."

Prime Minister Shangguan: "Although the love between a human and a pig is unacceptable to the world, it is rare to find a pig who truly loves you and is willing to save you at all costs."

Chang Zunli: "Zhuzhu's fate is too tragic. Minchang, please don't eat the bacon."

Nong Minchang had a blank expression on his face: "...I will throw it away when I get back...No, I will bury the bacon when I get back. I will build a grave and a monument for the pig."

Just consider it as a way of repaying you for saving my life.

Wang Kaihe: "Teacher, you must write the epitaph for the pig carefully. After all, it was the pig that saved your life that you ate. You can't let it down again."

Nong Minchang: ...

I want to beat this "filial" student to death.

The queen looked at the prince and said, "Son, this is the fate of loving the wrong person. Don't learn from that pig."

The prince responded with a twitching eye.

Emperor Jingming sighed: "It's a pity for that kind-hearted pig."

In order to blend in, Zhang Liang felt that he had to say something, since Nong Minchang couldn't hear him anyway, so he was bolder:

"I'm afraid that the agricultural university will never ride a pig again. This is really not a decent thing to do, and it will traumatize him psychologically."

"But he ate the Enzhu, which was really a bit cruel."

The original plan was to go to the farm to ride pigs on the day after tomorrow. Nong Minchang, who was doing something undignified, said: …

Very good, Zhang Liang offended him.

Ministers:...

So you think we are so brave just because we can't hear or see?

Hao Duanzhuang listened with great interest. Seeing that the story was over and there was still time, he urged Ye Shengxin to turn the page and continue.

Cui Luoshan frowned: "Both stories seem to be about the ministers' interesting stories. Don't they have any evidence against the ministers?"

Ye Xingxin curled his lips: "There should be, otherwise how dare that old man be so arrogant and rich?"

"Besides, how can all the ministers be clean? If there are not a few corrupt officials, I think His Majesty would not be satisfied."

Ye Shengxin's words were so absolute that they made the ministers who were not mentioned feel their hearts pounding.

Especially when Emperor Jingming nodded in agreement: "If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and there will be no corrupt officials, I will doubt the authenticity of this book."

Ministers:…

Your Majesty, how can you still hope that there are corrupt officials in the court!

You can't hurt our feelings like this.

No matter what the ministers' emotions were, everyone's hearts were lifted when Ye Shengxin said "tsk" with a meaningful tone.

Who will suffer next?

What would His Majesty, who has lost his memory, say?