My bad words were heard by all the civil and military officials in the court

Chapter 110: The Brave Pig

"Hey, why are the first few pages of this book torn?"

Ye Shengxin discovered this before he could read the content clearly. When he turned over another book, he also saw signs of being torn.

Cui Luoshan judged: "It should be the mayor who tore it."

Ye Xingxin frowned: "The contents of this book should be very important. When he wakes up, I will definitely ask him to tell me the previous records."

"If he doesn't give me this fish, I'll beat him until he gives it to me."

Huang Youwei, who still didn't know that he was taking the blame for Master Tongshan who tore up the book, continued to lie in a coma, not knowing whether he was dead or alive.

After Ye Shengxin got angry, he finally read the main text.

"Hahahaha, the book says that Lord Nong Min Chang Nong in the imperial court... ahem..."

Ye Shengxin laughed so happily that her saliva was accidentally choked on, which made Nong Minchang's skin tense.

Is it him this time?

He closed his eyes in despair, ready for humiliation.

Ye Xingxin on the skylight laughed for a while and then continued: "This master's apprentice, Master Wang Kaihe, has been wearing open-crotch pants to court these days. Because he is worried that the wind will make his testicles cold, he deliberately chooses a thick outer robe to wear."

Nong Minchang: Hmm? Not him?

He and other ministers looked at Wang Kaihe, who was usually unknown but now had a face as red as the bottom of a pot. Tsk, the robe under the official uniform was indeed a bit thick.

You are such a grown man, why would you wear open-crotch pants to attend such a serious matter as court?

Cui Luoshan also laughed, "I didn't expect that this Lord Wang in the court is quite interesting. Why is he like this?"

Ye Xingxin covered her lips and said, "Of course it's because of Long Yangzhi's kindness. He is the one who contributed the effort."

"It's like grinding a needle with an iron rod, night after night, but the technique is not up to par, it will hurt him to death."

"So during the day, we wear open-crotch pants that don't rub against our skin, which can reduce wear and tear, and then fight at night."

Wang Kaihe: ...

The secret was revealed, and Wang Kaihe was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to die.

But he didn't believe that the following content was also recorded in the book. Ye Shengxin was clearly making random guesses.

The fact that he was wearing open-crotch pants clearly showed that Tieju was accidentally injured while working.

As the teacher of the person involved, Nong Minchang also blushed. He walked to the student and said seriously:

"No wonder you have no energy to work these days, and you are so shy when you go to the fields. And the new Da Zhuang treats you as his wife."

"You should be more restrained and don't indulge in pleasure. Set a good example for Da Zhuang."

Wang Kaihe lowered his head and stammered.

Cui Luoshan did not hesitate, he asked directly: "Did the higher-ups say who this gentleman's lover is?"

Ye Xingxin turned the page and said, "Yes, it's a man named Da Zhuang, with a strong build and a handsome appearance."

"It was because of his repeated seductions and all the means he used that Wang Kaihe couldn't resist and finally gave in to him."

"It also said that on the day when Lord Wang agreed to his request, the sun was shining brightly, the flowers were in bloom, and this strong warrior pinned Lord Wang against the wall, lifted his hips up three times, and gave him a domineering kiss."

"So Lord Wang, with tears in his eyes, pink face and red lips, followed his will, punched his chest three times with his little fist, called out "dead ghost" softly, and then obeyed him with tears and laughter."

Nong Minchang: ...

Nong Minchang opened and closed his mouth, with complex emotions surging in his heart. In the end, he said nothing and returned to his seat in a depressed mood.

The Grand Tutor looked at the Crown Prince, who was always kind and polite, with surprise.

This book is his, but look at what lewd words are written in it.

Wang Kaihe, who personally experienced this incident, also felt that it was too fierce. Facing everyone's teasing gazes, he couldn't help but come out to explain:

"Actually, Dazhuang just held me up in the corner and kissed me. He wasn't a cuckold, nor was he overbearing."

Ye Xingxin: "Hahaha, this is actually not that overbearing, there are more overbearing ones below."

Wang Kaihe: ...

"After winning the heart of Lord Wang, this warrior named Da Zhuang was off duty one day and didn't have time to pick up Lord Wang. Lord Wang happened to have some minor conflicts with his colleagues, so he was put in a sack. Fortunately, the thugs didn't have time to attack him, and Da Zhuang saw it by accident."

"Not only did he come forward to save the beauty, but he also found the mastermind behind this, Huang Nanfei, a minor official of the sixth rank."

"This little official is not a good guy, so Da Zhuang, who has a background, hugged Lord Wang's slender waist, stood in the main hall of Huang Nanfei's mansion, beat him up, and then asked him domineeringly: How dare you touch my people?"

"I'm protecting Wang Kaihe, understand?"

These domineering quotes made Ye Shengxin laugh out loud.

"Then the most outrageous thing happened. After Da Zhuang took Lord Wang away, he said coldly in front of the door of his mansion: The weather is cold, and the Huang family will fall."

"So within a few days, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince saw evidence of Huang Nanfei's crimes and personally sent his family to prison to await execution."

"You didn't expect it, did you? His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is the one who adds interest to this relationship and promotes its development."

"Tsk tsk, the ancients really knew how to have fun."

Emperor Jingming did not hear anything bad in this story. Although he did not like Long Yang's relationship, it was none of his business.

So after chuckling, he urged Ye Shengxin to continue.

Ye Xingxin turned another page, looked carefully, and took a breath.

"No wonder it's a master and disciple, this time it's that Mr. Nong Min Chang Nong."

Nong Minchang was stunned. Was it him?

What to do if you are a little nervous.

"It says that this gentleman is an official in charge of the agricultural affairs of the Zhou State. He is born into a commoner family, is very good at farming and raising livestock, and works diligently. He is considered a diligent and good official."

Emperor Jingming looked over and said, "If he is a good official, how could there be any evidence against Huang Youwei?"

Ye Xingxin looked down and sighed, "The problem lies in his ability. He can raise livestock, especially fat pigs that the people cannot live without, so he has a very good relationship with those pigs."

"So much so that this gentleman often rides pigs for fun in private on his own farm."

The ministers stared: What? Riding a pig for fun?

They didn't expect that Nong Minchang, who is usually very serious, has such a hobby. It really... opens their eyes!

Nong Minchang looked back with a red face and asked, "What's wrong with me riding a pig?"

None of the pigs were unwilling.

"The strongest fat pig raised by the Agricultural University is running wildly and hunting. Although the field of vision is lower and it doesn't feel as good as a horse galloping, it is also free."

"But one day, the pigs were in heat. Under the influence of the agricultural master, the pigs no longer looked down on the pigs in the pigpen who had no taste and only knew how to eat and sleep every day. They had no goals in life."

"It has found a satisfactory partner for itself, that is, the Agricultural University student who can make it laugh, play with it, and accompany it to the ends of the earth. You are the wind and I am the sand, and we can walk together forever."

Nong Minchang: ...Why do I feel like my relationship with that pig is no longer pure.

He really doesn't have much affection for that pig!

Prime Minister Shangguan looked at the stiff figure beside him and stroked his beard: "Brother Nong is truly a man of character."

The Grand Tutor carefully asked the Crown Prince, "Your Highness, is your record so vivid and interesting?"

The prince said: "Teacher, it is Lord Ye's description that is vivid and interesting. The original text is not like this."

Therefore, even though the prince knew the whole story, he was still amused by Ye Shengxin's interesting description and his shoulders were shaking.

Looking forward to the next content.